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2 Female New York Times Reporters Want You To Believe That Brett Kavanaugh Let His Male Friends Grab His Dick And Place It Into The Hands Of A Woman  


I’ll never forget, and I’ll never forgive those responsible for dragging Bret Kavanaugh through the mud last year and accusing the married father of two of being a violent serial gang rapist without the slightest bit of evidence to corroborate any of their claims. I’ll never forget Lindsay Graham’s speech when finally he realized what everyone else with a brain did about this charade. I’ll never forget that sackless waste of space Jeff Flake, and how he cowered in an elevator like the little bitch that he will always be, because some crazed psycho broad was screaming at him. More than anything I’ll never forget that this is what the modern day left stands for – they will destroy your life and everyone in it if you stand in their way of complete and total control.

That’s all the Kavanaugh hearings actually were. Deep down almost all of them knew he was completely innocent. They knew that all of the things they actually had on him (drinking in high school, partying, hooking up with chicks) is something that each and every single one of them has partaken in. But he wanted to be on the Supreme Court and they didn’t like his opinions on abortion (which aren’t nearly as conservative as Neil Gorsuch, who received no protests) so they decided to make up a bunch of shit and ruin his life. They will do this to you and anyone else who gets in their way, and I will never, ever, ever forget that. Ever.

A year after dragging this innocent man through the mud the New York Times published another smear this weekend. It’s not the story of Christine Blasey-Ford though, it’s a follow up, year long “investigation” into the allegations made by liar #2, Debbie Ramirez. You can read it here, or read my summary:

  • Debbie Ramirez went to Yale but she grew up Puerto Rican, poor, and sexually inexperienced, therefore she’s the good guy
  • Bret Kavanaugh went to Yale but he grew up white, privileged, rich, and sexually active, therefore he’s a gang rapist

But there’s one new HUGE bombshell – they interviewed two people who they didn’t name, and these two people talked to another guy who the New York Times didn’t interview, and he had a crazy story to tell about Bret Kavanaugh at Yale:

We also uncovered a previously unreported story about Mr. Kavanaugh in his freshman year that echoes Ms. Ramirez’s allegation. A classmate, Max Stier, saw Mr. Kavanaugh with his pants down at a different drunken dorm party, where friends pushed his penis into the hand of a female student. Mr. Stier, who runs a nonprofit organization in Washington, notified senators and the F.B.I. about this account, but the F.B.I. did not investigate and Mr. Stier has declined to discuss it publicly. (We corroborated the story with two officials who have communicated with Mr. Stier.)

I had to read this a few times to realize just how truly stupid someone would have to be to believe it. Let me break it down for you:

  • Max Stier, who was not interviewed directly, but who they claim confided with 2 unnamed sources, saw Bret Kavanaugh standing at a party with his pants down and his dick out
  • Bret Kavanaugh’s unnamed friends then brought in an unnamed female student (who has not come forward) and HIS FRIENDS grabbed Kavanaugh’s dick (which I’m assuming was erect, but could’ve possibly been flaccid since the NYT didn’t elaborate) and placed it into the hands of the unwilling female student who made no attempt to leave or ask them to stop
  • Bret Kavanaugh did not want to actually bust a nut though, because apparently he just enjoys the concept of blue balls and takes strange pleasure in having his friends grab his dick and momentarily place it into the hands of a woman who will not beat his dick to a climax

How stupid do you have to be to believe this? Seriously. No man in the world can possibly think this is true. Maybe some women do because they don’t know what it’s like to have dicks. But no man would ever let his friends GRAB HIS COCK and place it in the hands of a woman.

All this is is a failed attempt by two female journalists (because no male journalist can possibly imagine this scenario playing out) to paint the picture of Yale’s party scene as a cliche Animal House style rape factory.

“Hey bro, I dig chicks so much that I want you to grab my dick and put it in this chick’s hand. Sure, I could do that myself, but I prefer when my bros do it. Because….fuck chicks!!”

This is what they want us to believe happened. It’s so, so stupid that I’m embarrassed that anyone could possibly believe it.

But wait, there’s more….

