• Fupalslug Panhandling Burlington Mall Exit on I-95 Falls Asleep Standing Up With Dunkin Donuts Iced Coffee Lodged In Her Gerber Servers



    Fupalslug Panhandling Burlington Mall Exit on I-95 Falls Asleep Standing Up With Dunkin Donuts Iced Coffee Lodged In Her Gerber Servers

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    You know that panhandling is getting out of control when the junkboxes start showing up in places like Burlington. And this one particular fupaslug (+1 to the turtle rider who coined that one) is apparently infamous while passing out on the job next to the I-95 South ramp by the Burlington Mall:

    And yes, that is a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee lodged between her gerber servers. Looks like she pounded down the one behind her and tossed it on the ground. Not her problem. And isn’t coffee used to, ya know, stay awake? Amazing.

    So many things I didn’t know you could do before I saw this picture:

    1. Sleep standing up
    2. Use your picasso cubes as a cup holder
    3. Be hungry and morbidly obese at the same time
    4. Fall asleep while caffeinating yourself

    My question is, where’s she from? Because Burlington is a nice town. No way she lives there. She’s obviously working this corner for the mall traffic, which means she’s an expert in her field who uses market research before setting up shop. Smart lady too, which is probably why she never misses a meal. You get all the idiots heading back to Weston who think they’re making a difference by giving her the cash she needs to get her next fix. Sure beats panhandling in Fall River where people know better and everyone’s broke anyway.

    I’m guessing she’s from Billerica. The icky is a sneaky dump town with pockets of swamp donkeys scattered here and there. Could easily be Lowell too. Not sure if there’s a city in Massachusetts with more panhandlers per square inch than Lowell. You gotta wake up pretty early in the morning to get your corner there. And this chick doesn’t look like the type to wake up early for anything except a free crack giveaway.

    Anyone know this fupaslug’s name? Bet you it will open a pandora’s box of ratchetry.

     

     

     

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    1. Hungry&chubbyalso


      She hits the mall in the morning and 3A by Capitol Grille in the afternoon. She’s been there for at least 18 months on and off. People have also seen her at Pheasant Lane.

      1. Sup


        I work near the Burlington mall, they are there all the time – they switch ends of the island during the day.

        There is always someone there on that island panhandling and usually it’s this couple.

      2. Morico


        I was going to say I thought she was always at Pheasant Lane… but she hasn’t been there in a while

        1. Kendro420


          She stopped when she realized they weren’t actually serving pheasant there.

    2. Maggie the Cat


      She is a danger to innocent drivers going by. The Burlington police should put orange cones around her on both sides to warn drivers of the possible danger. That will cut into her profits, of course, but they really should protect drivers from the possibility of a lawsuit should she topple over in front of some poor motorist who can’t stop in time to avoid hitting her.

    3. Foopahslug


      This headline is hilarious, Turtleboy!

      “Fupalslug Panhandling Burlington Mall Exit on I-95 Falls Asleep Standing Up With Dunkin Donuts Iced Coffee Lodged In Her Gerber Servers”

      1. Chuck


        I agree! Been laughing for 2 days!

    4. Max Reynolds


      What gets me is the panhandling for $ because you’re “starving”, while you have $9.00 worth of Drunkin’ Dognuts coffee with you. SMH

    5. :)


      If I’m not mistaken her name is amber holly, she went viral a yr or so ago for doing the same shit in Nashua near the pheasant lane mall with her bf alex

    6. Erin


      Her and her junk box husband who stands further down the road closer to Burlington mall road are form Nashua Nh. They have a car and used to do this in Nashua but people caught on after they were photographed counting tons of money in a gas station with needles falling out of there bags. Didnt know junkies could be morbidly obese

      1. Bob


        The more ya know*

    7. Stud McMuffin


      TB can go F himself. I grew up in Billerica and it’s a nice town. Worcester is a pit and the scum of the Earth reside there so as one of the writers that is clearly from that cesspool he should take his comments about an actual nice town and shove them where the sun don’t shine.

      1. Fuck you TB


        I was thinking the same thing. I moved there and I don’t really understand why it has a bad rep. Kind people who work there asses off.

      2. Halfe


        I agree I grew up in billerica and it’s always been a nice town. I now live in Lowell while yes the acre part of town is horrible but I live in the highlands and it’s a great part of town.

    8. johnnyb


      Actually, the first coffee was covered in bologna smelling tit sweat and slipped from her claws..

