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    Gabbi Hebert Is Back: Dumps Heroin Robbing BF, Finds New Chudstuffer In Springfield, Immediately Gets Arrested For Warrants

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    Look who’s back from the dead and back in the Springfield Police arrest logs where she belongs:

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    Yup, old friend Gabbi Hebert, doing Gabbi Hebert things. Driving around Springfield getting arrested for outstanding warrants.

    Honestly, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if she got arrested on purpose because she’s trying to win Turtleboy Ratchet Madness. Gabbi Hebert is ruthless competitor who has to win everything:

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    Generally chicks who end sentences with “eat my ass cunt” don’t accept defeat.

    There’s a 0.0% chance she’s not voting for herself 100 times a day. She’s beaten some pretty stiff competition:

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    Tara Brooks, the Brockton dog beater, and Michelle DuBois were tough matchups. Up next she’s got Trashley Losapi-ho. She’s gonna need a monumental effort to beat her, and what’s the best way to do that? Get arrested again.

    Oh, and looks like she dumped Brian Downes, the slugrake chudstuffer she conspired with to rob and run over their heroin dealer:

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    Naturally she moved on to the next flat brimmed shin strap she could find:

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    Turns out this latest winner lives in Springfield, which would explain why she was arrested by the Springfield PD. Honestly, I have hard time imaging any Gabbi Hebert relationship that doesn’t start off with a simple arrest for some outstanding warrants. You go girl!! Thank you for your brave service to our country in defeating the North Koreans!!

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    Discussion

    1. Vote 4 Gabbie


      My girl! Need to start investing in flat brimmed hats. maybe I can be next on her list. Remember to Vote 4 Gabbie in the next round.

      1. Keep Back 300 Feet


        And yet STILL not as rachet as the illustrious #2 seed!

    2. MrSmiley


      There is no way she’s still in the army. . .

    3. Veteran


      If that fucking turd was in fact a service member on active duty, she would have no choice but to be released from police custody, directly into custody of her unit. She’d be held on restriction, and tried in a military proceeding where if found guilty, she’s would’ve do jail time, and or be discharged dishonorably or an administrative discharge. No one gets in this much trouble and remains on active duty. She’s a fraud.

    4. TIG OLE BITTIES


      Abbi is a good girl she gives great Head ache.

    5. Flat Brimmed Turtleboy


      If she don’t show her ass, the South Koreans win!!!
      Gabbi, please start doing cam shows and making some crazy Food Stamp type money!!!
      Rachet Madess is unstoppable!!!!!!!

      30 to 1 the new boyfriend has a Bulls hat on backwards……………..

    6. classified


      She was stationed in North Korea, it means something.

      1. DUH


        It means you can’t be on active duty out of the country and getting arrested arrested stateside. Maybe she’s a reservist.

      2. TIG OLE BITTIES


        The only American allowed in North Korea is Dennis Rodman, that’s not a joke Lil Kim loves him sum D Rod

    7. Social Justice Ultimate Warrior


      *Don Shipley close up holding cell phone while it rings*

      “Hey Bro it’s Don Shipley…were you in the military?”

      *Gabbi hangs up phone*

      “Ohhhh I’ll get you mother f@#$%&…”

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