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    One of our newest sponsors is the Bootlegger’s Prohibition Pub, at the location of the former Evo Restaurant. They’re slated to open up on October 1, and so we’re gonna do some gift card caption contest giveaways to help promote their new business!! As usual, the person who posts the best caption for the following image can head on down to Bootlegger’s after they open and your $10 gift card will be waiting there for you. Today’s picture is the Rockwellian masterpiece from Southbrige, which has limitless possibilities:

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    Go. Post your captions on our Facebook page or on this blog. If you post them on this blog make sure to use your real email address so we can contact you.

    Anyway, we’re psyched to have these guys on board. The food there looks phenomenal and we can’t wait to start watching games there in October. 13901391_528795180653260_6170206475294355107_n



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    1. The Boss

      The angel rides with hunchbacked children, poison oozing from his engine
      Wieldin’ love as a lethal weapon, on his way to hubcap heaven
      Baseball cards poked in his spokes, his boots in oil he’s patiently soaked
      The roadside attendant nervously jokes as the angel’s tires stroke his precious pavement

    2. Contestant

      A beer for every gear.

      1. Turd Burglestein


    3. Phong

      Southbridge: Where friends are accomplices.

    4. J.L.

      Living the dream

    5. Bill

      I’d ride a thousand miles for the clean, crisp taste of Natty Ice.

    6. Bill

      And Lance Beerstrong surges to the lead of the Tour de Southbridge!!

    7. Carlos Danger

      “It dont get no better dan dis”.

    8. Kevin

      It’s a long way to paradise

    9. Steve French

      he said…..close your eyes…. I got a surprise…….an then he ran away with the bike an all the Natural Ice!

    10. Dumfq

      Turning his life around, one 30 pack at a time

    11. Mike

      fat tires and thin beer

    12. Matty Mo

      1 half of chips patrol!!!

    13. Turd Burglestein

      Man…that last bump I hit made these nats hit my nuts

      1. Turd Burglestein

        Let me rephrase for my offical entry.

        That last bump in the road made deez nats hit deez nuts.

    14. SUL

      They see me rollin
      They hatin
      Turtleboy caught me riding wit a Thirty

    15. Boss Tweed

      It’s better than working on an Ice Cream Truck.

    16. john p

      don’t drink and drive………….or moving on up to the east side

    17. Joseph Kidd

      “One if by land” — he Reveres his beers.

    18. mike

      Big wheel keep on turnin’ Proud Mary keep on burnin’

    19. Mark

      “I totally just nailed that School Superintendent interview.”

      1. Carlos Danger

        End the contest. Mark wins.

    20. Mr Butthurt

      I love the ads. All those babes are waiting for me and I always knew it.

    21. John B

      Rollin down the street,smokin indo…sippin on Natty Ice, Laid Back..with my mind on my money and my money on my mind.

    22. Bob

      #Turtle rider

    23. Woodiculous

      The Southbridge Express

    24. Jeremy

      Sweet ride…..Stolen $0
      30 pack of nectar of the Gods……$16
      A welfare office and a packie all within a short bike ride…..PRICELESS!

    25. Myself

      At least I’m not Kevin Blackmer

    26. Troio

      One hand on the wheel….and one on the gas!

    27. Spike

      Guess what’s in the thermos?

    28. Slaymus

      You can take away my license but you can’t take away my bike

    29. titiho

      This pic in a way makes me think of these lyrics

      She was standing at the front door
      When I came home last night
      A good book in her left hand
      And a rollin’ pin in the right
      She said you’ve come home for the last time
      With whiskey on your breath
      If you don’t listen to my preachin’ boy
      I’m goin’ to have to beat you half to death

      Give me just a one more last chance
      Before you say we’re through
      I know I drive you crazy baby
      It’s the best that I can do
      We’re just some good ol’ boys, a makin’ noise
      I ain’t a runnin’ ’round on you
      Give me just a one more last chance
      Before you say we’re through

      First she hid my glasses
      ‘Cause she knows that I can’t see
      She said you ain’t goin’ nowhere boy
      ‘Til you spend a little time with me
      Then the boys called from the honky tonk
      Said there’s a party goin’ on down here
      Well she might’ve took my car keys
      But she forgot about my old John Deere

    30. BobnMic

      Get your motor runnin’
      Head out on the highway
      Lookin’ for adventure
      And whatever comes our way…

    31. Jay

      Fence shmence

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