    9. Jenna


      You are a douche monger troll. Ugh. Compassion much? Guess you are too good for that, yeah? Let me guess, you are an over priveledged white college student (or around that age) who has never had to want for anything. Calling people ‘junk boxes’ is incredibly demeaning. Yes, this woman has problems and most likely addictions. Why shame her instead of looking into the bigger picture of why we are in the middle of an opiate epidemic? Big pharma companies maybe? Maybe you should be shaming them on your page instead of the people who have succumbed to their addictions because of those companies. Trolling might make you think you’re cool, with all of your followers and whatnot, but you’re not.

      1. johnnyb


        Not a douche..no..Compassion screw You and the fart You rode in on . These idiots need to be called out.. Period!! This POS is falling asleep at the wheel. If You are going to be a heavy mama and beg for food than stay woke..haha..

      2. DJ Trump


        Fuck you jenna, you’re part of the problem too cunt

      3. Lynn Kramer


        You a Bernie voter? or Maybe Killary? You whine and blame others and not yourself is how we can tell ya and farther if we smell ya.

      4. wabbitt


        Let me guess – you’re a college aged, upper class white woman whose never been in the same room as a person of a different race, but who knows everything about why white men are to blame for all of society’s ills because that’s what your short-haired gender studies professor told you. And zhe is SO wise!

      5. Bethany


        Jenna…you tried and I definitely appreciate that. Obviously, it’s useless trying to have a reasonable conversation with people who think that degrading and kicking another human being when they’re down is hilarious. To all of the school yard bullies who find it so easy in today’s society to sit behind your computer screens and further destroy a life that is probably already in shambles…I’m sorry that you have all missed out on being taught about basic decency, disturbed that you are among the people that live around me and saddened that your children are being brought up to mirror such a skewed perspective on right and wrong. Regardless of whether or not you agree with what this woman is doing, spreading this kind of demoralizing hatred is absolutely disgusting. This is not about politics, as everyone would just LOVE to twist it, I’m sure. I am talking about basic humanity…but please, feel free to go ahead and make politically based assumptions and call me offensive school yard names. You all seem to do this so well and should be very proud of yourselves.

      6. Cheryl siciliano


        Because she drives a nice car both her and her husband pay a babysitter to watch their kids while they beg. They both have expensive iPhones. They are on Facebook making fun of all the stupid people like you that give them twenty buck to buy more drugs and coffee.

    10. Sonny's Mom


      This isn’t new, although I don’t recall seeing her before. For years a small army of panhandlers has been working that location in “shifts”, walking up and down the concrete lane barrier as they flash their handmade cardboard signs.
      They seem to be part of a crew that “works for” a head queef who takes a cut of whatever they haul in. Other locations where this kind of scam operates include Mass Ave & Rte 16 on the Cambridge-Arlington line, Elm St & Rte 28 in Stoneham, and sometimes the access road leading to the Woburn “Mall”. It happens in other cities/states as well.

    11. Ana


      https://www.facebook.com/amber.holly1

    12. Bchillz


      Was in the Barnes & Noble next to the turnpike where she lurks and encountered her and her very loving boyfriend there. They picked a fight while drinking their $6 venti beverages. He called her embaressing(he’s not wrong but he’s also a troll himself) and a waste of space. Seems liked they really loved each other. Best of luck to the lovely couple.

    13. Pablo Picasso


      “Picasso Cubes” next time I get interviewed on CNN I’m stealing this! I will if given the chance give full credit to TBS on air, and immediately start a “#1stAmendmentNPicassoCubes”
      hashtag on Twitter. Brilliant euphemism TBS!

    14. Stunt Penis


      Many farm animals sleep standing up.

    15. Your Mom


      She got shamed out of Nashua… people who knew her took to social media to say she actually had a home, kids and a major drug problem. She had to go south of the border. She’ll be commuting to natick soon if people keep blowing up her spot.

    16. Reb


      She used to be across from the pheasant lane mall in Nashua, somebody posted a pic or her and her boyfriend a while ago on Facebook. They are gross, I saw him standing in Burlington on the next corner near Kohls last week! They must have needed a new place as Nashua threw them out

    17. Alexander Knight


      Definitely from Woburn. Walking distance from this spot in Burlington.

      1. Trump train choo choo


        Yea no, deff not from woburn, i think tbs nailed it on the head she is fact from the white trash can of billerica

    18. Sean Dillon


      What is a fupaslug? It’s a made up name. What’s it mean?

