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Watching Alyssa Milano And The Woke Patrol Crumble In Front Of Our Eyes Over Jussie Smollet Lying Is The Most Satisfying Thing I’ve Ever Seen

 

I’m enjoying watching the Jussie Smollett story crumble in front of my eyes way too much. I’d brag about predicting this when it first happened, but pretty much everyone else with a brain did as well. Except the only people who were allowed to say it out loud were conservatives because conservatives don’t give a shit if you call them racist or homophobic. We are completely immune to it at this point. It means nothing, so we’re free to do something crazy – ask questions.

As it begins to crumble it’s amazing to watch all the people who blindly believed his story react to it. Leading Democratic Presidential candidate Kamala Harris used the lie to attack Trump and advance an anti-lynching bill.

When asked about it today she pretended like she didn’t know what it was and said she wanted to wait for FACKS to come out.

Corey Booker called it a modern-day lynching.

When asked about it the other day he also said he wanted to wait on more FACKS to come out, but added that the biggest problem in the country was really white supremacy.

In other words, he completely changed the subject to deflect from his dishonesty. This guy is such a worthless piece of shit. It boggles my mind how anyone can consider voting for a democrat in 2020. This is what they’re offering.

It’s so funny that these frauds who didn’t need to wait for FACKS when it came to Kavanaugh, Covington, or the original Jussie Smollett lie, all of a sudden can’t say anything until more FACKS come out. Even though we already know the FACKS – he lied.

Nancy Pelosi tweeted about it but her tweet is now gone. She said nothing and refused to address it because saying sorry isn’t something these people know how to do.

Alyssa Milano had this to say at first.

Because she’s batshit insane and the stupidest person on the Internet.

Here’s what she had to say yesterday. Warning – you will likely laugh out loud while reading this to yourself in white girl voice.

“To fuck with all of us by playing into our weaknesses.”

You got that right girlfriend. Truest thing she’s ever said. He knew EXACTLY what your weakness was – Trump. He knew he could tell the most unbelievably false story and you would eat that shit up anyway because you have completely bought into the bullshit that there are klansmen everywhere lynching marginalized people because Trump is President. That’s how fucking STUPID you are. You’ll believe that Christine Blasey-Ford can’t remember anything about a night 36 years ago except for Kavanaugh. You’ll believe that a kid smirking is a national crisis. You will literally believe anything.

Watching her compose that tweet was like imagining a bunch of monkeys writing on a chalkboard in her brain, except the monkeys are high on PCP.

No one could be that hurtful, right guys? Like, why would he stage this? RIGHT!!!??? Someone tell me this is still true!! I want the hate crime to be true so freaking badly!!

Jesus H. Christ. These people are living on a different planet from the rest of us. Why would he fake it? Because no one knew who Jussie Smollett was before this and now we do. He had a million reasons to do this:

  1. Victimization is cool now.
  2. He HATES Donald Trump and desperately wanted to prove that Trump causes hate crimes.
  3. He was being written off of Empire.
  4. He’s an actor and is paid to fake shit for a living.
  5. He’s a narcissist.
  6. He wanted to lead the “discussion” that never ends about race.
  7. His first attempt at a fake hate crime didn’t get the attention he thought it would. Remember this?

That came in the mail a week before the failed lynching. No one heard about it so he upped the anti. We called from the get go, as did many turtle riders, because we have the smartest fans on the planet.

Turns out the Nigerian brothers had a bunch of magazines in their apartment with those exact letters cut out of it. Before all they could get him on was filing a false police report. Now that he’s fucked with the mail it’s a federal crime. He’s fucked, and it couldn’t happen to a bigger smug prick.

The best part is that all he had no reason to hire these Nigerian dudes. He could’ve just lied and said he got beat up by Trump supporters. No one would believe him but the cops would never be able to prove he was lying. Now they have two witnesses who can testify against him because he wanted to dramatize it and get it on film. He played with fire and got burnt. Hope it stings bitch. You deserve to be sad and miserable the rest of your pathetic existence.

 

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42 Comment(s)
  • warpedhead
    February 21, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    “Only in America, a black man hires two black men to pretend to be two white men that commit a racist act on a black man, then hires two white men to defend him.”

  • New Dealer
    February 19, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    Imagine being -upset- that the Jussie story turned out / is turning out to be a big steaming pile of horse shit, and that Brown Shirt-style racially-motivated attacks in this country are actually appreciably rare…

  • Dan Rather
    February 19, 2019 at 11:04 am

    Fake but accurate.

  • Muffy Diver
    February 19, 2019 at 10:01 am

    Sooner or later even the bored, suburban Boston yoga moms who had voted for Obama because it was the stylish, hip thing to do will look at this sort of horseshit and say “what in the Hell is wrong with Democrats?” The entire Party has officially gone off the rails with no signs of it getting back on anytime soon.

    • Adam H
      February 19, 2019 at 12:53 pm

      “Can you believe these hate crimes are on the rise?!”

      “Noooo they aren’t.”

      “Well you could imagine what it would be like if they were, though.”

  • General Burkhalter
    February 19, 2019 at 9:54 am

    Nothing more satisfying than seeing the left implode!