Two F.B.I. agents interviewed Ms. Ramirez, telling her that they found her “credible.” But the Republican-controlled Senate had imposed strict limits on the investigation. “‘We have to wait to get authorization to do anything else,’” Bill Pittard, one of Ms. Ramirez’s lawyers, recalled the agents saying. “It was almost a little apologetic.”

Oh OK. Two unnamed FBI agents found her “credible.” Is there any word with less meaning right now than “credible?” I remember when they started throwing this word around last year and I thought it meant something. But to these people “credible” is just a racist dog whistle for, “we believe this one because she’s white and doesn’t appear to be ratchet.” Ya know who no one ever used that word for? Anita Hill. Or Monica Lewinsky. Or Juanita Broderick. The only “credible” person was the rich white political activist from Silicon Valley who told so many versions of her story and every single one of her friends called her a liar too.

Yet pretty much every presidential candidate (except for Biden, and they will murder him for this one before he eventually gets in line too) has called for Kavanaugh’s impeachment because of these “new” allegations (which are really just the same as the old, baseless allegations).

Meanwhile, Amy Klobuchar has assaulted more women in her senate office than Kavanaugh has.

This idiot has 200,000 followers on Twitter, and she’s comparing a made up story about a man having his friends place his own dick in a woman’s unwilling hands, and this

Boys kissing and pretending to choke a cardboard cutout. Totes the same thing as sexual assault, just without the pulse and three dimensions.

This is what they will do to you if you get in their way. This is what they will do to your sons and your fathers if they get in their way. They don’t give a fuck if your kids are reading it. They don’t give a shit if you’re actually innocent. They just see that you are in the way of them gaining and maintaining power, and for that you need to be destroyed. Never forget that next year when you go to vote, especially if you live in New Hampshire.





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55 Comment(s)
  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 17, 2019 at 9:44 am

    No man lets other guys handle his dick…NEVAH!

    Unless youre at Pete Buttpluggs house…

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Party on Wayne!
    September 16, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    Every time I see a picture of Dr. Ford I can’t help thinking about Dana Carvey as Garth from Wayne’s World.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      September 18, 2019 at 4:00 pm

      Damm, that’s pretty fucking accurate.

  • JC
    September 16, 2019 at 9:01 pm

    I totally believed this story as that’s exactly how most Rob Jeremy movies start. Life imitating art. LOL

    • JC
      September 16, 2019 at 9:03 pm

      Of course I meant to type RON Hahahahaha

  • Authentic is back
    September 16, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    Brett’s old gals remember well;
    And now they want him to burn in Hell.

    As for me?
    One “Outta jail free”

    And i’d never, ever kiss and tell.

  • left wondering
    September 16, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    God this guy must have a monster cock. It’s always the topic of conversation and it’s being handed off by his pals. Damn… to have no control over your own cock. idk where it was, chad handed it over there pushed it on her. i’m getting turned on thinking about this. i wish i was at one of these parties i wouldve loved be in the middle of all of that. a girl can dream right. #bifantasy

  • Typical Dems
    September 16, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    This sounds more like a George Stephanopoulos vivid high school memory story.

  • Ibita
    September 16, 2019 at 11:35 am

    You’re beyond idiotic, idgaf about debating this topic but the article says his friends pushed him to put his penis into a females hand at a party. Like he had it out and someone shoved him to make a female touch it. NOWHERE DOES IT SAY THAT HIS FRIENDS PHYSICALLY PUT HIS PENIS IN A GIRLS HAND. Your “opinion” isn’t even based on having accurately read the article and the title uses misinformation to persuade people to agree with you. It’s embarrassing you were a teacher, yet you only can “read” what you want from political pieces. Also Kavanaugh isn’t your friend so get off his dick.

    • z
      September 16, 2019 at 11:43 am

      What do you have on the victim who doesn’t remember it ever happening?
      You don’t believe her?

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      September 16, 2019 at 1:03 pm

      NYT editor printed a retraction. the whole story was a fraud and the woman had no recollection of it ever happening but you keep on believing the MSM.