      1. Wildirishdad


        Just to clarify.

        FUPA slug: Fat Upper Pussy/Prick Area + slug , skag, dreg or any other stand alone remark or derogatory comment.
        noun. Either male or female referenced.
        Coined mid 80’s, heavily referenced during the Tonya Harding debacle.
        Usually found in conjunction with the “camel toe” and tucked conspicuously into a pair of spandex or a one piece bathing suit.
        Can also be found under any 2xxl-3xxxl t shirt or garment.
        On a positive note. It’s a good place to hide your weed or drugs since most cops refuse to search there. Always keep a fupa friend close by, in case of search.

        1. Schnebobble- Lee-Dee


          Back in the 80s, we called them
          Pop-a-cunt, cause the area pops out

    19. Bryan


      She was at the Cambridge street 95 exit 33A from August 2015 – March 2017 EVERYDAY begging, She could’ve got an associate’s degree in that time… the sign says she has kids.. she a drug addict.. and her druggy man companion is begging across the street from her… almost 2 years everyday.. blew my mind

    20. The Mayor of Boston


      Country wide PURGE.. 8 hour time limit. Anything goes, no rules, no regulations.. Alas, what a beautiful country this shall be!

    21. Tina


      Her name is Amber Holly and she lives in an apt in Nashua! Yes she is an addict and no she has no children!!

    22. Amy gallagher


      She is actually from Nashua NH . But I think after her picture was all over face book, that she lives in a house with multiple roommates and that they are all drug addicts that people stopped giving her money so now she relocated to Burlington. But she has also been seen at drumhill in chelmsford.

      1. Tina


        Your absolutely right. She is my neighbor ugh!!

    23. noone


      her names Ashley. she lives in nashua

      1. Chuck


        Her name is Amber Holly! Check out her FB Page!

    24. Chuck


      I drive by her everyday! I call her “Babe”! I rolldown my window and yell, Wake Up!! And she turns, gives me the finger and yells, Fuck You!! She has NO kids, even though her sign says she does! My son sees her counting her wad of $$$ that the millenials give her at Barnes and Nobles!

    25. GO GET A JOB


      She lives in Nashua.

    26. Kristina


      Her name is Amber Holly on facebook. Her boyfriend is the one with the fake oxygen tank and they both get into their brand new jeep everyday and do crack

    27. wabbitt


      You need to educate yourself. Everyone knows cows sleep standing up.

    28. Kaytay


      This girl actually went to my methadone clinic in Hudson nh. So idk how or why she is down in Burlington but she deff needs some serious help for sure lmao

    29. Chris silva


      Your an idiot and know nothing about mass if you think the worst yowm for panhandeling is lowell. How you ever been any where near mattapan or Roxbury? Lowell is bad i know but nothing compared to Boston

    30. Debbie


      Maybe instead of being an insensitive jerk you should educate yourself about mental illness or drug addiction. It’s the people’s choice that drive by her to decide to give her money.
      Also I’m assuming you don’t realize that most people that live in Billerica came from Burlington and surrounding towns.

    31. Jay


      “Be hungry and morbidly obese at the same time” Wow, our schools are failing us. Having fat on your body doesn’t mean you magically can survive without food. I know this site is for people who like to laugh at others from their mom’s basement but damn, can’t even pass health class?

    32. Happy Hippy


      All you little snowflake bitches sganding up for this piece of shit should go look for yourselves instead of pretending to give a fuck. Addiction a disease? Fuck you, stupid cocksnooches. Tis is why my now 6th grader has to learn about hard drugs and narcan. Fucking dill holes droppin needles and shit in lublic. Fuck them. They can go and fu k themselves up instead of in public where they know some holier than tho snowflake will save them. Fuck her and her husband too.

    33. P.


      I worked with a guy in Burlington, that said she has a Facebook.

      She acts like she got notta but take trips out of the country. Geesh I must doing something wrong. Tired of living pay check to pay check.

    34. Justine


      Her and her bf are from nashua, nh. My aunt was just talking about them and I wish she saved the post on fb, but apparently they both have cars and a place and no kids. They have signs saying they are parents but are not. Lazy people feeding off people who work hard for their money.
      Smh to these scums

    35. Jabronio


      GET REAL, you corn cob diddlin’ moron!!!!!! THIS IS 2017 and she can get help with addiction(s), IF SHE WILL TAKE IT!!! It’s just easier to keep getting “high” and sticking coffee between yer tits!

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