It’s going to be a long winter if you live in Worcester. Again. This is why we gave Ed Augustus a raise and a new contract a year before his old one was up. Because he’s just that good.
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The City of Worcester did a historically awful job plowing the roads last winter. Didn’t stop 9 of the 11 useless piles of poo who serve on the Worcester City Council from not only extending City Manager Ed Augustus’ job a full year before his current contract came to an end, but giving him a raise and a rating of EXCEEDS expectation. Not meets expectations. EXCEEDS!! And since you can be a complete fuck up and still get rewarded for your gross incompetence, it’s not really surprising that the first real snowfall of the year was another abortion sandwich in the making. Let’s take a look at two videos we found of people crossing the town line into West Boylston and from Worcester into Shrewsbury, to see just how hilariously awful a job they did. Again.
Here’s a car crossing from West Boylston into Worcester:
It’s like you’re traveling into East Berlin. Except the people who ran East Berlin would look at our City Council and admire the amount of corruption they can get away with. Then again, if the Russians had Jim McGovern the Soviet Union might still exist. I mean just look at the difference:
That right there is a fucking joke. This is what we pay Ed Augustus $250,000 a year to do. This happened right during the middle of a tax battle at City Hall. And as usual Mike Gaffney is leading the charge against a tax increase, while Joe Petty, Kate Toomey, and the rest of the slob patrol is trying to increase taxes. Because as you can see, tax dollars in Worcester are always well spent. Always.
Meanwhile, here’s what it looks like crossing from Lincoln Street into Shrewsbury:
Once again, Shrewsbury
“Exceeds expectations.” Not meets. Exceeds.
Notice in that video the plows are turning around in the road to plow the other side of the road, which is perfectly navigable. It also means they JUST plowed the shitty side of the street, and it still looks like Santa Claus took a dump all over it. To make matters worse we witnessed multiple plows with two people in them. Because why would they put two guys in separate plows when they could have one guy sitting in the passenger seat reading the Huffington Post?
Here’s the email address for Ed Augustus: [email protected]. Feel free to email him with your thoughts about this and mention the debauchery you witnessed in this blog. This man gets five times the salary of a teacher. He is not an elected official. He was appointed City Manager because he’s a well connected politician who put in his time working for the Jim McGovern Crime Family. Even if you don’t live in Worcester, just email him and be like, “Dude, you’re a joke. Get your shit together. This is reason number 539 I would never even consider leaving my town and moving to Worcester.”
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