    • IBITDA
      September 16, 2019 at 4:54 pm

      Dumb fuck

      • george costanza
        The angry taint
        September 19, 2019 at 6:17 pm

        Am I wrong? Hahahahaha loser!

    • Corinth Arkadin
      September 18, 2019 at 4:01 pm

      Show us on the doll where the Internet hurt you.

      Stop being a fucking faggot FFS.

  • NYTbue
    September 16, 2019 at 11:13 am

    Oops–it turns out that the two reporters lied and the alleged victim has no recollection that the event ever happened. The third hand source making the allegations is a Clinton lawyer, and the Senate commission investigating the Kavanaugh confirmation reached out to the alleged victim numerous times but she would not confirm any impropriety.

  • ripabutt
    September 16, 2019 at 11:08 am

    If you were on this page yesterday and now came back again today, go rent a rope and hang it up. Your life sucks. Except for rippin fuuuckkinn bbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttts.

    • What Happened To Discretion
      September 16, 2019 at 12:25 pm

      What you do with your mother is your business. Please keep it that way.

  • Finn
    September 16, 2019 at 9:25 am

    My brothers and I always played the old dong hand off game with each other

    • Real_Finn
      September 16, 2019 at 9:54 am

      Fake Finn,

      Again, I’m very flattered. [giggles] I know you look for me now and that makes me smile.

      Get Fucked,

      • Finn
        September 16, 2019 at 10:32 am

        Fake Finn,

        It’s hard to miss you considering you comment 6 paragraphs on every blog

        [find employment]

        • Real_Finn
          September 16, 2019 at 10:37 am

          Fake Finn,

          Very much employed. Not everyone is 9-5 (different shifts for different jobs– get one and you’ll see).

          Jealous much? I have yet to see the fake Finn make 1 intelligent comment (although, I love your admiration) [giggles]

          Get Fucked,

          • Finn
            September 16, 2019 at 11:01 am

            only poor people work shifts other than 9-5 [giggles like a female]

          • Finn
            September 16, 2019 at 11:30 am

            Its true. I admit that I am a chronic wanker.

    • Finn
      September 16, 2019 at 12:53 pm

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      While you’re there purchase some Finntastic merchandise from my store.
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      Get Fucked,

      • Real_Finn
        September 16, 2019 at 1:21 pm

        Fake Finn,

        You have such a crush me that I’m visibly blushing ! <3 <3 <3

        We should get manis and pedis! Maybe go bra shopping?

        Get Fucked,

  • SMH
    September 16, 2019 at 9:18 am

    Hey fellas. The MSM that you say you don’t pay attention to? Suckers. Each and all of you.

  • Which One’s Pink?
    September 16, 2019 at 9:01 am

    The unnamed sources are in my head. The unnamed sources are in my head. The FBI agents that don’t exist say they’re very credible although they nobody hears them but my head.

  • Now what
    September 16, 2019 at 8:48 am

    I want to know why you think Brett Kavenaugh is innocent. I want to know why you wrote ‘two female reporters’ instead of “Male witnesses corroborate accusations’. You really are a complete douchetool. Always look at men sideways. Something about their fucking hormones that make them crazy, aggressive and violent.

    • Your Dad
      September 16, 2019 at 9:04 am

      Go make me a fucking sandwich and shut the fuck up

    • WhyUcrazy
      September 16, 2019 at 9:06 am

      Ummm he is innocent because the law says so, “innocent until proven guilty” is actually the quote I think, plus ya know… there was no factual evidence, the victim lacked credibility, there is no history, not only was he never charged, but not even police reports were filed at the time because these hugely traumatic events were never reported… ha “always look at men sideways” haha! Women can be so crazy they reach back to foggy memories and try to ruin people because life hasn’t worked out or they need attention, or (would they really do it for this) MONEY… I mean you just look at Ford and you know she’s a nut!

    • Rachel Manley
      Give Me a Break
      September 16, 2019 at 9:07 am

      The only witnesses are Clintons’ lawyer Stier and two people who witnessed that Stier tried to go to the FBI. The woman this supposedly happened to said she doesn’t remember this happening and her friends corroborate this. NY Times admitted as much after it was pointed out to them.

