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We’ve seen a lot of hilarious Worcester rap videos, but we haven’t seen anything quite like the music from a butturt Turtleboy critic who thinks we are hate speech but still wanted to pay us to advertise his music on our site:
Oh. My. God.
That is the most Worcester thing these eyes have ever seen. It appears to be a SJW lip syncing over some auto tuning that a machine did while a bunch of Main South spunk guzzlers try to get vagrants to purchase a lap dance with their food stamps. And his main sidepiece just kind of attempted to stay conscious and let the Molly do the rest….
It starts off with a limo in the only a place a limo belongs – a back alley surrounded by overgrown weeds and broken dreams.
Apparently the stars of the video were doing something they never got to do in high school – go to the prom. Because you have to make it to senior year to go to the prom.
Everyone knows that when producing a rap video you have to have hot babes. But since it’s Worcester, you take what you can get from last call at Moynihan’s. There was Track Mark Tracy popping a squat:
Junkbox Julia strutting her stuff with a bunch of guys from the VFW building up material for the spank bank…
and of course GED Jenny.
In other words, it’s the Holy Name class of 03 reunion.
And it wouldn’t be a Worcester parking lot rap video without a swimsuit competition!!
Sweaty Betty’s here we come!!
So yea, this is the crowd that thinks Turtleboy is hate speech. Grown man aspiring rappers who exploit drug addicted crackwhores by giving them food stamps to trade in for what little amount of dignity they have left.