Gabbi Hebert Is Back: Dumps Heroin Robbing BF, Finds New Chudstuffer In Springfield, Immediately Gets Arrested For Warrants
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Look who’s back from the dead and back in the Springfield Police arrest logs where she belongs:
Yup, old friend Gabbi Hebert, doing Gabbi Hebert things. Driving around Springfield getting arrested for outstanding warrants.
Honestly, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if she got arrested on purpose because she’s trying to win Turtleboy Ratchet Madness. Gabbi Hebert is ruthless competitor who has to win everything:
Generally chicks who end sentences with “eat my ass cunt” don’t accept defeat.
There’s a 0.0% chance she’s not voting for herself 100 times a day. She’s beaten some pretty stiff competition:
Tara Brooks, the Brockton dog beater, and Michelle DuBois were tough matchups. Up next she’s got Trashley Losapi-ho. She’s gonna need a monumental effort to beat her, and what’s the best way to do that? Get arrested again.
Oh, and looks like she dumped Brian Downes, the slugrake chudstuffer she conspired with to rob and run over their heroin dealer:
Naturally she moved on to the next flat brimmed shin strap she could find:
Turns out this latest winner lives in Springfield, which would explain why she was arrested by the Springfield PD. Honestly, I have hard time imaging any Gabbi Hebert relationship that doesn’t start off with a simple arrest for some outstanding warrants. You go girl!! Thank you for your brave service to our country in defeating the North Koreans!!
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