Parking Your Lexus In Not One, But Two Handicapped Spots At Zorba’s Might Be The Biggest Dooshnozzle Move Of All Time
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Update: We have been made aware of whose vehicle this was. It was a mistake. Shit happens and we’re pretty sure they regret it. Out of respect for the business we’re blacking out license plate information.
So here it is, Christmas Eve…..the season for giving, right? Not for this entitled asshat.
My day went to hell and I didn’t eat anything before heading out of town, so on the way through wonderful Worcester I decided to pop in at Zorba’s for some takeout. It happened to be on the way and would break up the drive through some of Worcester’s finest neighborhoods. I grabbed my food and just got back to the car when along comes this woman who whips in on her Lexus like she owns the place. She proceeds to pull into not one, but TWO handicap parking stalls! No handicap plate, no placard, and no one else in the vehicle. I mean, because it was raining and she was driving the most expensive car in the lot and well, ain’t nobody got time to not park like a douchebag.
Clearly a woman this important wasn’t about to get wet, so she hops out of the car and SPRINTS into the restaurant like she’s running from a bunch of evil Trump supporters looking to hurt her feelings. Yeah, obviously she has some kind of physical impairment that prevented her from stopping just one parking space away and not taking up resources designated for those less fortunate. But nope, this woman is above all that. She is more important than the the Iraq vet who lost his legs in the war….correction: she is more important than two disabled vets.
I tried sticking around to get a picture of this chick when she came out but I was running late. Anyhow, here is a photo of her chariot along with the plate info and VIN number. I didn’t send any of the personal information but I’m sure you have no issues getting that. I would love for you guys to put her on blast and let people know this is NOT ok. And on Christmas Eve nonetheless!
Picture would’ve been great, but the parking job says enough. Look, we’ve all been to some restaurant where the parking lot is PACKED but there’s five handicapped parking lots outside. We’ve all asked ourselves what time the motorcade of war veterans was gonna show up for a burger and fries. But we don’t do it because we’re not savages.
Anyway, what else is there for Turtleboy to say that the emailer didn’t already? It’s some chick in a Lexus who thinks rules don’t have consequences. And the fact that she took up not one, but two handicapped spots is the icing on the dooshnozzle cupcake.
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