Easton Woman Selling Her Jackhammer Joy Toy On Craig’s List Because It’s Too Big For Her
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Well this was an interesting find on Craig’s List this weekend:
I hate when that happens. I hate when I order a ten speed dildo with six mode reaming technology and soft realistic penis tip for her pleasure, and they send the wrong size. Just to make it clear, she did NOT order the BBC. This was a mistake on the part of the salesman at the adult toy party. Unfortunately they have a strict no refund policy, so this poor lady is reduced to selling it second hand on Craig’s list. We’ve all been there before!
Here’s my question – how does she know it was too big? It even says, “soft realistic penis tip.” Plus it’s water proof so she easily could’ve lubed that puppy up for a test drive. I’m thinking she probably tested the product first. I could be wrong. But no way I’m paying $50 for a used eskimo popsicle. Although I do think the most underrated part about this gift is the fact that it comes with a complementary index finger to complete the shocker.
I dunno if I believe her to be honest. I mean, it’s got some length to it, but the girth looks to be fairly average. Unless this is first time, I’m calling shenanigans on this one.
Either way, if you want it, you better call her up before it’s too late. Easton is right next to Brockton, so I would imagine the market for an oversized muff canoe is pretty crowded.
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