    • Real_Finn
      September 16, 2019 at 9:14 am

      Now Shut Up,
      “I want to know why you think Brett Kavenaugh is innocent. I want to know why you wrote ‘two female reporters’ instead of “Male witnesses corroborate accusations’. You really are a complete douchetool. Always look at men sideways. Something about their fucking hormones that make them crazy, aggressive and violent.”

      In this country, your “belief” about men being “crazy, aggressive and violent” does not suffice. You cannot impose justice and render judgment based on the accuser’s word. We have a little thing called “due process”. Just because you’re feelings are out of control – doesn’t mean the rules of law and due process go out the window.

      Your full throated (pun intended) outrage at all men shows your willingness to blindly accept any accuser’s word as truth and destroy a man simply because he is a man. This type of hysteria also is very much like the Jim Crow era of false allegations to incite lynchings.

      Unsubstantiated allegations and the willingness to forgo due process sets a horrific precedent.

      Get Fucked,

    • z
      September 16, 2019 at 11:02 am

      The female “Victim” doesn’t remember this ever happening.

      New York Times said that this morning. Though that was being said by others yesterday. It’s their story and they neglected to originally say it.

  • Hopedale Blue Raider
    September 16, 2019 at 8:40 am

    I’m sure Brett Kavanaugh was an absolute drunken asshole in college. No doubt about it. Every college is filled with people who turn into fuckheads after 2 beers.

    However, this is ridiculous. I remember a someone past out in our dorm common area and his buddies’ slapping their dicks off his forehead for a laugh. Or a guy taking a dump on the hood of a car. It’s immature 18 year old juvenile shit.

    RBG must be in horrible shape if this stuff is coming up. NYT is as bad as Shirley Leung

  • Regis Philbin
    September 16, 2019 at 8:07 am

    Wow. This is like some satirical fantasy world we live in. It is absolutely insane that ALL of the dem candidates would even comment on something so blatantly bizarre and untrue on its face. Turtleboy is right on the money here. These people have no conscious and no soul. They don’t care about the truth all they care about is power and they go scorched earth for really nothing. Can you believe anything that is written in the NYT? Insanity!

  • Real_Finn
    September 16, 2019 at 8:01 am

    This is *exactly* like the Salem Witch Trials — no evidence, but plenty of speculation and hearsay. Forget hard evidence – just hang him because you hate his ideologies. Scary.

  • Philip Landry
    Jordan petersons ghost
    September 16, 2019 at 7:29 am

    Credibility of these stories is non-existent and attempted 2nd swing at Kav. is transparent. People see the truth. Anything to stop progress and promote white males as evil oppressors and all others as victims. Divided we fall.

  • Rachel Manley
    Give Me A Break
    September 16, 2019 at 7:09 am

    The woman this supposedly happened to has no recollection of any such event. Neither do her friends who were supposedly there. And Stier who made the claim was a lawyer for the Clintons who had gone up against Kavanaugh during Whitewater!

  • Homey D. Clown
    September 16, 2019 at 7:03 am

    So, in the middle 1980’s, 2 dudes at a college frat party grabbed the dick of another dude and .

    Say fucking what?! Two guys grab your dick and you’re not swinging haymakers at their heads?

    No way in hell this took place; under no circumstances would 2 dudes grab the dick of another dude, period! Even if we suspend reality, and imagine that this _did_ take place, that party could have come to a screeching halt after the dick grabbing. This was the mid-1980’s, back when (most) people still thought AIDS could be passed by shaking hands…

    • hartf811
      September 16, 2019 at 8:10 am

      Two guys grabbing the dick of another guy?
      Just an average Thursday night at Pete Buttigieg’ house!

      • Looney Left
        September 16, 2019 at 1:24 pm

        Thats what makes him Presidential plus the fact that he gives major rim jobs

  • Independent Thinker
    September 16, 2019 at 6:33 am

    Judge Kavanaugh should sue the NY Times for libel. These leftist loonies just won’t give up, yet they defended Clinton by saying he got impeached over a blowjob. He got impeached for lying to a federal grand jury. Mueller put people behind bars for lying to congress and to federal investigators. In one case, it was over taxi medallions.

