You Know You’re In Leicester When A Gang Of Cows Roaming The Streets Comes To Your Front Lawn For Lunch
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If you live in Leicester watch out – there are gangs of killer cows roaming the streets, looking to eat your grass when you’re not looking:
Hey, WTF cows? I got no beef with you!! I’m a ham and cheese guy myself. I swear, I only go to Leicester for three things:
- People watching a Wal-Mart
- Driving through on my way to fight the latest butthurt who wants to do battle at Whitco
- I only eat Hot Dog Annie’s. And there’s nothing even resembling a cow inside one of those bad boys.
Apparently these vagrant bovine escaped from a farm in town when some rapscallion “Mr. Steal yo cow” thought it would be funny to cut the fence. They’ve since been returned and continue to be delicious. But what they should’ve done is gone up to the playground by themselves and watch children play softball. Because apparently that’s a normal thing to do in Leicester.
Free my cows!!
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