22 Year Old Peabody Chumbucket At Pediatrician Yells At Pregnant Woman And 2 Kids For Being A “White Bitch Who Don’t Know How To Park And Is Too Fat To Get In Car”
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Here’s a disturbing story out of beautiful Lynnfield:
When I say that we’re all Turtleboy, this is what I mean. This pregnant mother at the doctor’s office is Turtleboy. This is what we do – expose and humiliate terrible people who do terrible things. Like calling a pregnant woman leaving the doctor’s office with her two little girls a “white bitch who don’t know how to park and is too fat to get in your car.” She did what we would’ve done in this situation – post pictures on Facebook until you find out names, then go to their Facebook and have some fun.
Oh good, he moved to Peabody. That’s where Lynn ghettomops move to when they get their GED. Then they can tell their Momma that they made it out the hood. Except for Sweet Tea, because he’s a grown man who still lives with his Mom.
First of all, your nickname is “Sweet Tea” dude. Not just regular tea – sweet tea. What kind of street name is Sweet Tea? Was Mike’s Hard Lemonade taken? How bout Zima?
Secondly, he’s a grown ass man going to see a pediatrician. No word yet on whether he received a lolly-pop on the way out.
Of course this is his profile picture:
It wouldn’t be a hoodrat hodown if someone wasn’t wearing a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. That’s not Sweet Tea though. This is Sweet Tea:
Who wore it better?
As you can see, things are going GREAT for Sweet Tea now that he’s living the life in Peabody.
His Savers outfits are a thing of beauty. Especially when he gets dressed up as his favorite middle school gym teacher.
Understandably the site of a pregnant woman triggers him, because in order to get pregnant you have to have sex. And with a pubestache like this, you couldn’t pay a New Bedford hooker enough to go to town on his taco warmer.
Like any future section inmate he loves to flash the fine liquor he’s been consuming in the attic while masterbating to goat porn.
Might wanna do something about those gums Sweet Tea.
The only thing he’s missing in that picture is the token bottle of Henny. Oh wait, found it:
I could’ve told you based on his teenage years that he’d one day become Turtleboy famous. He’s got all the pre-requisites, including the “My Mom can’t make me clean up my room” selfie:
The “fuck you, I’m doing my homework in homeroom tomorrow” selfie
And of course the “let me commemorate this piss I just took” selfie.
It’s all good though, he’s earned the right to swear at pregnant women in front of their children. After all, Sweet Tea saved France from ISIS takeover by changing his profile picture a couple years back.
Pretty much everyone agreed that this was a shitty thing for Sweet Tea to do. Everyone except for this gutter dumpling:
Can’t tell if she’s mad or just on her period. Just kidding. As you can see from that vain attempt at a paragraph, she has no idea what a period is.
She was just getting warmed up too:
Oh man, she must’ve aced the long comp section of the MCAS. So many strong points being made at one time. Watch out though – she has no problem hitting a pregnant chick:
The most impressive feat this swamp donkey has pulled off in her 24 years on earth is not getting pregnant.
She brings up a good point though – we only heard one side of the story. So on that note we give Elizabeth and Sweet Tea a chance to defend themselves and tell their side of the story on Turtleboy Live this Sunday night. Message our Facebook page and we’ll set it up!
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