    I’m all for putting away rapists, for good. However, there needs to be a penalty imposed upon those who falsely accuse someone. I’m not talking about cases in which the defendant is found not guilty. I’m talking about when there is proof beyond a reasonable doubt, that the accuser was lying.

  • Insane Democrats
    September 16, 2019 at 6:05 am

    Anyone who votes for a Democrat these days, should be labeled with a huge scarlet D on their clothes. That way, normal civilized people know to steer clear from these lunatics. Seriously, how can anyone support any Democrat candidate after they have outed themselves as such insane members of the cult known as liberalism. This brings back media coverage of screaming feminazis actually clawing at the doors and assaulting police last year when Kavanaugh was being confirmed. Sick mentally deranged cult members, your modern Democrat Party. The NY Times is a shit tabloid “news” source that should be put out of business as well. “Sources said…” yeah right, GTFOH.

  • Luke Fondleberg
    September 16, 2019 at 4:55 am

    I should think there would be an all-out manhunt for the perpetrators of this heinous crime: the two men whom sexually assaulted the future Justice with their uninvited touching of his manhood!

    In all (somewhat) seriousness, the kind of behavior alleged above doesn’t even happen in porn: Porn, being an industry in which the participants are all paid to do such activities.

  • Had Enough
    September 16, 2019 at 3:44 am

    Feminazis have been doing this for 40 years now and it’s time for the war on men to end! These people are as disgusting as the Klan, every bit as dangerous, and should be treated accordingly.

    • Had Enough
      September 16, 2019 at 4:27 am

      What’s not widely known is that the “Duck Pond” on Boston Common was originally known as the “Dunking Pond” — “scolding women” would be tied onto a board and dunked underwater.

      That’s the solution here…

  • Silencio Dogood
    September 16, 2019 at 2:38 am

    “Make the lie big, keep it simple, keep saying it and eventually they will believe it.”
    Dr Joseph Goebbels

    The good doctor would be proud of the Liberal use of censorship under the guise of Political Correctness, the destruction of ‘e pluribus unum’ with Diversity, for more control of the sheep and this Character Assassination of Kavanaugh, which is just as potent as murder.

    • Dr. Ed
      September 16, 2019 at 4:16 am

      “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime.”

      — Lavrentiy Pavlovich Beria, head of Stalin’s secret police
      ….executed by Nikita Khrushchev in 1953….

      A lot of people forget about that second part…

  • What A Bunch Of Sheep
    September 16, 2019 at 2:09 am

    Every Twitter post should be saved before these sheep delete them when it’s found out to be bullshit. I live the Tweet from Rosie ODonnell. She’s torn up more pussy that a cat doctor. Isn’t she engaged or married to a cop from Worcester? I’m sure because Rosie is so hot and funny. Nit because she has money. Right?

  • A Friend Of Becky’s SisterTold My Hairdresser
    September 16, 2019 at 1:16 am

    The New York Times is a failing garbage newspaper. They were running ads during the Democrats debate trying to reconnect with their liberal minions. It’s a sinking ship and these reporters have made some serious errors in their reporting. Justice Kavanaugh has some serious legal recourse for what the piss poor journalists have done

    • Dr. Ed
      September 16, 2019 at 4:04 am

      Unfortunately, no — NYT v. Sullivan essentially says that you can libel public figures with impunity.

  • Enough Already
    September 16, 2019 at 1:07 am

    The Dems are a relentless group of cry babies who can’t even muster up a decent candidate to run. They know the only way to possibly win is to continue trying to smear anything Trump has accomplished. This is just more proof that Trump will be re-elected

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    September 16, 2019 at 12:34 am

    #Believe All Women.

    • Biggie Pudding
      September 16, 2019 at 10:40 am

      Hey Lizzy,
      I really enjoyed your wording when you said the Kavanaugh nomination was “rammed” through the senate. Good analogy!

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        September 16, 2019 at 2:55 pm

        That is correct Biggie.They shoved that legislation down our throats. They just kept pounding and pounding and pounding away. They were relentless.

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