Food Stamp Friday Chud Of The Week: Vokestached Able-Bodied Great Barrington Town Hardo Selling $200 Worth Of Stamps For $150
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Was gonna wait till food stamp Friday to post about this winner, but couldn’t resist the urge:
Alright so this winner is from the Berkshire ski town of Great Barrington. And he’s a real chudmaster:
Unfortunately for Cody Cook, Turtleboy is not a judgement free zone, unlike Planet Fitness, and we have judged that he is in need of a public shaming.
First of all, he’s overcharging. We document this shit for a living. Market rate for Facebook food stamp transactions is 50% of retail price. If you’re selling $200 worth of stamps for $150, you’re not gonna get many offers. This is a rookie move on his part. Buying someone else’s food stamps is illegal. I’m not taking that chance to save 25%. But ratchets WILL think about it for 50%. He only got one positive response:
And by looking at Myah Ruiz’ Facebook page, she looks like she’s not a real person. This is the kind of buyer you will attract if you’re only marking the price down 25%. Act like you’ve been there before dude.
Apparently Cody Cook is well known in GB and has been arrested a bunch of times for all types of dooshnozzelry. And since he’s the biggest hardo in GB, he thus feels the need to constantly post about going to jail in order to prove what a hardo he is:
Translation – Cody spent a couple nights in the drunk tank, and now he gets to act like he’s some sort of ride or die gangsta.
Of course the real question here is, why does an abled-bodied man in the prime of his life get government assistance? Why am I sending this shitstain money for food that he doesn’t need? And if we’re wasting so much money on this mongrel then how come he can’t afford a razor to clear off that collection of pubes and broken dreams that sits above his upper lip?
Good God. I’ve never seen so much peach fuzz in such a small area. His face looks like my skillet after I cook bacon. Do they not have running water in Great Barrington?
Anyway, the kid is obviously in desperate need of cash and he’s constantly posting about taking out loans from his Facebook friends:
Hey shitstain, here’s an idea – get a friggin job. Ya know, like a man. In the meantime the government should immediately cut off his food stamps since clearly there’s no reason for someone like him to be collecting. Share this with your local state representative and ask them why the taxpayers should finance this asshole, who clearly has no problem violating the law by reselling food stamps he doesn’t need on the Facebook machine.
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