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  • Salisbury Sea Cow Part 2- Ratchet BFF’s Come On FB To Defend Her- All Have Drug Use/Arrest Records



     

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    Over the weekend we posted an article about Brianna Mourde and her friend getting arrested with cocaine, pills and her 3 year old in the car. The police in Haverhill were called to the River Street McDonalds after another driver witnessed them blowing lines in the car while driving in the 495/110 area. Kenny Langmaid was arrested for possession of cocaine while Brianna, having a nosebleed and denying any drug use, was arrested for child endangerment, operating under the influence of drugs, negligent operation of a motor vehicle and possession of a class E drug. Just a typical Wednesday night in the Mingya Valley, right?

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    Well after Brianna and her friends caught wind of Turtleboy’s article they wasted no time chiming in on her Facebook page, defending her as a good mom and welcoming anyone who thinks otherwise to come meet them in person to throw down. Of course the all-star ratchets defending this girl all have previous drug and arrest records because no normal, functioning member of society would defend someone who has ex-felons and drugs around her kiddo.

     

    Defender #1: Mandy Sylvester

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    Mandy is the friend that Brianna is always excited to go visit in prison. She posts on her Facebook page about Mandy often, saying that she’s her only real friend and all that other 100% shit.brianna

    So naturally Mandy came on Facebook to threaten people because that’s what you do when you’re fresh out of jail and are raged AF on Hampton Beach, the classiest shoreline in all the land.

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    Mandy is definitely someone you want in your corner when you need a character witness. She knows how to spot good people when she sees them because she has high morals and maintains a good standing within the community, except when she gets arrested for drugs.

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    Plus she went to Harvard so we know she’s super smart and not white trash at all..

     

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    Defender #2: Tiana Heafey.

    Tiana is pictured above with Mandy but it’s really hard to tell them apart because they both dress like 8 Mile enthusiasts and have similar neck tattoos. I’m sure she has a stellar resume and professional background.

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    Amidst the Facebook backlash Brianna was receiving yesterday, Tiana chimed in and was adamant on Brianna going to hang out with her friends instead of working on getting her shit together for her son which is great because Brianna really needs a friend who has her priorities straight.

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    Defender #3: Jordan Marocco (She’s the chick on the right, not the Oxy-eyed, urinal cake with the Bulls hat on..)

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    Jordan is that girl who posts vague Facebook statuses about how bad her life is and how everyone else is out to ruin her day.

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    Oh, and she’s no stranger to the courtroom either. jord jord8jord9jord7

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    Jordan knows about the disease of addiction and that it doesn’t matter if you’re a criminal and you’ve been to jail because that doesn’t make you a bad person. Evidently what Brianna did is none of our business and we don’t need to know a thing about it. So you can drive around with felons and drugs with your 3 year old in the car and it totally doesn’t matter because people grow up in bad environments and screw up and then fix it. Brianna isn’t a bad mom, she’s just someone sick trying to get better.

     

    But wait, how can Brianna be someone sick and trying to get better if she doesn’t do drugs? She denied doing drugs up and down her Facebook post (which has since been deleted), claimed to have passed a drug test at the police station and said that her son was at home and not taken from her. Then she posted this today:

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    Hmmm…

    See this is what kills me. You did something super shitty and instead of ducking and keeping yourself out of the limelight, you continue to post immature things on your (public) Facebook for the world to see. It doesn’t matter if she did the drugs or not that night because she STILL had an ex-felon in her car with a bag of blow in his pocket. How is anyone supposed to take this girl seriously when she has a long list of scumbag friends who have been to jail, rehab and had their own kids taken away coming to throw down on social media? That chick Sherri she blasted for having her children taken away? SHE even showed up to defend Brianna and thinks that having a few drinks or smoking a cigarette around your child is the same as snorting lines on 495 with a toddler in the back seat..

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    Trash on trash plus a pity party..

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    Nah bitch. You know who had no one? Your son, when he was being taken away from his mom by the cops because you’re a selfish pig.

    Look, if you want to prove to everyone that you’re not ratchet, seacoast garbage then don’t let your scumbag friends post all over the internet in your defense. If anything you should make a point NOT to let them represent you in any way, shape or form because it just makes you look worse than you already do in your junk-showing, forever 21 clearance rack dress and dog filter pictures. #BlessUp

     

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    Discussion

    1. Confucious


      If Dogs had a facebook would they put a human filter on it?

      1. Jack Mehoff


        I’ve owned many dogs in my long life. None as dumb as the ratchets who live their lives on Facebook. I had one dog who ate cat shit all the time, even he was smarter than the average Facebook user.

    2. Jordan


      This is the funniest shit I have ever seen. Yes I am familiar with the court room I fucked up a couple times learned my lesson. People make mistakes. And for someone to have the fucking time to go all the way back to my post from 2013 you seriously have no fuxking life at all. Whoever made this go find something productive to do with your time. Your a pathetic excuse for a fucking human being.

    3. TIG OLE BITTIES


      The problem is that drugs have been apart of these people lives since they were kids and it seems normal for them to pass there kid over to the fellon so they can take a toot of the brain dart “cocaine”. It’s all around them and everywhere and it’s just apart of there life they don’t realize that they are doing something wrong. That’s what I think anyways. The Turtle that wrote this article is my favorite turtle very funny writer, ” I like it alot ” , ” I must of had me 15 Dr. Peppers”

    4. Jaledw


      It doesn’t matter if you grow up around drugs! I did! Never been arrested for something so stupid. In this day and age everyone blames someone else or a vice for messing up their own life. If you screwed up, fix it and move on. But when you bring a child around shit that “ruined” your life, how are you any better then the shitty parents you had. Everyone by the second grade practically knows about sex, so don’t have kids if you can not take care of them, and find hobby instead of getting fucked up and playing the victim. So over spending my hard earned money in taxes to support you, your kid and your habit. Don’t want to be called out, don’t do stupid shit that becomes public record! Simple.

    5. TIG OLE BITTIES


      I went to school with Tiana, he’s got a nice package

    6. 411


      Turtleboy is known to have white supremacist links

    7. God


      Remember kiddos dont do drugs and you wont be arrested for it!

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