Chick Arrested In Webster McDonald’s Coke Bust Was Lecturing People Last Week About Not Doing Or Selling Drugs On Twitter
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Webster drug busts are the best drug busts:
Who wore it better?
Sweet baby Jesus. Cocaine is a hell of a drug ladies and gentlemen. And all the King’s horses, and all the King’s dog filters, couldn’t put a face like that back together again.
Meanwhile, what the hell is this?
No. Just no. Whoever let him out of the house like that should be hung. What is that thing on his face supposed to be? Is that a goatee? It looks like a diarrhea water slide to the pube farm he calls a neckbeard. Sweet Jesus, no wonder these cretins are selling drugs. With faces like that you are smack dab out of options.
Seriously though, how dumb do you have to be to make McDonald’s on Main Street in Webduh the meeting spot for your drug transactions? Obviously the cops have staked out the Mickey D’s in town, because Webduh drug dealers are creatures of habit, and don’t understand how to keep a low profile. They meet up there, and then a car takes them to the drug house on Day Street, thinking they’re slick. And as you can see on this map of Webster, Day Street is WAYYY on the other side of town from McDonald’s:
Obviously every cop in town probably knows that Day Street is where you go to get Tony Yayo. Then these buttnuts are dumb enough to show up like fish in a barrel at the McDonald’s parking lot, just because they wanna make life easier for the WPD.
Anyway, no one is pulling a free my boi for these winners on their behalf, so Andreanna Tonelli had to pull her own free my boi:
Yea, why are people assuming she was selling drugs? It’s not like she got arrested during a drug transaction or anything like that.
The funniest part is that she tweeted these hot takes a week ago today:
Lecturing people who do and sell drugs about why they’re losers, while hanging out with drug dealing losers. You cannot make this up. She’s so Webster it hurts. Sure, she might live in Dudley, but the French River is only a couple feet deep. These people find their way in there. They’re drawn to it like a magnet. And then it becomes their new home. Forever.
Here’s the thing Andreanna – either you’re a drug dealing, ride or die badass, or you’re not. If you were really just in the wrong place at the wrong time, that’s one thing. But from the looks of it you appear to be relishing in your fifteen minutes of wangsta Webduh fame:
Uh-oh!! Looks like SOMEONE is keepin it 100!!
It’s cool though, because “Cam’s bail was higher”:
Oh yea, and hanging out with Cam Andrews is always a smart move. You know you’re a shithead when everyone in Worcester County knows who you are because they read about you on Turtleboy more than once. And Cam Andrews’ crew is a REGULAR on Turtleboy. He rolls with Josh Crombie, Kaycee Crombie, Mariah Moriarty, Pat Cote, and the rest of Southern Worcester County’s finest. He was first featured on TBS as one of the chudmuffins who got his ass beat last October by the Webster PD, in a videotaped encounter at their crackden, when they thought it would be a smart idea to start a fist fight with the fuzz:
WINNERS!! If you’re hanging out with Cam Andrews, you’re basically trying to go to jail. He’s not exactly inconspicuous on his Facebook page about how he’s making money these days either:
And no, I don’t care about anyone who sells pot. I think people should be allowed to sell pot with appropriate licensees like any other harmless legal product. But the fact of the matter is that Cam Andrews does not have a license to sell weed, so what he’s doing is still illegal. Luckily the cops would never think to check Facebook. Stupid cops!!
Remember though – Andreanna is wise beyond her years. Don’t sell drugs!! Or else this could be you:
This could be your dialect:
And these could be your friends:
P.S. Karma is a bitch Andreanna.
Buffalo Bruises (the link she shared) was the first in a long line of fake news bullshit websites to try to take down the turtle. It’s a website owned and operated by this clearly rationally thinking human being:
— Nightmare Blogger (@JamesKriger) February 19, 2017
Cheers mother fuckers! pic.twitter.com/xBSpKOnHqY
— Nightmare Blogger (@JamesKriger) October 1, 2016
You got mother fuckers who like to talk shit? I'll talk that shit with them pic.twitter.com/dcRlB1CrlJ
— Nightmare Blogger (@JamesKriger) October 2, 2016
— Nightmare Blogger (@JamesKriger) October 15, 2016
I wasn’t even working here when the Buffalo shit went down a few years ago. But I was clued in. Basically this guy decided that Turtleboy was a teacher in Dudley. He made up a blog about the teacher sexually harassing or molesting some girls at Patriots game in Buffalo because he knew it would bring in some page views. This is why the go to defense for anyone that gets exposed on TBS is always “Turtleboy sexually assaults underage girls.” Because morons like Andreanna shared this idiot’s blog enough times that it became real to them. Unfortunately for her the Internet is forever. And much like Steve Buscemi in Billy Madison, we never forget those who have crossed us. Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.
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