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Woo-ella Deville Who Stole 5 Week Old Puppy From Auburn Home And Ran Back To Worcester Is A Mother Of 2 Who Apparently Works In The Medical Field

Woo-ella Deville Who Stole 5 Week Old Puppy From Auburn Home And Ran Back To Worcester Is A Mother Of 2 Who Apparently Works In The Medical Field

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Here’s a winner from the Woo:

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When keeping it ratchet goes wrong! Love the picture of her on the tv screen in the background getting booked.

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Good God!! It’s Woo-ella Deville.

Hey moron, if you wanna steal a puppy, at least go to Laughlin Kennels. You’d be doing those puppies a favor. But seriously, how grimy do you have to be to pull a stunt like this and think you’re not gonna get caught? She’s an associate of the victim. In other words, she knows her name and can easily access her address and phone number. What was the plan here? Hope the victim just forgot she had a 5 week old bulldog in the house?

Oh, and this genius criminal is of course a mother of 2, and in the leas surprising news ever she bought her kids hatchimals:

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She’s apparently obsessed with dogs, so at lest she wasn’t planning on turning the poor puppy into a fur coat or trading it in for food stamps:

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This is apparently who she chooses to exchange bodily fluids with: Screen Shot 2017-03-20 at 12.16.41 PM

Chin strap and a flat brimmed hat? Well, you pass Amanda’s strict standards. Access to wonder box granted!!

Based on her profile pictures and work attire, it looks like she’s employed in some sort of hospital or medical center:

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And she’s very good at taking bathroom selfies:

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Oh, and since she’s a single mother of two, what are the odds she’s on some sort of government assistance? Just another All-Star Mom setting a great example for her children by stealing puppies from people she kind of knows in Auburn.


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26 Comment(s)
  • Maggie the Cat
    March 21, 2017 at 8:29 am

    Dear Mr. Stoo-Pit

    Thank you for your thoughtful post. I hope your chosen puppy “lives long and prospers”.

    I do, in fact, do volunteer work, and I donate to my chosen cause as well. If you don’t believe me, please send me your address and I will send you a letter from my chosen organization proving that I am a volunteer there.

    I hope you, too, find time in your busy, important life to do volunteer work. These organizations are always looking for more help. If you don’t have the time, you can always give money. Perhaps a donation that matches the cost of your purebred puppy would be appropriate.

  • anonymous
    March 21, 2017 at 5:39 am

    word on the street has it that she is in the hospital trying to avoid court on this matter…

  • Dunks
    March 20, 2017 at 11:03 pm

    She’s been nothing but a problem for her mom and dad her whole life I’ve known her sense she was in dippers two kids different fathers shocker

  • Maggie the Cat is Stoo Pit
    March 20, 2017 at 9:13 pm

    Maggie the Cat, you do realize how much of a dumb “cat lady” you sound like when you accuse purebred dog owners of having an ego based on the irrelevant fact they own a purebred dog.

    I respect that you are encouraging people to adopt dogs. I’m just tired of people who telling me what to do and how to live my life. If you want a free dog that has possibly learned bad habitats and may have other potential bad behavior issues, then God/Allah bless you and good for you; be sure to post it on your Fakebook page for everyone to see.

    I, however, prefer a purebred puppy that I can train and raise to be a great dog that I trust around my family.

    If you feel the need to make a difference, feel free to open YOUR wallet or volunteer YOUR free time towards the cause of your preference.

  • Wabbitt
    March 20, 2017 at 7:47 pm

    That poor dog has seen some shit in its short life.

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 20, 2017 at 5:08 pm

    She’s not all tatted up like most ratchets, but what are those 2 weird looking black bars on her arm in that one pic?

    • Ryan
      March 20, 2017 at 5:26 pm

      I think people call them bracelets.

      • Turd Burglestein
        March 20, 2017 at 6:27 pm

        Go back and look again…just above her elbow.

        • Turdle
          March 20, 2017 at 7:33 pm

          Its her Hair.

          • Turd Burglestein
            March 20, 2017 at 8:48 pm

            Bottom left picture. Those weird black rectangle bars on her arm is not her hair.

    • Emily
      March 20, 2017 at 10:35 pm

      It’s just crap stuck to the mirror

  • FatFingr Lou
    March 20, 2017 at 4:42 pm

    I thought this one was lifted from “The Drop”

    That’s a good lookin’ dog

  • Mr Butthurt
    March 20, 2017 at 4:31 pm


  • Buckwheat
    March 20, 2017 at 2:39 pm

    Dat puppy am looks like my dog Petey!

  • Maggie the Cat
    March 20, 2017 at 2:17 pm

    Sounds like the “victims” are running a puppy farm. $1,500 for a puppy?? Are they serious? I have had three absolutely wonderful dogs in my life, and they have all been mixed-breed dogs (which I got for free — I guess you could say I rescued them). I can’t believe the number of people who don’t know the problems of purebred dogs, especially the ones produced by amateur breeders who are only in it for the money. Even reputable breeders know what purebred dogs die younger than mixed-breed dogs and have many more medical problems. My three dogs all lived into their late teens. I know people who have bought purebred dogs only to see them die at 7 to 10 years of age. This stuff makes me sick.

    Then there’s the question of unreported income. Are these backyard breeders reporting the money they’re making to the tax authorities? Probably not. I’m not playing holier than thou here; my husband and I report all our income and pay taxes as required by law. We are all being robbed by these breeders.

    If your ego demands that you buy a purebred dog, look up the breed before you buy so you know what to expect. Better yet, get a rescue dog. They will be eternally grateful to you for giving them a home, because they know the difference between a cage in a shelter and a family that loves them.

    Now, if anyone out there is an IRS agent, can we get someone to look into these backyard breeders?

    • ZephyrCat
      March 20, 2017 at 2:30 pm

      Haha, are you serious? That would require effort. They don’t want to have to work for their income.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Kevi bashed in my skull
      March 20, 2017 at 3:55 pm

      No matter what estimates you hear about unreported income in this country, it is higher.

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 20, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    Wood do her.

  • Scott
    March 20, 2017 at 2:04 pm

    The police bulletin indicates the call came in just after midnight. Who is out buying/selling puppies just after midnight?

  • LLC
    March 20, 2017 at 1:44 pm

    Why oh why do these hag queens think they are even remotely pretty?


    • Lightning bug
      March 20, 2017 at 3:41 pm

      Because from the time they stopped pooping in a diaper their mothers told them they were princesses and queens.

  • ZephyrCat
    March 20, 2017 at 1:30 pm

    Actually, that is the most important thing, that the dog is ok. Give me a dog or cat over a person any day, any time. Or a bird, fish or reptile. I love animals. Mark Twain said it best: If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between dog and man.

  • Emily
    March 20, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    Glad the dog is safe

  • ZephyrCat
    March 20, 2017 at 12:41 pm

    Have people always been this self-centered and just have the technology to take pictures of themselves wherever they may go? Pretty soon people are just going to marry themselves. I know some have done it so it’ll be a thing soon. Think of Alex Rodriguez kissing the mirror picture. I just despise people.

    • Emily
      March 20, 2017 at 1:18 pm

      Exactly. Ask my grandson that question all the time and then say to him ” Are you afraid you’ll forget what you are going to look like in 5 minutes?”

    • wtatnuckgangsta
      March 20, 2017 at 6:47 pm

      A backlash is coming. One generation went too far with this selfie, entitlement crap and there’s a young group coming up who think it’s retarded. The baby boomers started this and it’s finally coming to an end. Things are going to be OK.

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