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Worcester Twitter and Facebook were abuzz this afternoon after a video surfaced of two shitbags in the Canal District who assaulted police officers, resisted arrest, and then were surprised when they got punched in the face:


Just to review. Moron #1 put his arm around the cop after swinging at him and missing:

He then grabbed his back like he was slow dancing at the Friendly House social:

Then he put his arm around the cops neck and brought him toward the white truck:

But gravity was his enemy as the cop ended up on top when they fell, yet he continued to try to grab the cop by the throat:

Of course we don’t see anything that happened before that, nor do we see what happened between the two 10 second videos. The next time we see them there are now two perps in their finest mess shorts lying on the cement, squirming like section 8 guttermuppets in Bell Pond. They are both ACTIVELY RESISTING arrest, have shown a willingness to punch the police in the face, and for all the cops know they could be armed and dangerous. And as long as they continue to resist, the police are trained to use whatever force is necessary to subdue them. So the first cop gives moron #2 a wack to the face:

Then a rookie cop comes to his brother in blue’s defense with 3-4 pretty mild punches to the grill piece:

And it worked because it got him to comply and they were both arrested.

Problem solved.

Good arrest.

But since a 10 second video was shared on social media by a couple deep fried cooch nuggets, everyone suddenly became experts in police training and protocol. Before we get to some of the brilliant commentary, we had to get this out of the way, because you KNEW it was coming:

Good point guys. Because Worcester cops shoot black people all the time.

Oh wait, no they don’t. Just a week ago in this same exact area a group of people, none of whom has ever had to wear sun block, assaulted, ran from, and laughed at police officers who attempted to use non-violence in order to get them to comply:

But please, tell me more about how WPD are killing black people. Must’ve learned that stat in GED class.

Time to check out what the Internet lawyers thought of this…..

Girl, you’re named after a wine festival and you tagged the Turtlegram and Gazette and Trash Live because you know they’re dumb enough to fall for this. Notice you didn’t tag The Turtle, because you know we know better. But here’s an idea if he’s “losing oxygen” – perhaps he should stop resisting arrest. Because that requires oxygen too. Just a thought.

Next up was John Herr…

Listen buttnut, I’ll tell you what’s unacceptable, a grown man who takes bathroom selfies in a trap house.

But maybe the cops should take advice from him on how to do their jobs. After all, he did save France from ISIS one time…..

Next up was Rashad Minor….

Gee whiz, I wonder why Rashad has a problem with the cops?

Oh look, he’s a coke dealer who was arrested by the WPD just two years ago.

His aunt is also Brenda “Urkel glasses” Jenkins, the woman who led the movement to keep cops out of the Worcester Public Schools. A plan that has turned out to be a tremendous success.

Rashad also HATES Turtleboy because we exposed his aunt and his cousin Robert “Boo Shamek” Alston when they were using their fraudulent non-profit Mosaic Cultural Complex to bilk the taxpayers for years under the guise of helping poor black men. Shocking that a coke dealing nephew of a cop-hating SJW scam artist wouldn’t like the cops or Turtleboy.

Then there was this winner….

Good point Jonathan. They dindu nuffin!! It’s not like we saw them in that video assaulting the cops or actively resisting a lawful arrest. They were completely innocent for sure.

As he points out, he knows “all about” the WPD. Most likely from his recent arrest by them for beating a family member with a chair and a wall.

What are the odds that a pubestached chudstuffer wouldn’t approve of an arrest by the police of two assholes who were actively resisting them?

According to Audrey Karre, the cops would’ve been arrested if that was a “regular fight.”

Are people really this dumb? Wait, I think her Facebook picture just answered that question…

Nuff said.

But just for the record noodlebrain, cops vs. bad guys doesn’t have to be a fair fight. This isn’t UFC. It’s criminals vs. people we pay to enforce law and order. They’re not required to let the bad guys get their punches in.

Vanessa Banks was my personal favorite….

As you can see, she’s the ginger DJ Tanner with fake tits. I definitely want to hear her opinion about this video. I’m sure it’s gonna be VERY insightful…..

Oh, snap!! She be arguing FACKS with the best of them!! Here’s a FACT – you need at least $54 worth of food stamps to ride this ginger gash mallet.

I definitely don’t bother debating someone whose life motto is “real women make your dick hard”

They’r just too good at debating.

According to her, this is not why she pays taxes to the town of Kissimmee, Florida…

One of my favorite ratchet lines is when people who obviously don’t pay taxes whine about their tax dollars. It’s priceless.

According to her she never calls the cops because she don’t need them…..

She ain’t no cop calling shorty yo!! Except she just admitted to calling the cops….


Next on the ratchet wheel was this bathroom selfie queen….

Because nothing says, “I’m a G,” quite like documenting your dumps. Dude has never seen a hat he’s been tempted to bend the brim of…

According to him the cops not only hospitalized him TWICE, despite the fact that he dindu nuffin, he also has plenty of “homies” who can tell similar unconfirmed anecdotes…

Bro, this ain’t the 90’s. No one says “homies” anymore. Your vernacular is as outdated as Vanessa Bank’s haircut.

