You Can Watch This Delusional Throatnecked HoodSwine Completely Lose Her Grip On Reality As She Obsessively Insists Some C List Rapper From Rhode Island Is The Father Of Her Baby I Really Hope She Doesn’t Have Right Now, Does Cocaine With Some Black Chick, And Claims To Be In A Gang That Will Call The Cops On You All On Facebook Live Right Now, Because Facebook Is All About Community Safety  

You Can Watch This Delusional Throatnecked HoodSwine Completely Lose Her Grip On Reality As She Obsessively Insists Some C List Rapper From Rhode Island Is The Father Of Her Baby I Really Hope She Doesn’t Have Right Now, Does Cocaine With Some Black Chick, And Claims To Be In A Gang That Will Call The Cops On You All On Facebook Live Right Now, Because Facebook Is All About Community Safety

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Last night was my third attempt at creating a new Facebook account to post blogs, because every single one I have right now is banned, due to my unsafe mean words on Facebook. It’s really great how safe Zuckerburg keeps his platform, because why should we worry about real, actual, tangible safety when we can focus solely on our feels? So I found it pretty ironic, and sad, when I later stumbled on this clearly schizophrenic cheesehog losing her everloving shit on Facebook live, in front of tens of thousands of viewers, who is clearly getting no help whatsoever. Thanks, Facebook, for valuing safety.


I’m having a really hard time with this one, too, because she is definitely amusing. Essentially what’s going on is that this chick is very sick, and very much stuck on the delusion that this hoodfart chudstuffer C list “rapper” from Providence is the father of her infant child.


And I mean, really, really convinced.


This girl needs help. And it’s not like she’s deteriorating privately, huddled away in her filthy den with no contact with the outside world. She has been falling apart in front of 57,000 viewers for over a week now – and as I write this is still going strong, with no intervention. Watching through her videos tugged on my conscience harder than most of the things on the web do. Don’t get me wrong, I see the amusement in watching her try to look sexy for the camera,

Oblivious to the fact that she looks like Jabba the Hutt watching Luke Skywalker battle the Rancor. But that’s the thing – she’s sick, and oblivious. As she’s posting live video after live video chronicling her departure from reality:

She is visible, she needs help, she is NOT safe. And she’s no closer to getting the help she needs today, than she was yesterday, or a week ago. Fuck your safety standards, Facebook. It’s nothing more than a smokescreen for the echo chamber you’re hellbent on perpetuating. This isn’t the first time someone sick and suffering has put it in full public view on your platform – and the song remains the same, the end result is rarely pretty.

This is unacceptable. Last night this comment was enough to move Facebook to completely disable and remove my brand new account:


But this live video of a clearly very mentally ill woman doing what appears to be lines of coke is a-ok, no cause for concern there.



And as much as I’d like to, because I am so fucking sick of this arbitrary, thin skinned social media censorship; I can’t blame Facebook’s piss poor excuse for “public safety concerns” entirely for this. It should be abundantly clear at this point, their “community standards” are not actually concerned with “safety”, they’re concerned with controlling the speech contained within their walls. I do, however, blame Facebook, and Twitter, and all the other artificial replacements for actual human contact manufactured and coded in Silicon Valley, and packaged up nicely, to promptly be shoved down our throats, for the cancer on the human condition they have become.

Artificial intelligence and flimsy content standards aren’t real safety. And the “meaningful interactions” Zuckerburg’s bullshit algorithms are purported to promote, aren’t meaningful at all. We are slowly being stripped of our souls, reduced to complicit, desensitized observers completely disconnected from the interactions beyond the screens in front of us. I know this for certain, because the knot in my stomach that formed as I watched this girl just grew, when I saw just how many people have been watching her, and their reactions.


Yeah, ok. Even I poked some fun – I get it. You’re either a robot or a hysterial pink vagina hat SJW if you can’t admit it’s funny. But how many of these hoodboogers called the police, the hospital, anything for this girl? My bet would be zero. Because she’s become a character on a screen. Let me assure you, she is definitely a person. A person afflicted with a serious mental illness, who, even with all these views, comments and reactions, is invisible in plain sight.


I do truly feel bad for her, and I think you should, too. I’m sure that 9 out of 10 of the above ratchets mocking her as she spirals has had someone they know die of a drug overdose in the past few years. And they cried, and posted, and memorialized, “RIP, gone too soon” they cursed the “disease” that starts and ends with the choice to jam a needle filled with poison into your vein. This girl has a real disease. She didn’t make a choice to get it. It is literally completely out of her control. And the reaction isn’t even a fraction as forgiving. Shame on all of you.

Shame on the object of her obsession, this shitty gutterslug “rapper” – who I had never even heard of by the way, for his reaction to this, too.


I’m sure he feels important on some level, having someone so infatuated. He shouldn’t. One schizophrenic mad cow off her meds does not make a celebrity. And the fact that you know that she is sick, you know she is so desperate to reach you that she sends you her fucking phone number and address,


And you take to the internet instead of calling for a wellness check, makes you scum in my book. No, you’re not responsible for this girl, and I’m sure she’s bothering the fuck out of you. Be grateful you were born with a healthy brain. This girl was not. What’s your excuse?


Anyway, all moral outrage aside, before I even blogged this, I did alert the police. Because what precious little humanity remains in my cold, dead, black soul, I intend to keep. The Providence police department business line is (401) 272-3121, if anyone else watching this shit storm unfurl is alarmed as well. I’m not even sure what they can/will do about it, to be honest. But I know for certain I don’t want to sit back complicit
Like this fucking douche neverwas “celebrity”.


