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All-Star Criminals

New Bedford Bootleg Jersey Shore Jackoff Gets Arrested With $70,000 Worth Of Coke Right After Posting Meme About Dangers Of Drug Abuse, Ratchets Go Full Free Muh Boi

Uncle Turtleboy / September 20, 2018

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Yarmouth Ass Pirate Redefines Crack Cocaine – Gets Busted With Yayo In Butt Cheeks, Gives Fake Name, Undone By EBT Card With Real Name On It

Uncle Turtleboy / March 20, 2018

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Chick Arrested In Webster McDonald’s Coke Bust Was Lecturing People Last Week About Not Doing Or Selling Drugs On Twitter

Uncle Turtleboy / August 9, 2017

Chick Arrested In Webster McDonald’s Coke Bust Was Lecturing People Last Week About Not Doing Or Selling Drugs On Twitter…

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Carver Coked-Out Werewolf Cousins Steal Yorkie Puppy Because They Knew Their Dealer Liked The Dog And Would Give Them Drugs For The Fluffy Little Snuggy Wuggums 

Uncle Turtleboy / August 8, 2017

Stealing dogs for cocaine is the latest drama out of Carver!  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com…

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WTF

Bravo! Busted Coke Dealer Was ALSO Once Involved In A Murder

Uncle Turtleboy / July 3, 2017

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Local Rapper/Drug Dealer Gets Bagged With 90 Grams Of Cocaine/Heroin In His Car With His 2 Year Old Riding Shotgun

Uncle Turtleboy / June 7, 2017

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Turtleboy Investigates

People Are Upset With Turtleboy For Not Writing About Imaginary Cocaine/Booze Bust At Tantasqua Regional High School’s Prom

Uncle Turtleboy / May 17, 2017

People Are Upset With Turtleboy For Not Writing About Imaginary Cocaine/Booze Bust At Tantasqua Regional High School’s Prom Get the…

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All-Star Criminals

Lawrence Trap-King Busted With 500 Grams Of Cocaine And Heroin- Keeps It 100 By Bragging About It To Detectives

Uncle Turtleboy / April 23, 2017

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All-Star Criminals

Haverhill White Trash Bonnie And Clyde Knock Over Amesbury Mini-Mart And Make The Worst Getaway Ever

Uncle Turtleboy / April 14, 2017

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Hoodrat Heroes

Salisbury Sea Cow Part 2- Ratchet BFF’s Come On FB To Defend Her- All Have Drug Use/Arrest Records

Uncle Turtleboy / April 10, 2017

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Salisbury Sea Cow And Friend Celebrate Her Birthday In Style By Driving Around And Snorting Coke With Her 3 Year Old In Tow

Uncle Turtleboy / April 8, 2017

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WPD Facebook Page Explodes With Hot Takes After 2 Are Arrested For Dealing Cocaine

Uncle Turtleboy / January 31, 2016

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