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Chick Arrested In Webster McDonald’s Coke Bust Was Lecturing People Last Week About Not Doing Or Selling Drugs On Twitter

Chick Arrested In Webster McDonald’s Coke Bust Was Lecturing People Last Week About Not Doing Or Selling Drugs On Twitter

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Webster drug busts are the best drug busts:


Who wore it better?

Sweet baby Jesus. Cocaine is a hell of a drug ladies and gentlemen. And all the King’s horses, and all the King’s dog filters, couldn’t put a face like that back together again.

Meanwhile, what the hell is this?

No. Just no. Whoever let him out of the house like that should be hung. What is that thing on his face supposed to be? Is that a goatee? It looks like a diarrhea water slide to the pube farm he calls a neckbeard. Sweet Jesus, no wonder these cretins are selling drugs. With faces like that you are smack dab out of options.

Seriously though, how dumb do you have to be to make McDonald’s on Main Street in Webduh the meeting spot for your drug transactions? Obviously the cops have staked out the Mickey D’s in town, because Webduh drug dealers are creatures of habit, and don’t understand how to keep a low profile. They meet up there, and then a car takes them to the drug house on Day Street, thinking they’re slick. And as you can see on this map of Webster, Day Street is WAYYY on the other side of town from McDonald’s:

Obviously every cop in town probably knows that Day Street is where you go to get Tony Yayo. Then these buttnuts are dumb enough to show up like fish in a barrel at the McDonald’s parking lot, just because they wanna make life easier for the WPD.

Anyway, no one is pulling a free my boi for these winners on their behalf, so Andreanna Tonelli had to pull her own free my boi:



Yea, why are people assuming she was selling drugs? It’s not like she got arrested during a drug transaction or anything like that.

The funniest part is that she tweeted these hot takes a week ago today:



Lecturing people who do and sell drugs about why they’re losers, while hanging out with drug dealing losers. You cannot make this up. She’s so Webster it hurts. Sure, she might live in Dudley, but the French River is only a couple feet deep. These people find their way in there. They’re drawn to it like a magnet. And then it becomes their new home. Forever.

Here’s the thing Andreanna – either you’re a drug dealing, ride or die badass, or you’re not. If you were really just in the wrong place at the wrong time, that’s one thing. But from the looks of it you appear to be relishing in your fifteen minutes of wangsta Webduh fame:

Uh-oh!! Looks like SOMEONE is keepin it 100!!

It’s cool though, because “Cam’s bail was higher”:

Oh yea, and hanging out with Cam Andrews is always a smart move. You know you’re a shithead when everyone in Worcester County knows who you are because they read about you on Turtleboy more than once. And Cam Andrews’ crew is a REGULAR on Turtleboy. He rolls with Josh Crombie, Kaycee Crombie, Mariah Moriarty, Pat Cote, and the rest of Southern Worcester County’s finest. He was first featured on TBS as one of the chudmuffins who got his ass beat last October by the Webster PD, in a videotaped encounter at their crackden, when they thought it would be a smart idea to start a fist fight with the fuzz:



WINNERS!! If you’re hanging out with Cam Andrews, you’re basically trying to go to jail. He’s not exactly inconspicuous on his Facebook page about how he’s making money these days either:

And no, I don’t care about anyone who sells pot. I think people should be allowed to sell pot with appropriate licensees like any other harmless legal product. But the fact of the matter is that Cam Andrews does not have a license to sell weed, so what he’s doing is still illegal. Luckily the cops would never think to check Facebook. Stupid cops!!

Remember though – Andreanna is wise beyond her years. Don’t sell drugs!! Or else this could be you:

This could be your dialect:

And these could be your friends:


P.S. Karma is a bitch Andreanna.

Buffalo Bruises (the link she shared) was the first in a long line of fake news bullshit websites to try to take down the turtle. It’s a website owned and operated by this clearly rationally thinking human being:

I wasn’t even working here when the Buffalo shit went down a few years ago. But I was clued in. Basically this guy decided that Turtleboy was a teacher in Dudley. He made up a blog about the teacher sexually harassing or molesting some girls at Patriots game in Buffalo because he knew it would bring in some page views. This is why the go to defense for anyone that gets exposed on TBS is always “Turtleboy sexually assaults underage girls.” Because morons like Andreanna shared this idiot’s blog enough times that it became real to them. Unfortunately for her the Internet is forever. And much like Steve Buscemi in Billy Madison, we never forget those who have crossed us. Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.


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  • Wabbitt
    August 10, 2017 at 1:16 pm

    Why do the idiots do their drug deals in McDick’s parking lot? Because Mickey D’s is the Mos Eisley of Webster – a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

    The dealers peddle their shit in the parking lot. The druggies go in the bathrooms to shoot up, and nothing is done about it.

