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Woonsocket Father/Son Duo Prove Chudness Is Hereditary as Dad’s Road-Rage Results in Fatality, Months After Defending Criminal Son in Officer-Involved Shooting

Woonsocket Father/Son Duo Prove Chudness Is Hereditary as Dad’s Road-Rage Results in Fatality, Months After Defending Criminal Son in Officer-Involved Shooting

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Last week on I-295 in Johnston a three vehicle accident involving a sedan, tow truck, and box truck resulted in serious injury to one man and the fatality of another. Police conducted a week-long investigation and with the help of witnesses, determined the accident was caused by the malicious road rage of this piece of human garbage, Woonsocket model citizen Mitchell Savard III (there’s a IV one too and we’ll get to his douchebaggery shortly, stay tuned):


Apparently, dick clown here has a temper. Police determined he changed lanes in front of the tow truck, cutting him off. The tow truck honked and it should have ended there, BUT it didn’t. Instead of continuing on to whatever sewer he crawled out of he chose to brake check the tow truck and then STOPPED in the middle lane of I-295. The tow truck was able to stop, but the box truck behind with no clear visibility wasn’t so fortunate and hit the tow truck which then struck Savard’s vehicle. The driver of the box truck died from his injuries and the passenger is still in critical condition. Both were/are only 23 years old.

Savard is being charged with driving to endanger resulting in death and two counts of driving to endanger resulting in personal injury. I hope this crap maggot goes away for a long time, but while he’s at it I wish he’d take his son with him.


Daddy dearest here plastered his meth-addict looking mug all over the news back in August when his delinquent son was wounded in a police officer involved shooting. Cue the “he’s a good kid, turning his life around” protests. Spoiler alert: he’s not.

He has that same cute, dead-behind-the-eyes look as Daddy. Call me.

The prodigy son and his posse of cool kids were playing with pipes and machetes at 1:30am on a Sunday when police were called. Nineteen-year-old Savard IV (please don’t ever let there be a V) did the responsible thing and got the fuck out of there. He was pursued by an officer and whatever happened behind the building he fled to resulted in Savard being struck in the hand and leg when the officer shot off one round. I’m guessing he booked it because this is his second charge of disorderly conduct so he’s in violation of his probation. Typically, probation means staying the hell out of trouble, but not if you’re a Savard. Gotta uphold that delicate family name.


But according to Granny and Dad of the Year, he’s a just a precious boy who didn’t deserve that he finally got what’s coming to him. Apparently Granny-Oblivious hobbled out of BINGO and saw it all:

“I know he’s not an angel. But he didn’t deserve to get shot,” said Michelle Savoie, Savard’s grandmother. “He was in a defensive position saying ‘ok, here I am’ and they shot him.”

Then comes road rage Dad with the “all cops are out to kill teenagers” routine:

“This officer shot an unarmed boy, a teenager,” Savard said. “So watch your teenagers if you’re going to let them out at night because they might get shot by a cop.”

I don’t know about you, but I’m real sick of hearing the it was all a mistake nonsense. He ran from the police, but then he was “in a defensive position.” A mistake is when you forget to call your Mom on her birthday, NOT when you RUN FROM the police. I don’t know what transpired behind that building, but let’s not pretend like he’s an innocent “boy.” I won’t even go into the “watch your teenagers” because “they might get shot by a cop” rambling because that’s just what it is: the delirious ramblings of lead-by-example father.

This is a real family of winners, proving that stupidity really can be hereditary. Dad’s temper tantrum killed an innocent man and critically injured another, while Junior ass clown thinks running from the cops is a fantastic Sunday night




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5 Comment(s)
  • BsMcGee
    May 8, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    Grandpa Mitch Savard has a record also. It really is a family of trash.

  • TurtleisKing
    April 23, 2017 at 11:06 am

    Don’t forget about daddy threatening to run for mayor when his son got shot. Also daddy likes to troll multiple video games and forums. His in game name is always modenkane. Google it.

  • The Executioner
    April 10, 2017 at 1:48 pm

    The State of Rhode Island is just one big Detroit. Scumbags everywhere and look out for their drivers! They OWN the roads.

  • Clive McSnarlin
    April 10, 2017 at 11:47 am

    All cops are meanies. They should be banned. See my column today 4/10.

  • turtlefan
    April 10, 2017 at 10:24 am


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