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Auburn PD Should’ve Shot This Duke Of Ratchet Who Led Them On 100 MPH Chase, Reached For His Gun, And Now Claims The Cops Scared Him

Auburn PD Should’ve Shot This Duke Of Ratchet Who Led Them On 100 MPH Chase, Reached For His Gun, And Now Claims The Cops Scared Him

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See this? This is the story that Shaun King isn’t sharing on his Facebook page. This is the story that black lives matter terrorists will ignore. A police department in which an officer was assassinated at this time last year by a shithead at a traffic stop, once again finds themselves in a situation where a dangerous felon with a gun does something that EASILY would’ve justified lighting his ass up. He refused to remove his hands from his pockets. He had weapons in his car which he repeatedly tried to get back into. He resisted arrested. He did not respond to the taser. The world would be a safer place if he was shot.

But instead they put themselves and the general public at risk by getting into a high speed chase with him on the highway. What if this asshole, who clearly has no regard for human life, had killed someone by smashing into them? I don’t blame the cops for not shooting him. I blame a society in which cops are constantly second guessed every time they are forced to use their firearm.

Look, it’s pretty simple – if you don’t do what a cop tells you to do, you run the risk of getting shot. This is basic shit you learn when you’re five years old. If you fight with them, your chances of getting shot drastically increase. This isn’t brain surgery. It’s common sense. Too many of these choads think following a police officer’s orders is merely a suggestion. Totally optional. And 99% of the people that BLM rallies around were resisting arrest, willfully disobeying orders, or actively trying to enact harm on a police officer.

And check out his defense:

“He said he fled the scene because he knew he was in trouble and wanted to see his children again,” Stacer told the court. Mitchell’s defense attorney, Lynne Martin, also said her client was scared as the incident unfolded. “I think that the police officers frightened him more than the other way around,” she said. “He did panic.”

Translation – the media convinced me that all these cops will try to kill me because I’m black. Therefore it’s my right to resist arrest, or at the very least run for my life.

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Hey here’s an idea – he was scared of the cops because he knew they would arrest him. Ya know, because he had drugs and guns on him. Nah, that can’t be it. He probably figured they’d shoot him for no reason.

And why wouldn’t he use this defense? Just last year the Massachusetts State Judicial Supreme Court ruled that black men are allowed to run from the cops because they have a legitimate reason to fear for their lives. This is not hyperbole. It happened in real life:

“We do not eliminate flight as a factor in the reasonable suspicion analysis whenever a black male is the subject of an investigatory stop. However, in such circumstances, flight is not necessarily probative of a suspect’s state of mind or consciousness of guilt. Rather, the finding that black males in Boston are disproportionately and repeatedly targeted for FIO [Field Interrogation and Observation] encounters suggests a reason for flight totally unrelated to consciousness of guilt. Such an individual, when approached by the police, might just as easily be motivated by the desire to avoid the recurring indignity of being racially profiled as by the desire to hide criminal activity. Given this reality for black males in the city of Boston, a judge should, in appropriate cases, consider the report’s findings in weighing flight as a factor in the reasonable suspicion calculus.”

It’s an insane world we’re living in folks. This guy is probably just gonna end up getting a couple paddles with the wooden spoon before he heads home and sues the state for giving him a boo-boo. But this is why we fight at Turtleboy Sports. Because the mainstream media is lying to you, and we’re the only ones trying to shed light on the bullshit that we all see on a daily basis.



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18 Comment(s)
  • James McMahon
    October 29, 2020 at 2:06 pm

    Racist scumbags like u wouldn’t last a day where marqus and I grew up. He had a gun to stop thieves from jacking him. I guarantee u scumbags don’t say white kids doing the EXACT same don’t deserve to be shot. Go hide ur shell u spineless bastard. None of u would say shit to his face

  • B. Scott
    June 2, 2017 at 2:06 pm

    Cops pull trigger, make national headlines receive death threats and have their lives ruined.

    Don’t pull trigger, sjw’s don’t give a fuck because it doesn’t push their narrative.

    • Team Turtle
      June 3, 2017 at 12:31 am


  • SJWHater101
    June 1, 2017 at 10:23 pm

    Assholes like this shitfuck are the reason stereotypes exist, and continue to deepen the racial divide in America.

  • Big Raymond
    June 1, 2017 at 7:35 pm

    Marqus “the punk” Mitchel and peeps like him are who screws up society for the rest of us. Him and his fellow a$$hole criminals are the reason you can’t leave your windows open on a hot night. Hope he gets hard time, glad no innocents were mowed down in his insane 100 mph dash and crash. Can we outsource his punishment to China or Saudi? They might get through to him.

  • Thetolltrolll
    June 1, 2017 at 4:33 pm

    Well hello there Turtleboy, let me introduce myself. I’m a former stoolie and I think we may be seeing a lot of each other soon.

    • Turd Burglestein
      June 1, 2017 at 5:12 pm

      Welcome to the land of the turtle.

  • June 1, 2017 at 4:10 pm

    similar to what happened in South Carolina only now the cop is doing time because he shot”an unarmed black man in the back” what happened to “Halt or i’ll shoot”? is that obsolete,because sure as God made little kittycats,that officer in SC warned the “unarmed black man” who just kept on bookin’it,banking on the fact the white officer would not shoot-he lost,but now the officer is in the slammer

  • Barstoolsucks
    June 1, 2017 at 4:05 pm

    Address the barstool situation !

  • Dennis
    June 1, 2017 at 4:04 pm

    TB about to get a whole bunch of new page views. barstool is spinning downward

  • bigdaddy
    June 1, 2017 at 3:47 pm

    How many EBT cards he have on him?

  • Mick
    June 1, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    Resembles Lebron James, maybe a relative. Hopefully they both can get together and have a big cry.

  • Lou P
    June 1, 2017 at 3:02 pm

    Civilized society would be so much better without a non-contributor like this POS.
    I’m not saying he should have been shot by the police.
    Let’s put him to good use like sending him to the front lines in Iraq or Afghanistan where he can use his “piece” freely.

    • Turd Burglestein
      June 1, 2017 at 5:10 pm

      I’ll say it…He should have been shot by the police…right in the dick, so he can’t create any more welfare dependents.

  • Alexie
    June 1, 2017 at 2:33 pm

    And they didn’t shoot him, and things worked out OK? Man — you’d be a worse cop than you are a blogger.

    This blog is so washed up!

    • Let me up, I've had enough
      June 1, 2017 at 4:36 pm


    • Turd Burglestein
      June 1, 2017 at 5:09 pm

      Ahhhhh…go wash the sand outta your vagina.

    • Mr Butthurt
      June 2, 2017 at 3:43 pm

      Diesel fumes getting to you bitch

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