He proved his point by telling a long-winded story that obviously never happened about that time a chick cop kept him from getting laid….

Yea, no one actually believes that happened. When you don’t bend the brim of your hat I pretty much assume everything you say is a lie. Because it is. Don’t worry though, Vanessa’s got your back….

It was only a matter of time until the shared Facebook account sour snatch kids started showing up like it was the first of the month at Tedeschi’s…..

Speaking of pole polishing, which one of you two baby producing factories cheated? Because everyone knows the only people who share Facebook accounts with their spouse are people who have already been caught cheating. My money’s on her…..

That right there is a Mambo Drink passaround if I’ve ever seen one.

And in case you were looking for a reason why old people should not use the Internet, let me introduce you to Cheryle Roussin…

Listen Sweaty White, those guys deserved the beating. They could’ve avoided all that if they just didn’t break the law, didn’t assault police officers, and didn’t resist arrest. Maybe back in your day local street toughs got into bear knuckle boxing matches with the metropolitan police, but we’ve come a long way since then. We have law and order and shit now.

And she’s got some advice for whoever filmed that on their Sony betamax recorder….

Save the cassettes!! If the CIA gets their hands on it they’re gonna destroy the evidence. Then it’ll be gone forever. That’s how videos work in 2018.

Finally Second Amendment man had to show up and make his appearance….


Yea guys, next time you need the cops just call up Brian and his three buddies. They don’t need to throw punches because they tickle the perps into submission. Either that or they start lecturing them about how many rounds each of the guns in their fallout bunker can fire in 30 second in case the government turns into Nazis, and the perps get so bored with it that they just surrender because going to jail is better than listening to him ramble on about his rights.

The one thing that black lives matter nudniks and gun nut yahoos can agree on – the police are out to get them.

Anyway, the cop is apparently less than a year on the job so he’s on a probationary period right now. Hopefully Steve Sargent and the higher ups in the WPD are reading this (of course they are) and they understand that the people of Worcester overwhelmingly support these officers. It’s just remarkable how so many people can watch a video like this and find fault with the cop, instead of the criminals who threw punches at them in the first place. Policing isn’t easy and it’s certainly not pretty. If you think you can do a better job then them then sign up to take the test, go through the training, and show them how it’s done. You won’t.

9 Comment(s)
  • Screw PC
    June 11, 2018 at 5:55 pm

    I notice Cassandra Ramos threw the “white privilege” card.

    This is one of those times when non-European Hispanics decide that they’re not white again, like when they have to check the right box to get something for free. She’ll change back to white the next time she has a court appearance.

  • Wabbitt
    June 11, 2018 at 3:46 pm

    Tyrannical was on Brian’s word of the day calendar, apparently. So he’s going to keep using it, regardless of if he’s using it correctly or not.

    And hey John boy – I’ll never have the cops breaking down my door because, unlike you, I don’t break the fucking law.

  • TJB
    June 11, 2018 at 11:16 am

    Urkel glasses. TB has shown some real doozies in the past. But Brenda should be sent up to national geographic; the missing link has been found!

  • vicxh
    June 11, 2018 at 9:06 am

    I hope Vanessa banks cleans her cleavage thoroughly ‘cos a lot of things can get lost there. In fact, if you shake her, you can find lots of loose change.

    • ElJefe72
      June 11, 2018 at 12:24 pm

      Mostly $1s and maybe a few $5s though.

      • Local real local
        Local real local
        June 25, 2018 at 7:56 pm

        Banks’ tits are enourmous! I thought my Wife’s double d’s were large but apparently I was mistaken. If she lives in Florida why doesn’t she have a tan? That seems odd. She needs to comment: do the drapes match the carpet? If no, which is natural? TB please follow up on this subject. I think it is news-worthy.

        The police need to be rotated out of service after a short duration of time. They are suffering from PTSD and other mental illnesses in silence. They deal with human disasters everyday and a society that no longer has any respect for themselves let alone a constituted authority. The police today’s re being asked to enforce the law while dealing with suspects suffering from numerous problems physical and mental coupled with being held to a higher standard required under the law.

        We need to start realizing police brutality is not an acceptable outcome of an arrest or detention. The more we stop thinking of leaving policing to a finite group of people and start making policing a community obligation without lessening the established standards then and only then will we start to see a change in how we as a society see our police officers.

    • Hughbo Mont
      June 11, 2018 at 1:28 pm

      Most likely those fun bags are stuck together with dried “you know what”.

  • Rochambeau
    June 11, 2018 at 4:43 am

    I can’t imagine making it past the probationary period as a cop. I would have just tazed and clubbed far too many people on general principle. These videos show the proper use of force against someone. Ratchets hate being forced to do the right thing, like keeping their fucking hands to themselves.

  • Jack
    June 11, 2018 at 12:32 am

    Cops deal with this vermin daily. Amazing how they keep themselves together. Considering how much stress they’re under.

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