  • Lance Bolt
    February 19, 2019 at 9:36 am

    Gay faget Democrats never go to jail no matter what they …..do end of story ……

  • Iraqistan Vet
    February 19, 2019 at 9:34 am

    Who even knew this douchebag existed prior to the fake hate crime. Love watching these scumbags fail

  • Mr.? Gabe Murchison
    February 19, 2019 at 9:34 am

    Since no one will hire Alyssa Milano, she tries to be the wokest actress on social media to stay relevant.

    Kamala Harris’ reaction makes me think her staff does her tweeting. No one could look that thrown for a loop. How hard would it be to say, “I jumped to conclusions, like many others and was fooled. I’m sorry and will learn from my mistake.” Do you know how much support she would have gotten? Even the Reverend Al Sharpton said he should be prosecuted.

    When a race baiter like Reverend Al is beating you to the punch, there’s a problem.

    Also, why can’t people say I’m sorry? They say instead, I apologize.

    Warren, Klobuchar, Harris, Gillenbrand, Booker are absolutely delusional. All of their campaigns drip with nothing but ego and ambition. Disgraceful

  • Richyrich
    February 19, 2019 at 9:33 am

    Remember Fonzie being unable to say “I was wrong”? The big shot Dems that jumped on this won’t say it either. This is the kind of issue they had to chime in about early and loudly. What else could they do? To not condemn this fake attack would be political suicide. When Al Sharpton turns his back on you, you’re screwed.

  • Backdoor Man
    February 19, 2019 at 9:33 am

    What Alyssa Milano needs is a good old-fashioned butt-fucking – and I’m the right guy for the job!

    • Corinth Arkadin
      March 3, 2019 at 5:45 pm

      My cousin told me that Millano was tremendous coke-head when she would come to the Electric Factory in Philly in the 90’s and did more than a few lines with him.

      He also told me she smoked a mean pole–he knew this from personal experience.

  • z
    February 19, 2019 at 8:47 am

    Alyssa Milano will get played the next time just like this time.
    And the time after that, and after that.

    There’s a guy: Andy Ngo which who’s very name will offend some people here (Hint: he isn’t white).
    He currently has at near the top of the Twitter feed a list of Hoax Hate Crimes.
    There’s been so many, I’d forgotten most of them.

    I’m too lazy to correlate the hoaxes with Milanos reactions on Twitter. I’m betting she was all in
    on all of them.

    It’s says he’s hooked up with a web site called Quilette.
    One of the links on that page:

    A Witch-Hunt on Instagram
    Published by Kathrine Jebsen Moore
    “Knitting is just so white. Let’s hope it gets better.” I overheard this puzzling remark in my local yarn store in Edinburgh, Scotland, last week. The store is in…

    • Fuck activists and sjw's
      February 19, 2019 at 9:16 am

      Andy Ngo is a great follow. He is a real journalist throwing himself at the front lines of sjw’s. they hate him. He’s also gay and a minority which infuriates the far left even more. His fake hate crime thread is great. Also should watch his vids on antifa events in portland oregon, those are great too

      • z
        February 19, 2019 at 9:30 am

        Thanks.
        I don’t do Twitter, but I subscribed to his Youtube channel. That way I’ll see his name and it will remind me about Twitter.

        I think I came across his name on Ace of Spades HQ.
        The morning gorilla “The Morning Rant” and pierced monkey photos with comments crack me up.

    • z
      February 19, 2019 at 9:22 am

      More on Quilette
      This was the top article:

      The Internet Locusts Descend on Ristretto Roasters

      Honest to god it sounds just the Mt Holyoke in school Cafe Shop shit fest from last year.

      “We believe it is a business owner’s responsibility to create a safe and supportive working environment for their employees. Invalidating assault survivors throws into question the safety of Ristretto Roasters as a workplace and has the potential to create a demoralizing and hostile environment for employees and customers alike. This cannot be tolerated.”

  • Ruby
    February 19, 2019 at 8:46 am

    What ever happened to the big investigation into the horrible messages of hate at the Tynan school in South Boston? Calling on Mayor Marty and the rest of the phony pols who know the crime was committed by the black janitor.

    • The angry taint
      February 19, 2019 at 1:23 pm

      ruby, he still works there! can you fucking believe that, he got suspended but i heard his dad is like a higher up in the janitors union?( not sure). most of us would be looking for a McDonalds job if we did that

  • Kamala Polished Willie's Knob
    February 19, 2019 at 8:26 am

    Ms. Milano is a full fledged wackado nutjob and her diagnosis is TDS, her prognosis isn’t looking too good.

    • Captain Trips
      February 19, 2019 at 1:52 pm

      Milano’s never lived in the real world. She was in movies at an early age. She’s been coddled her entire life. She’s never had to worry how the next bill gets paid, never lived in a bad area, never worked lousy shit jobs. She’s a perfect example of fantasy-land.

  • Independent Thinker
    February 19, 2019 at 8:15 am

    Alyssa, your job is to entertain me, not to tell me how to think, or how to vote.

