“You’re On Fire Stupid”

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So a bunch of nudniks from the Revolutionary Communist Party tried burning an American flag outside of the Republican National Convention today. And thing about Communism is, i has a tendency to fail because communists are idiots. So the flag burning didn’t go quite as planned……

At least five people were handcuffed and taken into custody at a flag-burning by anti-war protesters in downtown Cleveland Wednesday, in the first alleged violence at the Republican National Convention. A crowd of hundreds of police officers, reporters, and onlookers swarmed around the flag burning protest carried out by a small number of communist activists.

As the flag began to burn, it touched the back of one of the protesters, prompting a senior police officer to begin shouting “You’re on fire, stupid! You’re on fire!”

At that point, police officers – some on horseback and some with bicycles – moved in to isolate and handcuff a small number of protesters.




CLEVELAND, OH - JULY 20: A group tries to burn an American Flag as police move in near the sight of the Republican National Convention (RNC) in downtown Cleveland on the third day of the convention on July 20, 2016 in Cleveland, Ohio. Many people have stayed away from downtown due to road closures and the fear of violence. An estimated 50,000 people are expected in Cleveland, including hundreds of protesters and members of the media. The four-day Republican National Convention kicked off on July 18. (Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)

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Kind of shocked. Was expecting a bunch of 20 year old drifters who call themselves anarchists because they wear bandanas. Turns out it’s just a bunch of old people.

So just to recap. The plan was for the communists to burn an American flag while chanting “America was never great.” They announced their protest ahead of time because they’re attention whores and narcissists. This gave the cops and firefighters ample time to be ready to extinguish the fire and arrest the idiots. Then when they went to light the flag on fire, they lit themselves on fire in the process.

This is why hippies are always on the outside looking in. Because they’re not good at anything and nobody loves them. They can’t even stage a simple protest without suffering second degree burns. As a result they will never be in a position of power or comfortability, and will always find themselves complaining about the system instead of using the system to better themselves.

Here’s a short video of the aftermath. Listen to what they start chanting around the 3:00 mark:


“Fuck blue lives.” 

Ya know who says something like that to cops? Someone who wants attention. Someone who has no morals or ethics and exists for the sole purpose of being unlikeable. Imagine going to a grieving mothers group who had all lost children and saying, “fuck your children’s lives.” You’re not making a statement by doing that. You’re just being a piece of shit. If you did that to a grieving mother you’d get your ass beat. But you’re not gonna get your ass beat by a cop, which is weird because according to their disjointed logic cops beat people up for no reason. Funny how that works.

“This is white supremacy.”

As soon as I heard them yell that I knew they had to be white. Only dumbass white social justice warriors use the term “white supremacy.” And they looked exactly like we knew they would:

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I really hate white people. They’re the worst.

P.S. I love how everyone who claims to be a communist has never spent a day in a communist country. Because I’ve met plenty of people who have lived in the Eastern Block or Cuba and these people love American democracy more than any people on earth. Ya know, because communism is an oppressive form of government that crushes freedom and dissent. And once you live it, you realize how amazing America is.


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4 Comment(s)
  • Mr. Leahy
    July 21, 2016 at 7:46 am

    That is not a fire extinguisher – it’s pepper spray, industrial grade.

  • Wwy
    July 21, 2016 at 12:59 am

    Fucking communists from the Jews who ruined orthodox Christian Russia to the Vatican and their commie South America and Cuba. Yugota killed 24 million Christians during WW2 now Americans don’t have a museum for people to understand this as fact. Lenin,Stalin,Trotsky killed over 80 million people in 70 years,Jewish communists. I hope museums include this information but the countries I.Q is avg. at 85 so we’re not the brightest people.

  • Spankster
    July 20, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    Amazing how these products of incest hate America. But they sure love it’s welfare system. By the way, it is welfare. Transitional Assistance implies that you are going to get off it.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    July 20, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    I could never be a cop. I would have let the ass holes burn to a crisp. Particularly after yelling shit about blue lives. Morons.

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