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    White Chick Journalist From SB Nation Tells Black Man David Ortiz That He’s Racist For Laughing At Gronk’s Racist Jokes

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    Yesterday we blogged about Gronk’s roast of David Ortiz. It was everything you dreamed it would be an more. Maximum offensiveness. He took shots at pretty much everyone – white people, black people, Jews, women, Latinos, Falcons, etc.

    But of course anyone who understands the concept of a roast knows that this is how a roast works.

    But this is 2017 and no one understands what a joke is anymore. That’s why the funny police exist – to tell people what they can and cannot laugh at without being a bigot. And by “funny police” I mean “suburban virtue signaling white women.” That’ where SB Nation comes in. Sports Blog Nation is the ugly stepchild of Bleacher Report. They’re a blog that makes money by hiring as many reporters as they can at the cheapest price and paying them to produce clickbait content in order to increase page views. It’s the definition of quantity over quality.

    As a result many of the people who they hire are SJW morons. Like in January when some random rich chick from Lincoln, MA named Charlotte Wilder wrote this article claiming that Patriot fans were no longer rooting for the team because their quarterback may have voted for Donald Trump.

    This is Jeanna Thomas of the SBNation:

     

    As you can see she is a bootleg Brandi Love from Atlanta, who obviously has not gotten over the fact that her team choked away the Super Bowl against the Patriots. And yesterday she published this article informing the world that we were all racist, sexist, and anti-semitic for laughing at funny jokes:

    The good news is that all of the proceeds from a recent roast of David Ortiz went to Big Papi’s charity for children. But that’s where the good news ends. The bad news is that Rob Gronkowski and others made such horribly racist, sexist, and anti-Semitic jokes that NESN was forced to cancel its broadcast of the show, according to the Boston Globe. Gronkowski’s contributions to the roast were painfully cruel, based on video obtained by Boston.com. He directed a racist taunt at actor Anthony Mackie, who plays Falcon in Marvel’s Captain America and Avengers films.

    He didn’t stop there. That was followed by an anti-Semitic comment and sexist jokes about promiscuity and incest directed at comedian Sarah Tiana. Tiana was a target of Gronkowski’s, but she also threw out a racist barb about the Orioles’ Adam Jones, according to the Boston Globe. Jones was called a racial slur repeatedly at Fenway Park this season.

     Comedian Josh Wolf, who hosted the roast, called the backlash about the tone of the jokes “ridiculous.” “The only reason Rob’s name is being put in this is because he’s Rob Gronkowski,” Wolf said, via WEEI. “Compared to the rest of us, he was tame. But you know, TMZ doesn’t get any clicks if they say, ‘Josh Wolf went over the line.’ It’s all about clicks. He did what we asked him to do.”  

    The backlash is not ridiculous. It’s appropriate. NESN made the right call to pull the broadcast. Boston has a history of and a reputation for racism. This controversy doesn’t help.

    Newsflash ding-dong – jokes at a roast by definition are “painfully cruel.” The whole purpose of a roast is to be cruel while infusing comedy. Gotta love how she starts off by making Sarah Tiana a victim of Gronk’s sexism because he made a tag team joke. Then in her next breath Sarah Tiana is the bad guy because she made a joke about Adam Jones. It’s almost as if Sarah Tiana was never offended to begin with because she’s an adult who understood she was at a roast.

    Nevertheless this southern white woman is here to inform her and everyone else who may have thought this was funny, that it is NOT appropriate, and NOT ridiculous to take offense to some harmless jokes. You are the problem, not her. Oh, and of course Boston is a racist city. Because no one from outside Boston can ever write a story about Boston fandom without bringing up busing riots in 1974.

    Anyway, we had to call her out on it on the Twitter machine. First she informed the world that she had to cancel her breaking stories about tacos to write about Gronk’s racist jokes, and remind everyone what a TERRIBLE time it is to be alive:

    Hmmmmm….a white woman writing about tacos? Sounds like cultural appropriation to me. But I’m sure the people who lived through World War 2 in Europe could empathize with her about what a terrible time it is to be alive in America 2017.

