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This is what we call the “Turtleboy effect”:
Well, well would you look at that. We write about two underage girls in a bar (Rocky’s) and the next thing you know the Worcester Police announce that they’re ramping up efforts to bust underage drunkards. Gee whiz, what a coincidence!! Sure it had nothing to do with this video:
Hey butthurts – keep telling yourself that Turtleboy is some insignificant trash blog. This ain’t Gossip Girl. It’s a blog that catalyzes positive change. We all know people are gonna drink before they’re 21, and we don’t really have a problem with that. But if you’re gonna go out to the bar and drink underage, you should at least be able to handle your liquor. Whatever you do don’t star in a viral fight video that ends up making its way onto Turtleboy.
Oh, and the girl who filmed the video is not happy with us. She’s claiming that Alexis Aslanian was just bartending in that video:
Yea Holy Name is doing something right to stay open for 75 years. Mainly collecting tuition.
Did she just say her friend looked 30? Wow. Shots fired.
And to answer your question, Momma Turtleboy would probably say that adults don’t get bullied on the Internet. We’re not children on the playground.
South Short Turtlegirl was there to answer her questions.
That’s a GFQ right there. If the story they’re sticking with is “she was only bartending” (if the video was taped on the night in question she was 18 when it was filmed and legally allowed to bartend), then how did the other underage woman get in?
First of all, have you ever been to Rocky’s? No one goes there. It’s not exactly Sh-Booms. You don’t have 18+ night at a bar that no one goes to. How would they make any money off of that? How many Diet Pepsis can you possibly drink? That’s not even remotely believable.
So when we told her that Rocky’s doesn’t have an 18+ night, she ended up catching herself in a lie and we haven’t heard back from her since:
Yea, didn’t really think that lie through. If you had just said “they stopped doing 18+ six months ago” your lie would be plausible. But you embellished it and said “over a year ago.” And over a year ago, Alexis would not be able to bartend. Keep digging that hole.
We better watch out though, because it looks like we have not just one, but a “team of lawyers” coming at us if we write about her:
Sounds serious. VERY serious!!! Just watch out for 5-0 when you guys are bar-hopping with your fake ID’s.
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