You wonder why kids are bringing guns and acting like assholes at school? Probably because stupidity starts at home. Some wannabe gangsta teenager supposedly brought a gun to Durfee High School in Fall River today. I say “supposedly” because the kid was nabbed at home and it was a BB gun in the picture. How did school officials find out there was a gun “on premises?” Well, it wasn’t because the school has metal detectors, that’s for damn sure. The kid made the genius decision, aside from the brilliant one of eluding he brought a weapon to school, to snapchat himself with a gun, full-on with Durfee High School filter and everything!
Parents went apeshit on the Grew Up in Fall River Facebook page and started that age-old game of ghetto telephone. Instead of just letting the school and police do their jobs, these All-Star parents opted to flip out, start rumors, text their kids to leave school, and even run down to Durfee to go and pick them up. Mind you the delinquent was caught, and identified, almost immediately.
Yea, don’t listen to the principals or the cops who are telling you NOT to come to school and freak everyone out. They’re dumb. You should do as Dawn Almeida says and just “go get your kids.” Because this is someone you want to take advice from:
So Fall River it hurts.
“I wouldn’t even call, I’d tell my child to walk out and be there to pick her up.”
Oh good. More Fall River parents teaching their kids to undermine authority. Rules are overrated. Anarchy is way more fun, right Samantha?
Then there’s Kayla Grant:
Someone needs to give Kayla Grant, a grown-ass woman, the Oscar for best dramatic performance. Oh? You’re going to cry? You need a Georgia Oak to faint under? Give me a fucking break. You should be arrested for causing a panic. Kayla seems like a real winner too. Guess where she graduated from “college”?
Ahhh yes, the Salter School!!! Which has about half the credibility of Trump University. A place where people who find community college to be too challenging can get a degree so they can feel better about themselves and pursue illustrious careers at Wal-Mart. Apparently they don’t teach patience at the Salter School because Kayla damn near caused a riot. Don’t worry though, her kids won’t have to grow up following stupid things like “procedures.” LOL. And you know you’re a Fall River trap queen when we go to your Facebook page and all we find is you doing bathroom selfies:
Only terrible, self-absorbed people take bathroom selfies.
Then there’s perhaps the greatest name we’ve ever seen – Leena Da Queencong:
According to her she was texting her kid while this was going on and they were hiding out in the bathroom. Hey, here’s an idea Queencong – stop texting your kids during school. They’re fine. You’re only adding to the theatrics by making it seem like they’re living through Columbine all over again.
Yea, why doesn’t the school have a procedure in place for situations like this? Oh that’s right, they do. And all these parents completely disregarded it and opted to go the anarchy route instead. Gotcha.
I love how the first thing the kid says in the text is “don’t freak out.” Naturally the first thing Mom does is freak out.
And what did a couple of these pajama clad Fall River rats do when the locked down school wouldn’t release their kids because of a “shelter in place” order? Flipped out on the cops and started screaming shit of course:
Marina Madeira is a real winner too:
Plus she saved France from terrorists:
“Something needs to be done.” Yea, no shit Marina. Luckily something was done. The school was placed on lockdown in order to keep the kid’s safe. The perpetrator was identified and arrested. I’ll tell you what doesn’t need to be done though – forming a Fall River Portuguese mob of people who conveniently do not have to be at work at 11:00 AM on a Monday, and invading the high school while holding small children. And guess what they did when they got there?
They tried to incite a riot in the cafeteria of the high school. Because….Fall River. Of course this genius tapes vertically too. People who do this have no soul.
How bout some of that rational commentary from the masses though? Particularly from the ringleader who obviously didn’t have to work today and thought it would be wise to bring a small child with him as he incited the crowd:
Oh, and of course he taped the whole thing on his cell phone. Because if you don’t tape it on your cell phone then it never happened. He said some brilliant things to say:
“The cops who aren’t doing anything. Standing around holding their hands in their pockets.”
Actually, they are doing something. They’re making sure your dumb ass doesn’t get too out of line and incite a full fledged riot.
“If it was any other state they would’ve sent these kids out of the school.”
This coming from a man who clearly has no idea how any other state or school district handles lockdown drills. He was also giving it to the police:
“We pay your salary.”
No you don’t. Taxpayers pay their salary. Taxpayer are working at 11:00 AM on a Monday. You’re actually on the other end of the tax flow chart, whining about services you never really paid for to begin with. Look at the entitlement! Why in the flying pig scrotum were these idiots even allowed INSIDE a locked-down school? Gee, I wonder why so many kids are growing up to be assholes these days. Where are they learning it? Luckily most people agreed that these people are idiots. Except for Kim. Kim is with the crowd of imbeciles.
Or how bout this chick who wore were finest pajama bottoms down to the mob scene and sounded like she smokes two packs a day since she was four years old:
Then there’s the rational woman in the pink running around leading the crowd in nonsensical cheers, demanding the release of 3,000 kids from a gigantic public high school:
Or the legions of people taping it all on their cell phones:
These people weren’t here to help. They were here to provoke the police and tape them, hoping to be the next viral hero on Cop Block.
You people think you’re helping your kids? No. The school had it under control. They apprehended the kid in the picture, have another in custody, and had to lock the school down because they couldn’t find the gun. You’re just thinking that you, and your kid, are more important than the safety and structure of every member of faculty and student during this entire crisis. Every one of you screaming in this video should be under arrest. You’re not a hero. You scared already terrified students because you thought you were important.
Newsflash: You’re not.
Oh, and don’t come on here and make comments about how I would understand if it was my kid. My kid has been in a school crisis like this before and you know what I did? I waited patiently and let the authorities DO THEIR JOB. I calmed my child down via text message. I hugged her extra tight when I was ALLOWED to pick her up. Probably because I’m not a self-entitled, off the hook, tool bag.
Times like these are scary and it’s fucking morons, like the fat bastard in the front, that are making it worse. If you know who he is feel free to leave his name in the comments. I want to send him a dip shit trophy in THE WORST way, and help him go Turtleboy famous.
P.S. I was not riding the turtle back when “Busgate” happened, but this is literally the exact same thing that happened in Worcester in 2014. Except instead of a bus it was a high school cafeteria.
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