Caption Contest Gift Card Giveaway To Bootlegger’s Prohibition Pub For Best Caption Of This Legendary Southbridge Rockwellian Masterpiece

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One of our newest sponsors is the Bootlegger’s Prohibition Pub, at the location of the former Evo Restaurant. They’re slated to open up on October 1, and so we’re gonna do some gift card caption contest giveaways to help promote their new business!! As usual, the person who posts the best caption for the following image can head on down to Bootlegger’s after they open and your $10 gift card will be waiting there for you. Today’s picture is the Rockwellian masterpiece from Southbrige, which has limitless possibilities:

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Go. Post your captions on our Facebook page or on this blog. If you post them on this blog make sure to use your real email address so we can contact you.

Anyway, we’re psyched to have these guys on board. The food there looks phenomenal and we can’t wait to start watching games there in October. 13901391_528795180653260_6170206475294355107_n



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  1. The Boss

    The angel rides with hunchbacked children, poison oozing from his engine
    Wieldin’ love as a lethal weapon, on his way to hubcap heaven
    Baseball cards poked in his spokes, his boots in oil he’s patiently soaked
    The roadside attendant nervously jokes as the angel’s tires stroke his precious pavement

  2. Contestant

    A beer for every gear.

    1. Turd Burglestein


  3. Phong

    Southbridge: Where friends are accomplices.

  4. J.L.

    Living the dream

  5. Bill

    I’d ride a thousand miles for the clean, crisp taste of Natty Ice.

  6. Bill

    And Lance Beerstrong surges to the lead of the Tour de Southbridge!!

  7. Carlos Danger

    “It dont get no better dan dis”.

  8. Kevin

    It’s a long way to paradise

  9. Steve French

    he said…..close your eyes…. I got a surprise…….an then he ran away with the bike an all the Natural Ice!

  10. Dumfq

    Turning his life around, one 30 pack at a time

  11. Mike

    fat tires and thin beer

  12. Matty Mo

    1 half of chips patrol!!!

  13. Turd Burglestein

    Man…that last bump I hit made these nats hit my nuts

    1. Turd Burglestein

      Let me rephrase for my offical entry.

      That last bump in the road made deez nats hit deez nuts.

  14. SUL

    They see me rollin
    They hatin
    Turtleboy caught me riding wit a Thirty

  15. Boss Tweed

    It’s better than working on an Ice Cream Truck.

  16. john p

    don’t drink and drive………….or moving on up to the east side

  17. Joseph Kidd

    “One if by land” — he Reveres his beers.

  18. mike

    Big wheel keep on turnin’ Proud Mary keep on burnin’

  19. Mark

    “I totally just nailed that School Superintendent interview.”

    1. Carlos Danger

      End the contest. Mark wins.

  20. Mr Butthurt

    I love the ads. All those babes are waiting for me and I always knew it.

  21. John B

    Rollin down the street,smokin indo…sippin on Natty Ice, Laid Back..with my mind on my money and my money on my mind.

  22. Bob

    #Turtle rider

  23. Woodiculous

    The Southbridge Express

  24. Jeremy

    Sweet ride…..Stolen $0
    30 pack of nectar of the Gods……$16
    A welfare office and a packie all within a short bike ride…..PRICELESS!

  25. Myself

    At least I’m not Kevin Blackmer

  26. Troio

    One hand on the wheel….and one on the gas!

  27. Spike

    Guess what’s in the thermos?

  28. Slaymus

    You can take away my license but you can’t take away my bike

  29. titiho

    This pic in a way makes me think of these lyrics

    She was standing at the front door
    When I came home last night
    A good book in her left hand
    And a rollin’ pin in the right
    She said you’ve come home for the last time
    With whiskey on your breath
    If you don’t listen to my preachin’ boy
    I’m goin’ to have to beat you half to death

    Give me just a one more last chance
    Before you say we’re through
    I know I drive you crazy baby
    It’s the best that I can do
    We’re just some good ol’ boys, a makin’ noise
    I ain’t a runnin’ ’round on you
    Give me just a one more last chance
    Before you say we’re through

    First she hid my glasses
    ‘Cause she knows that I can’t see
    She said you ain’t goin’ nowhere boy
    ‘Til you spend a little time with me
    Then the boys called from the honky tonk
    Said there’s a party goin’ on down here
    Well she might’ve took my car keys
    But she forgot about my old John Deere

  30. BobnMic

    Get your motor runnin’
    Head out on the highway
    Lookin’ for adventure
    And whatever comes our way…

  31. Jay

    Fence shmence