Let’s see how things are going in Chicopee today.
Nineteen years old and still in high school. Welcome to Chicopee. And whatever you do, don’t unbutton that top button homes. Very west coast of you. Also, if your school has the word “Academy” in it, then you go to the school for the fucked up kids who burn shit. A place where 19 year old men think it’s funny to play cops and robbers with staplers.
I figured we could all agree that this douchebag was the poster child for everything that is wrong with America. The mere fact that he’s 19 years old, still in school, and his primary goal isn’t doing everything he can do to graduate and get the fuck out of high school, tells me everything I need to know about him.
But this is Chicopee, so there were no shortage of bleeding hearts lining up to make excuses for him.
Oh yea, he’s just a grown ass man playing “jokes” by leading people to believe he was orchestrating a school shooting. Shit’s hilarious dog! Get it??
What the fuck is wrong with these people? Nineteen is not a child. Nineteen is when you go to Iwo Jima and raise flags on top of mountains. Maybe if we stopped making excuses for maggots like this they’d stop being maggots.
Then there was this one.
“We as parents need to educate our children that all actions have consequences.”
Completely agree. In this case the action of pretending to have a gun and putting the school into lockdown comes with the consequence of an arrest and a long overdue public shaming. And yes, I will absolutely pass judgement on a 19 year old who is still in high school. Every. Single. Time.
Here’s another rocket scientist.
Yea, the teacher is the one who pulled the false alarm. Not the guy who pretended to point guns into classrooms during an era when school shootings seem to be in the news every other week.
And this one too….
Good point Bo-bo. The real problem here is that society is judging. Some people might say the problem is a grown man who is still in high school and hangs out with minors while roaming the hallways causing mass panic. But those people are dumb af!
A lot of this going around too.
“We” ruined someone’s life? Sorry dude, ain’t no “we” here. He did this. He thought it was funny because he’s obviously a fucking moron, and now he knows that it’s actually a very big deal. The good news is he goes to the school for kids who burn shit so his future was selling dime bags in Holyoke anyway. This shouldn’t deter that.
This one was my personal favorite.
Newsflash Sheila – your kid is 100% trouble. If high school is “overwhelming” for your kid, that’s code for “my crotch fruit couldn’t behave and shut the fuck up in a public school for regular kids.” He “thrives” in a small class structure because it’s easier to keep an eye on him in his prison/school. The mere fact that you believe your kid deserves one on one attention, without considering the cost it was be for the taxpayers if every kid needed one on one attention from a teacher, explains why your kid ended up in this school in the first place.
And if you needed further evidence that this kid is a dickhead, look who showed up in the comments.
If you have to try to get out of high school then you are already a complete and total failure. But congrats for not dropping out when you were 15. You’re obviously going places young man!
He seems to not understand how court works.
Yea, that’s called an arraignment son. Just because they let you walk out of the courtroom when it was over doesn’t mean the charges are actually dropped.
Obviously this is a quality individual who needs more chances in life.
He also posted the link to his arrest on his own page, and he had a lot of brilliant commentary to accompany it.
He also says that he might still be in school when he’s 21, but either way he’s gonna be rich and inspire your grandkids and buy your daughter a house.
“dint even made it pass 9th grade.”
Does this look a guy and sound like a guy who didn’t fly through the 9th grade on his third try?
He just kept going.
His sister had his back too.
“Dats not fucking fare cuz…”
The fact that the only words these creatures can spell right are the swears is my favorite part of their existence.
Anyway, if Staples Sanchez wants to come on the live show this weekend to explain his side of the story we would love to have him on. Hit me up dog!
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