19 Comment(s)
  • Burlando Castile
    December 10, 2018 at 10:07 am

    I do feel bad for those with paranoid schizophrenia. With that, I will hold back from going after her looks….even though she looks like Mitch McConnell as a tranny living in NB. 

  • Rosetta Stone
    December 9, 2018 at 8:07 pm

    I read every “word” and still can’t decipher what the fuck she was saying.

  • Help Her
    December 9, 2018 at 10:33 am

    (Paranoid) schizophrenia has to be the absolute worst affliction to happen to anyone.
    As is the case with many people who do drugs regularly she may be self;medicating. She has to get real help ASAP. Her family needs to keep pushing until she gets it. Her mental health is declining and she’s documenting it. If she isn’t helped soon at the very least she will lose her life. While that may seem like a blessing remember she has babies. She could be a good parent and productive person if she gets the appropriate help and is continually & carefully monitored.
    When she’s doing these FB lives people should call the police. We all have her address now. I understand we all have a weird fascination with train wrecks, but this isn’t a reality show. This is real life.
    I’m going to give her husband the benefit of the doubt for now and assume he’s doing/done what he can. It’s hard to look after all the kids, be a provider while having to put up with a wife that sick.
    Our mental health programs need some serious overhaul or the drug crisis we’re facing isn’t going to get better. And the kids they have are going to be a mess as adults.
    I really feel for this chick and her kids.

  • Angie
    December 8, 2018 at 10:31 am

    Yup I suck!!! Sorry for the comment below. I misread because I was skimming it because I was trying to read while my kids were fighting eating breakfast! Sorry guys. My bad. This is very sad tho

  • Angie
    December 8, 2018 at 10:24 am

    Why did you show her address? There are so many awful people out there. God forbid some asshole goes to this girls house and tries to rob her or take advantage of her in some other way, because they know she is off her rocker and now they have her address to do so. This is sad

  • dball31211
    December 8, 2018 at 4:40 am

    Unfortunately if someone with a mental disorder refuses help thats their right. Even when it puts themselves andeveryone else in danger. Whats concerning is how is anyone in her family okay with her parenting if shes not on medication?

    • L
      December 8, 2018 at 9:41 am

      No, if deemed a danger to themselves or others and lacking mental capacity, they can be involuntarily committed.

  • Scary situation
    December 8, 2018 at 3:25 am

    Yet another way the liberal establishment controls a segment of the population while claiming to lift them up.
    Seriously, #walkaway while you still can.

    Where is this woman’s husband when she goes around the bend like this? Wouldn’t most of us be pissed if we fathered a child with a wife and she keeps falsely claiming another man planted the seed? How lame is this guy?
    Man up, bro. Get your woman some help. Section her if you have to.
    How will you deal with it if you come home to find your kids all sliced and diced because she couldn’t handle this Cali douchebag’s rejection anymore?
    I hope this situation never becomes the top story at 11 but I’m concerned that it might.

  • Crispy C
    December 7, 2018 at 11:21 pm

    You don’t see this type of shit every day.

    • Welcome to Warchester
      December 8, 2018 at 6:35 am

      If ya live in Woosta ya do!! or half the “communities” in mass that are complete shit holes, wish I didn’t see this and so much other f’d up behavior.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 7, 2018 at 8:22 pm

    Thanks liberals for closing the mental hospitals

  • Stunt Penis
    December 7, 2018 at 8:01 pm

    Didn’t Michael Jackson write Billy Jean because some psycho broad kept claiming he fathered her child too?

  • Turdchomper
    December 7, 2018 at 7:24 pm

    That’s sad. The 5 last survivors of the attack on PH could not make
    the trip for the commemoration. A decorated WW2 pilot was laid to rest this week. Agree or disagree with the past, we have gone from “the greatest generation” to this. And Cali Hazard? Get your grill fixed and get a job you oxygen thief wannabe. Robert Hazard is rolling over in his grave. Yeah I know get off my lawn…..

  • Disgusting World
    December 7, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    Whoever her family member is who refererred to her as a retarded bitch or whatever is just as disgusting. Schizophrenia is a real and true mental illness. Everyone bitches and moans about how this country needs to adjust how we approach mental illness, then when they see someone with mental illness they harass, belittle, dehumanize and humiliate them. The comments on her page and the comments on this page are gross. How lucky some must feel to disregard her as someone that should od. How superior everyone must feel.

    • Average Ginger Woman
      December 8, 2018 at 6:59 am

      Mentally ill you say, no need to worry, she’s a ginger this is common behavior for female gingers. hmmm maybe all ginger women are mentally ill…. that’s it! It all makes sense now.

  • Thin the Herd
    December 7, 2018 at 5:25 pm

    Please legalize fentanyl, heroin and, opium and place them in the old newspaper vending boxes on every corner.

    Create human sized mouse traps baited with sticky tar heroin and have 24 hour crews resetting the traps.

  • WeAreFukd
    December 7, 2018 at 4:37 pm

    I’m not sure what this was about? She should be censored or helped by Facebook? Anyway… the fact that people like this can freely procreate is the downfall of America.

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    December 7, 2018 at 4:23 pm

    “Excuse me, I speak Jive…”

    Oh, My, the Ebonics are strong with this one, and her contacts.

  • Y
    December 7, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    Cocaine’s a hell of a drug:

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