Everyone knows Worcester has a problem with panhandlers, thanks to Tracy Novick’s lawsuit against the city ordinance banning the dangerous practice. So one blue-blooded Worcesterite took it upon themselves to go and do something about it:
God bless this man. Anyone who gives money to these people is an idiot. If everyone stopped giving these nudniks money then they’d stop standing in the street looking like eyesores. Like we said the other day, there are now THREE bums standing at the Webster Square. There’s that much cash being tossed around from people coming from Moe’s apparently.
Look, if we want Worcester to be a normal place, where normal people wanna live, we can’t be having this shit. Someone sent us a picture of a huge bottle of urine lying in the middle of Belmont Street that some asshat bum left there the other day. (if you sent us that picture please send it again because we lost it)
Then I was driving the other day and stopped at the Kelley Square exit off of 290, and some dooshnozzle eating a banana tosses the banana peel on the ground, puts on his backpack and walks away. This is what the ground looks like when you’re sitting at that light:
Lovely. If we’re gonna let these idiots stand there all day can we at least make them pick up some trash while they’re busy doing nothing?
Then there’s this:
You see this shit happen all the time. Worcester is the only city in America where the bums all have 401K’s.
Just remember come election time – Tracy Novick did this. It’s all her fault. The Turtleboy Ticket for School Committee is coming tomorrow.