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    There’s A Guy On Top Of Union Station Garage Threatening To Jump

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    So this is happening right now:

    Don’t do it man!! I’m not happy about the Red Sox either, but there’s a lot to live for. Chick Fil-A is opening up in Worcester any day now. Jemele Hill got a 2 week suspension. Sarai Rivera is getting tossed out of office in a month. We got free yellow bikes everywhere. Turtleboy just went over 100,000 turtle riders on Facebook!!  Come on down and we’ll give you a free t-shirt. Promise.



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    1. Stunt Penis

      Its likely a junkie. The one-time cleanup cost of brain matter on the pavement is a small price to pay for the lifelong series of social welfare handouts we would be saved from.

      1. Alma

        You will be judged with the same measure of mercy you give to others.

    2. Alex

      Hope his demands include a Market Basket in Worcester.

      1. Ironhead Heywood

        Market Basket doesn’t pay out graft, so no.

        1. Ironhead Heywood

          And if you think this city won’t hold up Chick Filets licensing you’re crazy. Watch.

    3. Light one up

      What a dumbass. At best he’s going to be paralyzed and then he’s going to wish he was dead and won’t be able to do it and he’ll be stuck begging someone to pull the plug for the next 20 years. Tell the clown to go up higher next time.

    4. The Rant Queen

      Reminds me of Scary Movie: “What’re you waiting for, huh? What’re you waiting foooor?”

      “What am i waiting for? What am I waiting for?? FUCK YEEEEEW!”

    5. Craig Polewaczyk

      The complete lack of compassion and empathy doesn’t surprise me . It disappoints me , but it’s human nature . The fact that all the commenters use screen names shows the level of cowardice that is pervasive in Worcester society.

      1. R

        “Do a flip.”

        1. The Russian Judge

          I give it a 3.5… His legs came apart and he bent the knees at an improper angle… Also missed on the landing… disappointing all around.

      2. whatevuh

        The real issue is, if your life sucks this bad, I don’t give a fuck if you off yourself, go do it, just make a big splash, who the hell cares? I’ve got bigger issues in my life to worry about, then some stupid ass killing himself

      3. Mat

        I wouldn’t use a name dude wants to off himself let him how dare you shame other people because he wants to die what’s wrong with this world why is there no compassion for people that actually want to die lol

    6. Splat

      To the jumper….. you know a lot of people down here don’t think you have the balls to, Oh look he’s flying!

    7. whatevuh

      swan dive, and make it good!

    8. Jake

      Offer him a young hot hooker, if he comes down.

    9. Steven Stover

      People sometimes just want to change their lives but don’t know how. Pray for this person. Somewhere there is a solution.

      1. Alma

        Thank you Steven, for a kind and compassionate comment. Who knows what this guy might be going through? There but for the grace of God go I.
        TBS would be so much more enjoyable without the juvenile, callous comments.

    10. Kathleen

      Im a turtlerider and i want a t shirt

    11. EmfnT

      Jemele Hill got a 2 week suspension? For what?

      Now THAT is real news!

    12. Mat

      Oh Jeff hardy is there anything you won’t do a swanton bomb off of

    13. JL


    14. JimBob

      No one cares, he probably voted for Trump.

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