    Turns out she used to like Gronk:

    Good point Jeanna. Prior to this event Gronk was a choir boy who never, ever said or did anything inappropriate.

    Ever.

    Anyway, the only thing that matters is that David Ortiz, the black guy being roasted, thought it was funny. Therefore white SJWs like Jeanna Thomas have to be offended for them. Don’t worry though – it’s totally not racist to tell black people like David Ortiz what they can and cannot laugh at:

    Uh-oh!! Sounds like Jeanna Thomas has a bad case of whitesplaining!

    The problem is it’s hard to be offended if you’re not a racial minority yourself. Don’t worry – Jeanna has that covered:

    Oh look, another white chick who got scammed by AncestryDNA.com. LOL. I love it. I love how Elizabeth Warren has made this a thing for progressive white chicks. You can’t say you’re black or Latino because that’s too obvious. But pretty much anyone can say they’re 1/8 Cherokee and still play the race card.

    Does she even know what a roast is?

    But wait……David Ortiz was laughing at the jokes too. Guess that means he’s a bigot as well. Thanks for clearing that up white lady!!

    She’d rather not be alive right now because people laugh at jokes:

    Finally she did what all SJWs do when they’re confronted with logic, reason, and facts – ran to her safe space:

    Better stay there for a while Jeanna. I’ll let you know when the coast is clear and standup comics agree to check in with you before delivering jokes at a celebrity roast.

     

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    1. JoeMomma


      She knows what stupidity is too….she see’s it every time she looks in a mirror.

    2. I'm better than you


      0bviously you bigots need to be educated. That’s the problem with this blog and ignorant racists in general, you don’t even know what’s offensive. People are brought up tolerating one another when they should instead reach an understanding of why they shouldn’t.

    3. Stunt Pennie


      She could kneel in front of my waist any time.

    4. Erin


      I read Turtleboy to find a fresh take on the news, like the car insurance scam or the awful snow plowing in Worcester. But then you hire a bunch of people to write facebook digging stories. It’s funny how you criticize SB Nation or Barstool for being more quantity than quality or for being juvenile, yet you don’t realize you’re slowly becoming a clone of those sites.

    5. When You're right


      She does look just like Brandi Love! Pornhub here I cum.

    6. WHATEVUH


      her mother should have swallowed . . .

    7. Pocahontas


      Omg! Thank you so much for putting white girls claiming to be Native on blast! It is so fucking annoying. I truly am a biracial native American/white woman who’s Mom grew up on a reservation and Sault Ste Marie Michigan. Nothing is more obnoxious than some giddy little blonde claiming to be Native to gain some sort of leverage!
      Barf!

      1. JoeMomma


        But Lying Liz is only an Indian when it can get her something….

    8. Savage Squaw Bitch


      It’s always the stupid blonde white bitches who claim to be INDIAN. Lol, what indian says “native american”? The fake, white ones, that’s who. 😀

      1. Pocahontas


        I was hoping you’d join the conversation. I just referred to myself and my Chippewa mother as Native American as it is the only accurate term available . What true native calls themselves Indian? Better yet, what self-respecting native woman would refer to themselves as “squaw”? One who is the definition of a squaw. A CUNT!

        1. wabbitt


          Don’t most First Nations peoples refer to themselves not as Indians or Native Americans, but by their tribe? So someone would say they’re Nipmuc, or Mohawk, or Cherokee. Not Native American.

    9. BobnMic


      Just another Millennial that never took the diapers off.

    10. J-Dub


      “Bootleg Brandi Love” – for the win.

    11. wabbitt


      Calling her a bootleg Brandi Love is an insult to hot MILF porn stars with big fake tits everywhere. Plus Brandi isn’t a frothing idiot SJW – she supports the cops and thinks black lives matter is the fucking joke that it is.

    12. MadameMidlifeCrisis


      Ha! She’s Native American??? Let me guess, her tribal name is May-O-Naize.

    13. J-Dub


      Before my return to TBS, I hit this story on Dubsism…
      https://dubsism.com/2017/06/29/signs-we-are-near-the-end-of-civilization-gronk-says-something-outrageous-people-are-shocked/

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