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Providence Junior Hoodrat And Ma Dukes Sell RIPTA Bus Pass He Got From School On Facebook Yard Sale Page Because He Lives Across The Street From School

Providence Junior Hoodrat And Ma Dukes Sell RIPTA Bus Pass He Got From School On Facebook Yard Sale Page Because He Lives Across The Street From School

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We’ve gotten many messages from Rhode Island turtle riders about this epidemic of ratchets selling their RIPTA bus passes on various yard sale pages. Apparently if you qualify for assistance you can get one of these for free, which of course makes them more valuable than food stamps in the ratchet market. Here’s today’s hoodrat entrepreneur:

Now if you had purchased one of these things it would be perfectly legal to sell it I suppose (maybe not). But if you get one for free, it’s definitely illegal to sell it for a profit. Ya know, because you don’t need it. It’s really no different than selling your stamps on the book. So whatever you do, if you’re selling your RIPTA bus pass on a Facebook yard sale page, don’t admit to the general public that you got it for free from the government:

Can’t make this shit up folks. He lives across the street from the high school, and he still got a free city bus pass. Obviously he has no use for it since, ya know, because he lives across the street. But they just kind of gave it to him anyway because…..fuck it.

The best part is how he thinks it’s none of your business when you see wasteful government spending in front of your face. Ratchets truly believe there’s a magical welfare tree that rains this shit down upon them. They literally have no idea how a government functions, never mind how it finances itself.

Guess who Khalil’s favorite sportball team is…..

I dunno. He bent the brim of his hat. That doesn’t count. He’s actually pretty well dressed, has diamond earrings, and seems like the kind of guy who gets touched up at the local barbershop every other day with a haircut that should take 30 seconds but ends up taking an hour and half.

Good thing the taxpayers are flagrantly throwing cash at him and his family. They really need the assistance.

Now if this was your kid pulling a stunt like this on the taxpayers you’d probably tell him to take it down. Not Providence Ma Dukes though. She proud of her seed:

100 emoji, 100 emoji!! frfr!!! Finna cash dis bus pass!!

The thing is Mom, that it is their business. Because the taxpayers pay for your kid’s bus pass that he clearly does not need, and now he’s gonna profit off of their generosity. Also, it’s illegal. But luckily you live in Rhode Island, one of the most notoriously corrupt states that has ever existed, so the gravy train probably isn’t ending any time soon. Choo-choo!!


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12 Comment(s)
  • Not wearing a flat brimmed bulls hat
    October 13, 2017 at 9:28 am

    i like creativity in capitalism

  • LT. Snozzle
    October 12, 2017 at 6:38 am

    I bet his father is going to straighten everything out when he comes home from work (sarc).

  • Charisma Beauty
    October 11, 2017 at 6:34 pm

    I’m surprised he only gets a “free” bus pass. I would think the school district would send one of those small busses or vans that seem to only ever have 1 or 2 kids riding in them rather than a full load. You can’t make up how much bureaucracies piss away the taxpayers’ money. The mother is a real prize – I’m sure she’s never met an EBT card she didn’t like.

  • Topturtlefan
    October 11, 2017 at 5:37 pm

    So the revenue the bus company DOESN’T get,because they use a ‘free’pass they bought from and paid to someone who gets it because of his situation,is ok they they would just sit in a desk drawer…mmm. NO ..FUCKING NO. IT DOESN’T work that way.

  • NYCBeagle
    October 11, 2017 at 12:29 pm

    The mother obviously has the IQ of a bird. Can’t even spell “wat”.

  • Stunt Penis
    October 11, 2017 at 11:10 am

    Gotta give the kid two kudos for being ballsy enough to get a pass when he lives across the street from the school, and then thinking to sell it for weed money. Sounds like a potential member for Future Entrepreneurs of America.

  • Barack Obama
    October 11, 2017 at 10:44 am

    This kid has taken my leadership and ran with it good for him and mom. They are the victims as all black people are. Raise your kid to disrespect laws and the people that enforce them. This is great parenting from this fine lady that listened to everything I said got 8 years. Mom of the Year

  • Independent Thinker
    October 11, 2017 at 6:51 am

    The school had no business giving a bus pass to a kid who lives across the street from the school. There is so much wasteful spending out there that none of us are even aware of. This is just the beginning.

  • Smh
    October 11, 2017 at 3:34 am

    This kid is going to need all the luck he can get in life. His mom chiming in like that shows exactly how he ended up with his view on things. As long as kids are raised that way there will never be a government solution to crime or poverty

  • chrissy
    October 11, 2017 at 1:45 am

    and now for something completely different…

    as turtleboy predicted, the Holyoke poem video has been yanked

    • Sue
      October 11, 2017 at 7:18 am

      Good, that video was ridiculous

  • Wwy
    October 11, 2017 at 1:11 am

    Wabbitt is gonna be pissed,why are the kikes on the Jewish owned American media making excuses for that kike Weinstein,their religion of diddling is disgusting.hitler looks better everyday

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