    • Kerri Bishop
      August 12, 2017 at 12:13 am

      Its a place where they needed cops to direct traffic when friggen taco bell opened up… enough said!

      • Wabbitt
        August 12, 2017 at 1:50 am

        Well, it also comes down to the owners of the McDonald’s being rather cheap. They won’t let the managers ban people like this from the property because “they’re still buying something” even if it’s just a dollar soda. There’s a woman whose been basically living in her car in the parking lot for months, smells like dog shit because she doesn’t bathe, and treats the employees like garbage. But she buys a couple of dollar coffees a day, so the managers aren’t allowed to tell her to screw. Plus, she claims she’s “doing neighborhood watch” even though she supposedly lives in Charlton.

        And there’s the morbidly obese family that come in, but a couple of things, hold up the line for ten minutes while they order, and then steal all the toilet paper before they leave. But they bought something! Never mind that they’re banned from every other place in town – the inmates run the asylum at McDonald’s!

  • None of your business
    August 9, 2017 at 10:15 pm

    Ummm this Cam person is not in the picture of “friends” FYI. That is someone different. Get your facts straight.

  • anonymous
    August 9, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    Steve Buscemi’s long lost daughter lives in webster. Brilliant.

  • Finn
    August 9, 2017 at 2:47 pm

    Nightmare Blogger’s chest hair looks like a swarm of bees coming out of each nipple and forming a penis (pointing to “the target”). #orisitjustme?

  • Lisa Jefferson
    August 9, 2017 at 11:29 am

    I’m almost afraid to ask…Are you guys seriously advertising for Pur Juz?

  • Mack
    August 9, 2017 at 10:50 am

    She’s young and cooked already. Looks like she was pretty hot at one time.

  • Anonymous
    August 9, 2017 at 10:35 am

    Cam Andrews is a women beater. Deserves to rot in jail for the rest of his life. Scumbag & worthless to this world. Watched him punch a girl in the head while he had her in a headlock. Then hit another girl who tried to help the girl in distress. Then when they were both knocked down run away. loser.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    August 9, 2017 at 9:07 am

    I think it’s the dollar menu at Mickey ds because the Gardner one and the Fitchburg/ Leominster one are the same. You can watch transactions go down all day and night and the cops watch it but can’t be there 24/7. It’s that two birds one stone thing. They can make a deal and get a dollar fry all at the same time. It saves gas money.

  • Lt Dan
    August 9, 2017 at 9:06 am

    When the old Webster McDonald’s (same location) burnt to the ground that whole section of town smelled like roasted french fries for weeks. It was an improvement.

  • They call me Ponch
    August 9, 2017 at 9:02 am

    Holy shit. I thought this was about Scoobie Doo and Shaggy from the mug shots and filter photos!
    Looking for the Mystery Machine in the Webduh McD’s parking lot from now on.

    Webduh “loosers” are like Christ’s version of pack animals, they never travel further than 14 miles in a lifetime.

  • It Hurts My Eyes
    August 9, 2017 at 8:47 am

    This story isn’t even about her, but I cannot get over what a flaming retard Mariah Moriarty is. That’s all I need to add.

    • Anon
      August 10, 2017 at 12:47 am

      Mariah, maybe twice a month I see her on Facebook begging for subs because “her script ran out”

  • Stunt Penis
    August 9, 2017 at 8:19 am

    Prisons are full of innocent people. Ask any convict.

  • livesinlowell
    August 9, 2017 at 7:46 am

    Law abiding citizens don’t get arrested simply because they don’t commit crimes or associate with criminals. Andreana tells people that don’t know the whole story and need to shut up, implying she’s innocent. The truth is most people don’t care because no one believes that she either didn’t participate or she was oblivious to what was going down since she was hanging out with drug dealers. This isn’t rocket surgery. In conclusion, Andreana is clearly dumb.

    • livesinlowell
      August 9, 2017 at 7:48 am

      Andreana tells people that *they* don’t know….

  • Stop the Inbreeding
    August 9, 2017 at 5:31 am

    As Mc Donalds go, the Webster Mc D’s is one of the grimiest ones there is.

    Andrea Tonelli’s post about drugs and education was true, she is now proof of that. The nerdy kids flipping off the camera, Rip-Van-Tinkle with his genesee, If bad hair, tattoos and stupidity were rewarded in life he would be all set. The inbreeds from Deliverance must look at Massachusetts and laugh.

    • bigdaddy
      August 9, 2017 at 12:14 pm

      what isnt grimy in Webster ?

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