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Undocumented Immigrant Protected By Mayor Petty’s Sanctuary City Status Hits Family Of Four While Drunk Driving Possibly Breaking Mother’s Neck

Undocumented Immigrant Protected By Mayor Petty’s Sanctuary City Status Hits Family Of Four While Drunk Driving Possibly Breaking Mother’s Neck Want…

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Auburn PD Should’ve Shot This Duke Of Ratchet Who Led Them On 100 MPH Chase, Reached For His Gun, And Now Claims The Cops Scared Him

Auburn PD Should’ve Shot This Duke Of Ratchet Who Led Them On 100 MPH Chase, Reached For His Gun, And…

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Woo-ella Deville Who Stole 5 Week Old Puppy From Auburn Home And Ran Back To Worcester Is A Mother Of 2 Who Apparently Works In The Medical Field

Woo-ella Deville Who Stole 5 Week Old Puppy From Auburn Home And Ran Back To Worcester Is A Mother Of 2 Who…

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All-Star Criminals

Slugrakes Rob, Run Over Their Heroin Dealer, Junkie Busted In Prostitution Sting Getaway Driver Claims To Be Pregnant Veteran, Flips Out On Any Chick Who Posts On Her Lover’s Facebook Page

Slugrakes Rob, Run Over Their Heroin Dealer, Junkie Busted In Prostitution Sting Getaway Driver Claims To Be Pregnant Veteran, Flips…

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Turtleboy Justice: Auburn Police Arrested Jerrell Sciarra After Reading Our Blog On The Violent Attack At Auburn High School

This is what we like to call Turtleboy justice. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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Video From Standoff In Rochdale Made Sunday The Most Intense Day Ever, And Ended With Dead Cop Killer And Injured State Trooper

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11 Year Old Auburn Kid Made Up Story About Razor Blade In Candy Because Puberty Is One Hell Of A Drug

We urge you to support the Turtleboy Sponsors by doing business with them. Without them none of this is possible: Wormtown…

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