    As for the washed up actor who staged this attack, charges need to be filed against him. People’s lives could have been in danger as a result of this. It is a serious matter.

  • The angry taint
    February 19, 2019 at 8:03 am

    That Kamala video is fucking gold watching her stumble and bumble around the question

    • Y
      February 19, 2019 at 10:22 am

      Something a lot of people aren’t reporting on the fact that Smollet worked on Kamala’s team. She introduced this totally outdated lynching legislation, it gets held up in the process. This liar pulls this stunt. Kamala’s Bill gets fast tracked due to the Smollet story. Seems fishy doesn’t it?

  • WeRFuked
    February 19, 2019 at 7:32 am

    Watch…
    He’ll kill himself.
    Then everyone will blame it on Trump.

  • Turtle Rider
    February 19, 2019 at 7:02 am

    Hopefully this means lynching remains legal! Trump should veto!

    • WeRFuked
      February 19, 2019 at 7:45 am

      This post means you’re an asshole. Did TBS write something about you or your heroin addicted mother? Well they’ve never written about me, because I’m not a loser. Or an asshole.

      Most articles are about people like you or your mom. But TBS will throw in a puff piece every once in a while.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    February 19, 2019 at 6:42 am

    Poor Jussie. He orchestrated his own demise. Hope the royalties will get him through life. Oh Hollywood won’t abandon him right away, but as the ratings drop with any show he will be involved in, when the sponsors pull out, he will fade away. Hollywood eats their own eventually.

  • Grand Kleagle
    February 19, 2019 at 6:41 am

    I didn’t know lynching was legal. Sign me up!

  • whatevuh
    February 19, 2019 at 6:33 am

    nothing will happen to him, his lawyers will spin it because he’s a gay black man, the most oppressed thing there is . . . . he’ll end up more famous from it ie: mental illness

  • JimmyBooms
    February 19, 2019 at 6:12 am

    In the letter with the drawing is Jussie supposed to be the baby or the Palm tree thing? Either way it’s a fantastic and lifelike depection of Jussie and maybe his brother Jazzy. You know if you name 2 of your kids Jazzy and Jussie they are going to have a lot of dicks in their mouth, that’s just science.

  • Wrong is the new Right
    February 19, 2019 at 6:11 am

    Yesterday on the view (I think, it was a bunch of woman bitching) one of ladies said “Even if he did make this up I’mma still support him….. Because he started a conversation we need to be having anyways.”

    This world.

    • z
      February 19, 2019 at 8:39 am

      Of course they continue to support him. When in doubt use the words “But” + “Conversation”.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      February 19, 2019 at 1:38 pm

      Yea, cunty one-sided conversation. LOL

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    February 19, 2019 at 5:41 am

    Kaepernick was rewarded with 80 million dollars for taking a steaming dump on our country. This piece of garbage is now famous and will be a perpetual victim/activist. He will never go away. Think Al Sharpton after Tawana Brawley. It made his career. Same thing here I’m afraid.

    Social Media is Cancer

    • Ghost if Steve Grogan even though he’s alive
      February 19, 2019 at 8:09 am

      So true. This is more disgusting than anything. Fuck the NFL for caving to this giant piece of shit and his scumbag lawyers
      I hope Karma isn’t done yet this year.

    • Big Wick
      February 19, 2019 at 10:33 am

      My thoughts exactly, re: the Tawana Brawley “shit.” 😉

      Very early in the Smollett story, Rev Sharpton got involved and was “investigating.” To his credit, he is now saying Jussie should “face accountability to the maximum” if he made up a hate crime. (Thanks, Fox News). He got so royally burned by Brawley, he learned how to smell a … rat, yeah, that’s it.

  • Jussie Smolett's Alter Ego
    February 19, 2019 at 4:36 am

    Watching the left crumble is as good as watching them eat their own. Anyone who believed this story was just too deep into their feelz and mindlessly believes every word the lying Dems say without thinking for themselves. I hope he bought himself a long jail sentence but we already know there are two sets of laws on the books. HRC and the rest of the swamp taught us that.

  • Y
    February 19, 2019 at 12:30 am

    He better receive the maximum penalties (state and federal), and he better be banished from Hollywood (doubtful), not martyred.
    This guy wasted much needed time and resources, and he tried to make half the country look racist and homophobic.
    Put a stop to this madness and make an example of him.
    There have been way too many fake hate crimes, and each one only furthers the divide in this country.

    • Boognish was rising up from the mist
      February 19, 2019 at 1:13 am

      Your right, he should be made an example of.

      But you know that’s not happening. The left will spin some new narrative around this guy and still try and make him look like a victim.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      February 19, 2019 at 1:47 pm

      Nah. He should just step in front of the el and be done with it. That way no more wasted tax payer money. Funeral and a couple GoFundmes for funeral expenses and then he’s forgotten.

    • You Are Toast
      February 19, 2019 at 2:51 pm

      I fell on the floor laughing when I read they had the magazines Smollett used for the Anthrax Hoax. What started out as a local Chicago false report is instantly a federal terrorism charge.

  • oj simpson
    February 19, 2019 at 12:21 am

    coonfag like randall guy

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