You Know You’re In Leicester When A Gang Of Cows Roaming The Streets Comes To Your Front Lawn For Lunch

You Know You’re In Leicester When A Gang Of Cows Roaming The Streets Comes To Your Front Lawn For Lunch

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If you live in Leicester watch out – there are gangs of killer cows roaming the streets, looking to eat your grass when you’re not looking:

Hey, WTF cows? I got no beef with you!! I’m a ham and cheese guy myself. I swear, I only go to Leicester for three things:

  1. People watching a Wal-Mart
  2. Driving through on my way to fight the latest butthurt who wants to do battle at Whitco
  3. I only eat Hot Dog Annie’s. And there’s nothing even resembling a cow inside one of those bad boys.

Apparently these vagrant bovine escaped from a farm in town when some rapscallion “Mr. Steal yo cow” thought it would be funny to cut the fence. They’ve since been returned and continue to be delicious. But what they should’ve done is gone up to the playground by themselves and watch children play softball. Because apparently that’s a normal thing to do in Leicester.

Free my cows!!


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4 Comment(s)
  • FatFingr Lou
    June 5, 2017 at 3:51 pm

    If it’s milking time, those cows won’t just go back to the barn, they will go to their own stalls.

    • FatFingr Lou
      June 5, 2017 at 3:55 pm

      Never mind they are not milkers. Off to the races!

  • Margaret Melican
    June 5, 2017 at 1:26 pm

    There once were some cows on the lam
    Before the lawn owner told them to scram
    They were on the run
    Before escape plan was undone
    Those Holstein fugitives need better GPS program!

  • June 5, 2017 at 1:08 pm

    has a lot more charm to it than having your home/property overrun with hoodrats

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