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  • Undocumented Immigrant Protected By Mayor Petty’s Sanctuary City Status Hits Family Of Four While Drunk Driving Possibly Breaking Mother’s Neck


    Undocumented Immigrant Protected By Mayor Petty’s Sanctuary City Status Hits Family Of Four While Drunk Driving Possibly Breaking Mother’s Neck Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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    Slugrakes Rob, Run Over Their Heroin Dealer, Junkie Busted In Prostitution Sting Getaway Driver Claims To Be Pregnant Veteran, Flips Out On Any Chick Who Posts On Her Lover’s Facebook Page


    Slugrakes Rob, Run Over Their Heroin Dealer, Junkie Busted In Prostitution Sting Getaway Driver Claims To Be Pregnant Veteran, Flips Out On Any Chick Who Posts On Her Lover’s Facebook…

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    Turtleboy Justice: Auburn Police Arrested Jerrell Sciarra After Reading Our Blog On The Violent Attack At Auburn High School


    This is what we like to call Turtleboy justice. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising…

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    11 Year Old Auburn Kid Made Up Story About Razor Blade In Candy Because Puberty Is One Hell Of A Drug


    We urge you to support the Turtleboy Sponsors by doing business with them. Without them none of this is possible: Wormtown Brewery, Union Tavern, Scavone Plumbing, Michael Gaffney, Bennie’s Cafe, Craftech Restoration, JJM Insurance, Smokestack Urban Barbecue, Attorney Michael…

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