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    Meet Mark Davis. 

    He also goes as “Bill Powers” or “Mark Painter” or “Mark Powers”on Facebook when he’s messaging us love letters like this one:

    Mark runs a business called “Painter Productions” which specializes in taking photographs of crackhead-looking models, who only model when they aren’t too busy being Juggalos, in ripped up t-shirts he “designs”. 


    It looks like he finds these chicks in the meth lab rubble of war-torn Slagdhad.

    He’s a class act who thinks that we here at Turtleboy Sports (including myself, who so happens to be sitting here in a Bernie Sanders shirt, which is covering my girl boobs) is a member of the an Alt-Right Hate Group that hates women.

    -stares at her rack-

    -looks at her kids that came out of her she-womb-

    -rolls eyes-

    Yeah, as woman, who was given complete autonomy of the content she, a bad-mouthed liberal, submits … that sounds right.

    Anyhoooooo,

    I guess he wants to throw the word racist around too because we all know those go together like accusatory peas and carrots.
    This is how Mark/Bill gets things done. By telling our poor Desk Girl to go kill herself. 
    According to him what we do sucks, should be stopped, and he and his team of junkie-looking sperm gurglers models have organized to bring us down. We shouldn’t be telling the harsh truth on anything, but because he doesn’t like us, we should be eradicated from the earth. Who is the fascist now? I didn’t know the Insane Clown Posse had such passionate stances on anything other than being a bunch of overpass dwellers and getting bad tattoos.
    Anyway, Abi gave him her usual annoying run around for a while, and then this showed up. 
    That’s right! He went to the Boston Burners, who we basically leveled a couple of months ago with a straight-fire series of blogs, for doing just what Mark did. Now they fear us. That’s enough to give me a proverbial ego chubby.
    In a stunning move of straight stupidity, Mark started the #savedeskgirl campaign. What a crepe de twat. she doesn’t need you. We take very good care of her.

    When he wasn’t busy trying to save Abi from our rampant abuse he was busy shitting all over our sponsors, who he has never personally endorsed, just because he doesn’t like what we have to say. 
    I love people that passionately hate us for a day and then go back to their NAMBLA chat rooms on the Dark Web or back to their lucrative day jobs… 
    Mark seemed to have gotten the idea that poking the turtle was a bad idea and he deactivated his “Mark Painter” page. He is still active under the “Bill Powers” as he just got verbally bitch-slapped by our pals over at Wormtown Brewery: 

    Now, I don’t know about you all but this guy seems like the last one a woman would want to speak for her. He manages to find desperate woman outside the methadone clinic to exploit with his hyper-sexualized idea of what they should be wearing. Most of those girls look underage. Sounds to me like hes a walking hypocrite who cant’t seem to get himself a pity shake from one of the woman he exploits on his page.

    You all know how we play this game… when they go low – we go high. Go and send some love to our sponsors and let them know Turtleboy sent you! I wonder if he will show up for Turtleboy LIIIIIIVE tonight?

     

     

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. TurtleBook


      A “Blumpkin” is a blowjob given while the recipient is taking a shit. Therefore, someone can’t actually BE be a Blumpkin. “Blumpkin Giver” or “Blumpkin Queen” might have been more appropriate.

      1. South Shore Turtlegirl


        He’s a bag of hot cum and shit. Close enough.

    2. First


      Firsties

    3. Turd Burglestein


      Awesome…hopefully they and their friends decide to visit the comment section here and hang out for a minute so we can give them a proper welcome.

      1. Talisman


        After he pussed out when the brewery lightly jabbed him, I don’t think he’d troll here for too long. But he might.

    4. I melt snowflakes.


      For fucks sake what the fuck is wrong with all of these butt hurt SJWs?? They SCREAM “Free speech” when they make their signs that say “Keep you hands off my fupa” and “No one wants my busted vagina so please don’t touch it” but as soon as you say something that they disagree with you are a racist, boggot, facist, women hating rapist. HEY ALL YOU SJWS…… GO FUCK YOURSELVES. YOU SHOULD HAVE ALL BEEN ABORTED. NOW GO BACK TO MOMMY AND DADDY’S BASEMENT AND CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP OR BETTER YET KILL YOURSELF.

      1. BobnMic


        ^^^^ Welcome to my world….

        1. Turd Burglestein


          Welcome to your world??? Your world revolves around living in mommy & daddy’s basement and crying yourself to sleep because you try so hard to be a SJW and fail miserably time after time, wishing you had been aborted instead?

          I think we have finally gotten a truthful statement from you.

          1. BobnMic


            The first part of that comment numbnuts. The frustration part not the last part. But you see the world differently than others because you’re so special….

      2. ZephyrCat


        What’s a boggot? Is it the Boston version of a hobbit?

    5. Less and less of a reader


      The whole desk girl thing is worn out. Need to find some new material. That well has run dry.

      1. True Reality Speaks


        I think she still has potential. Gotta find the right balance between baiting and getting the morons to embarrass themselves. It’s certainly better than blogging about random FB ratchets or drug addicts. I just skip those blogs now – they’re not really funny & are boring and tedious to read (like some of my posts).

        I do wish TB went back more to their roots – exposing the scammers, hypocrites, corruption, and fraud in government, schools, the courts, business, entitlements, professional victims, etc.

        More on Maura Healey, etc and less on inconsequential FB drama. How about a follow up on how NOTHING has happened to DCF, the foster mother, and the Auburn Housing Authority who are ALL responsible for that little girl’s death and the injuries to the other child last year?

