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Guy Who Killed Teacher Wife And 8 Year Old Boy In San Bernadino Forgot To Close Down His Facebook Page And It Shows He’s A Trump Supporting “Pastor,” Blames Oprah

Guy Who Killed Teacher Wife And 8 Year Old Boy In San Bernadino Forgot To Close Down His Facebook Page…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Salisbury Sea Cow Part 2- Ratchet BFF’s Come On FB To Defend Her- All Have Drug Use/Arrest Records

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WTF

Worcester Courthouse Records Legend Parades Through Webster Square In Birthday Suit In Front Of School Buses Full Of Children At Dismissal Time

Worcester Courthouse Records Legend Parades Through Webster Square In Birthday Suit In Front Of School Buses Full Of Children At…

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Smiles And Sunshine

Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Sweet 16: Fupasloth Region – Vote For Which Ratchets Should Advance To The Elite 8

Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Sweet 16: Fupasloth Region – Vote For Which Ratchets Should Advance To The Elite 8 Want to advertise…

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All-Star Criminals

Putnam Town Boozebunny Wears “Hold My Beer And Watch This” Shirt In Epic DUI Mugshot And Has Hilarious Facebook Page That Is So Connecticut Corridor It Hurts

Putnam Town Boozebunny Wears “Hold My Beer And Watch This” Shirt In Epic DUI Mugshot And Has Hilarious Facebook Page…

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Nudniks

Too Fast, Too Furious Peabody Throttle Jockey Races His Wannabe BMW M3 On I-95 In Boxford; Crashes, Kills Himself, Almost Kills 4 Others, Including 12-Year-Old Girl

Stick-on vents and decals from AutoZone may give you +5 horsepower a piece, but they can’t help you keep control…

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Turtleboy Investigates

Margaret Melican Suspended 7 Days For Posting Red Danny Margolis’ Declared Bankruptcy After Racking Up Over $30K In Credit Card And Student Loan Debt, Now Says He Was Just Going Through Commie Phase

Margaret Melican Suspended 7 Days For Posting Red Danny Margolis’ Declared Bankruptcy After Racking Up Over $30K In Credit Card And…

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All-Star Criminals

Undocumented Immigrant Shoots At State Trooper And Dog, Gets Acquitted On Intent But Guilty On Assault, Still In America Despite Previous Prison Sentence And ICE Monitoring

Undocumented Immigrant Shoots At State Trooper And Dog, Gets Acquitted On Intent But Guilty On Assault, Still In America Despite…

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All-Star Criminals

Woonsocket Father/Son Duo Prove Chudness Is Hereditary as Dad’s Road-Rage Results in Fatality, Months After Defending Criminal Son in Officer-Involved Shooting

Woonsocket Father/Son Duo Prove Chudness Is Hereditary as Dad’s Road-Rage Results in Fatality, Months After Defending Criminal Son in Officer-Involved…

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Social Justice Warriors

Shrewsbury SJW Running For Selectman Wants To Outlaw Nip Bottles, Turf Fields, And Has Already Outlawed Plastic Bags

Shrewsbury SJW Running For Selectman Wants To Outlaw Nip Bottles, Turf Fields, And Has Already Outlawed Plastic Bags Want to…

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