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Worst White Supremacist Ever Goes Free My Boi, Busts Three Black Basketball Players From Chinese Prison After Getting Arrested For Shoplifting

Worst White Supremacist Ever Goes Free My Boi, Busts Three Black Basketball Players From Chinese Prison After Getting Arrested For Shoplifting

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I like to avoid blogging about Donald Trump at all costs because quite frankly he’s too divisive and this isn’t really a political blog. We got a lot of turtle riders that love him, and plenty more who hate him. And since we’re not Trump blowhards, nor are we resisters, we don’t see the point in dividing our audience in half by blogging about a guy we don’t really have strong opinions about. We just take him for what he is – entertainment. But it’s not why you come to Turtleboy Sports. That’s why we’re gonna keep this short, sweet, and simple – Worst. White Nationalist. Ever:

Yup, Trump used his influence with the Chinese to free his bois – LiAngelo Ball and those two other black guys from UCLA’s basketball team, over a week after they were arrested for shoplifting in China. Weird because ESPN told me that…….

I’m so confused. Why would a white nationalist go out of his way to free three black kids from a Chinese prison? Does he even understand how white supremacy works? This is like the KKK inviting Nick Cannon over for a pancake breakfast.

This blog isn’t about Trump or Lavar Ball’s stupid kid who he doesn’t love as much since there’s no way he’s gonna make it to the NBA, and who is too dumb to realize that the Chinese don’t fuck around. This blog is about Jemele Hill, and what a complete asshat she is. See this smug look on her face:

That is the face of a woman who knows that no matter how badly she’s helped TANK ESPN’s miserable ratings for her unbearable 6 PM Sports Center show, she will never, ever, ever be in danger of losing her job. Ever. She can embarrass the station, urge people to boycott the NFL and ESPN’s sponsors, and call Donald Trump a white nationalist, all while destroying revenue, and she has a 0% chance of getting fired. Because that’s how shit works when you work for an uber-PC network and you check off two diversity boxes. No matter how dumb the things you write are, you will keep your job.

You’d think she’d have something to say about this today but……..

Oh I see, she doesn’t report facts when she’s got the day off. Ya know, facts like this one:


Instead she’s lecturing her nearly 1 million followers about which people are allowed to use the most offensive racial slur in the history of modern language:

This is the face of ESPN folks. This is who they’ve given the most coveted time slot to. The most worldwide leader in “sports.”

14 Comment(s)
  • Hughbo Mont
    November 15, 2017 at 3:01 pm

    I bet she lives in white neighborhood.

  • Barry
    November 15, 2017 at 7:23 am

    The only reason that he brought them back was so that LiAngelo didn’t end up on the Chinese Olympic basketball team

  • Webster Turtle Rider
    November 15, 2017 at 2:43 am

    Keep your commentary to sports, ya dumb broad!

    • KimberlyS
      November 15, 2017 at 3:41 pm

      But she’s even MORE obnoxious when she does that!

  • Jellyfish
    November 14, 2017 at 9:13 pm

    What an asshole. So SHE can use the word if she so chooses and that’s ok?

    • Rulz
      November 14, 2017 at 10:11 pm

      Yeah because like she said it’s ok for African Americans. Not even Africans, some of whom are black slaves can say it.

      • soothsayer
        November 15, 2017 at 12:34 am

        She was born in fucking Detroit…WTF, where does she get all this experience from??

        • christpeople make me sick
          November 17, 2017 at 7:05 pm

          wouldnt that make her an American?? ? wasn’t born in Africa so how can she be an African American? Black American? Yes. Ignorant American? Yes. POS? Yes

  • Troubled Nostrils
    November 14, 2017 at 8:31 pm

    This blog post is so perfect and timely that it almost brung a tear to my eye. I’m a life-long heterosexual but at this moment (to quote Mongo): “Troubled Nostrils impressed, have deep feelings for Turtleboy.”

  • ed
    November 14, 2017 at 8:24 pm

    He didn’t free anybody.

    China was all like “we played like you a bitch, so we’ll let you have these three clowns cuz who cares.”

  • Johnny Rocket
    November 14, 2017 at 8:18 pm

    Typical Iiberal economics. ESPN must have Paul Krugman as their financial guru. They will sit until they lose more money then fire some poor low level folks in trying to make up for the losses all the while keeping the “asshat” on the job who is causing the losses. Again, typical liberal think. Savage is right. Liberalism IS a mental disorder.

    • ed
      November 14, 2017 at 8:25 pm

      Literally nonsensical.

      What country did you immigrate from? Oh that’s right – Whitetrashistan.

    • Smartypants
      November 15, 2017 at 7:31 pm

      Liberalism is a mental disorder! What a fucking sheep, Hilarious!

  • Trenni has brain AIDS
    November 14, 2017 at 8:01 pm

    Dude, that’s not Jemele Hill. It’s clearly Trenni Kuzniereck in black face.

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