        1. Less and less of a reader


          They bait too much. They also just beat everything into the ground. They make people laugh with cheese hog or ratchet or whatever else and don’t stop with it. Use it a couple times and move on. If turtle boy is multiple people it shouldn’t be hard to get new material.

        2. ZephyrCat


          It’s called filler dum-dum. You need other stories to fill in the gaps. Otherwise you’d just have 1 story a day. Like the TV news would only be 5-10 minutes when you need to fill an hour. Yaknowmimsayin’ Homeslice? Or, you could start your own site as competition and do it better to really prove your point. I’ll hold my breath while I wait for that to show up. Keep ridin’ them Turtles, MoFo’s!!!!

          1. Less and less of a reader


            if they have multiple people and run shit like they think they do, why do they need filler blogs? I don’t want to be a blogger why would I start my own site. I’m not trying compete. That doesn’t make much sense numb nuts. Keep dick riding turtle boy, cheese hog.

    6. Johnnyb


      “You all know how we play this game… when they go low – we go high”…Turtle Mantra!!

    7. NoseFace


      How bout the ass on Alexa? Me like.

    8. MrSmiley


      Sooo leaving a shitty review when ypu didn’t buy a thing from places isn’t bullying. These people are such hypocrites. This guy hits all points on the sjw scoreboard. There’s no shortage of shitbags it makes TBS job easy!

      1. MrSmiley


        *you*

    9. Joe


      Doubt if there’s much real work going on with them. Fascists, haters and gov. assistance of course.

    10. Fumark


      Google “Natick mark Davis robbery”

      1. Plzodmark


        Not only did the shitbag do that, but he also uses it for bragging rights!

        1. plzodmark


          He’s nothing but a drug dealing, cop bashing, women degrading, food stamp abusing loser!

    11. Talisman


      More internet lawyers and SJWs that think they can do what they want with no consequences. They find something that offends them and then set about to destroy it under the guise that illustrating their affectation is “hate”.

      Thanks TBS, for naming these shit stains.

    12. Woody


      I really enjoy how he ADMITS that he never once drank a Wormtown beer or went to their taproom (which is AWESOME, btw).

    13. Your Mom's Pet Turtle


      he photographs JuggaHOs for a living?
      must be paying them in hand jobs and meth.

    14. ZephyrCat


      Only one thing I disagree with. The things in the first 2 pictures can’t be underage. Unless they’ve been exposed to radiation the last few years. I could have done without the ball-n-gag hippo-love-play this morning with my coffee. Double Ick!

      1. Talisman


        The true classification is Porkopotamus, or Porkopotami for the abbreviated herd in the picture you speak of. Please don’t give the majestic hippo a bad rap, because you know the mud covered hippo smells better than the pit onions and fermented herring in the photo. If you look close, you can see the distortion waves of putridity.

    15. BobnMic


      This Bill Powers guy is on to something here. I’m going to try posting some negative reviews on restaurants and see if they’ll give me a free meal to change my 1 star rating to a 5 star. This will be much better than free fast food I usually get when I wear my uniform out.

    16. Carl


      Look, Aaron was hinting at the fact that this guy is NOT a part of the boston burner community, He’s this fat smelly old dude that lives in his dads basement and basically steals stock stencil images of the internet to screen print onto $1 t-shirts and sell at flea markets, a lot of women have complained about his “fitting/adjusting” process and he took nudes of one of my friends and tried to sell them in a calendar without her knowledge or permission, he’s just desperate for attention as a “good guy” the last year or two, positioning himself as standing up for others and full of it.

    17. Adam


      Lololol, just had this forwarded to me, I hope you guys aren’t taking this guy seriously, he’s a fucking joke in Boston, he was an “entrepreneur” , then a “small business advocate” now a “defender of women and people of color” (from his all white neighbor) , anything to get attention, laid or praised as a hero (and he fails in all three)- whatever the latest trend is.

      He doesn’t actually do anything, just posts on Facebook all day about it. I don’t know photgraphy but it looks like voyeur web porn, but guess these skanks will do whatever for a free t-shirt.

      All his patterns are stolen, and his work is crap because he couldn’t even survive selling t-shirts at fanuel hall to tourists. He’s a fucking creep and an untalented fake, big warrior behind his keyboard, but a soft fucking cowardly joke in real life to anyone whose ever met him. We kicked him out of an event last year for his nonsense and due to some ladies complaining about him harassing them.

      I like how he wasn’t even man enough to use his real profile to leave the negative reviews, and he had to hide behind some fake one, lololo- good to see he’s become an even more pathetic joke.

      1. Plzodmark


        He pretends to be a friend to the group trying to desexualize women’s breasts too, but he only shares their photos to spank it to later.

    18. Natalie


      Mark “baby-dick” Davis from Natick High is still around? and he’s a community “arist”
      Too god…roflmao

      1. South Shore Turtlegirl


        He has a baby dick??

      2. Plzodmark


        Lol, they really called him that?!

    19. Greg


      I love how this fucking pathetic fat slob baby-dick loser who has multiple profiles on fb to talk shit about people who’ve called him out for his bs got taken down so fast and brutally by turtleboy, he had his page down for 2 weeks as he couldn’t remove the reviews where he preys on addicts they’re related to for assault and shitty pictures, this guy is a bitchy immature predator and scumbag. Yet talks on social media about how bad everybody else is. I worked with him once and we all laughed afterwards over what a clown he was, didn’t realize he had this scummy, sneaky side to him, thanks TB

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