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24 Hours After We Called Out The Red Line Vigilante Who Beat The Shit Out Of An Elderly Man For Imaginary Upskirting He Was Arrested By MBTA Police

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Two days ago we shared this disturbing video of an elderly man getting the ever loving shit kicked out of him by a much younger man, allegedly because he had been “upskirting” girls on the train. Except there were no upskirting pictures on the phone they stole from him. The most disturbing part was how only one person on the train tried to stop the beating. Everyone else cheered him on in some sick and twisted attempt at vigilance, simply because one loud mouthed ho-bag claimed that the guy was a sexual deviant.

The aggressor walked away as the hero, and the mob urged the victim to be arrested. It was pretty sick. Even if he did do it, it’s not a crime to take pictures of people in public. And you can’t upskirt a woman who wasn’t wearing a skirt in the first place.

Well, a bunch of turtle riders emailed the MBTA Police after our blog and CCd us on the emails. And it looks like turtle riders got justice once again…..

On June 11, 2018 at approximately 1PM Transit Police officers assigned to the Central District received a radio call to respond to the MBTA’s South Station Red Line north for a report of a man being assaulted. Upon arrival officers were directed to a male slouched over on the bench who appeared to be in pain. Officers noted the victim, a 66 year old male, had a swollen right eye and cuts about his face and was wincing in pain. The victim reported to the officers while riding on an inbound Red Line train an unknown female accused him of taking her picture. The victim attempted to explain he did not take any inappropriate pictures. At this time an unknown male forcefully grabbed the victim’s phone and began walking away. The victim followed the male and demanded his phone back. The male began to physically beat, choke and kick the victim. The victim also stated he believed others may have assaulted him during this time as well. 

Boston EMS responded to the scene and transported the victim to a local area hospital for treatment. A witness to the incident approached an officer and turned over the victim’s phone stating she retrieved the phone from the floor during the assault. Subsequent to an investigation by TPD Detectives Tukan Manley, 31, of Boston was placed into custody on June 14, 2018 for Assault & Battery on an Elderly Person, Strangulation and Malicious Destruction of Property. The investigation is ongoing relative to others who may have participated in the assault on the victim.

This is what we do at Turlteboy Sports. We expose criminals and bring bad guys to justice. Make no mistake about it – if we didn’t write that blog this guy would still be considered the hero. It was mind boggling that so many morons treated this guy like he stopped a terrorist or some shit:

Of course the element in the room is the racial component to it all. A pervey old white guy getting beat down by no fucks given black dude trying to protect the honor of black women who the pervey old white guy was victimizing, that was the real reason this guy was treated as a hero.

So good job turtle riders. Although this manbunned maggot should probably be arrested too, since he kicked the guy in the face while he was on the ground:

7 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    June 15, 2018 at 9:52 pm

    100% guarantee that if the old dude was black, he would have been yelled at – but no beat down would have been handed down. Pure racism at work here. FACKS.

  • RickSalamander
    June 15, 2018 at 7:57 pm

    I give Turtleboy credit, the blog gave a common sense perspective and got people bitchin to look past this #metoo crap and see what this was really about, a racially-energized group attack on a white person. Fucking amazing that chick shows the pictures and non of them are pronoie in any way. You could have taken my phone and found similar pictures OF MY DAUGHTER and HER FIRST CAR. Feakin crazy, the guy should be cahrged with a hate crime too. And that skinny little bastard with the black girlfiend, that fucker needs to be bitch slapped. Props again to TBS!

  • TJB
    June 15, 2018 at 5:49 pm

    Racism had everything to do with this assault. I guarantee the black guy was a White Man hater. The only thing that is missing; the whole Congress jumping down from the trees and joining in.

  • John Ford
    June 15, 2018 at 5:47 pm

    He’s fucking 31? Jesus

  • Screw PC
    June 15, 2018 at 4:04 pm

    “That stupid white dude trying to break it up.get out” says Cara Bell.

    How many more times do we have to take the fuckin’ high road when we hear shit like this after an event like that?

    • msheadkracker
      June 15, 2018 at 5:16 pm

      Its not gonna to take much more, the blatent racism towards whites isnt hidden. Somehow, if youre white you have money, i dont have any money, most of the whites i know dont have shit either so wtf did this sterotype come from that white have money and privilege? I also didnt get to go to college on an NAACP scholarship, i domt get welfare or foodstamps, amd when i was down and out section 8 wouldnt even consider my application because i was the wrong skin color, imagine that. Im just waiting for the majority to implode, the wrong white person(group) is going to be called out and WW3 will start right here on our soil. 

    • itsjustme
      June 16, 2018 at 3:00 am

      Someone recently said to me on a post on fb that black people can’t be racist because “racism is based on one races power, treatment, and equalness over another, and black people have never had power, treated the same, or been equal, in pay, job opportunities, education, etc. to white people, ever.”

      I responded by saying, “no black person has ever had any power? Then how come we had a black president for eight years? That is the highest power you can receive in this country. If we should all be treated equally then I want the same paycheck as Oprah, Beyonce, Jay-Z, Mariah Carey (half black), Will Smith, any black sports athlete… Also, if you want to talk about treatment of others why don’t you look up the things these people demand in their dressing rooms, even if they are doing just a five minute interview to promote a new movie or CD. ”

      She still kept insisting white people held more power than any of these people, and even said the worst word that could be said to white person about their race wasn’t as bad as the mildest word said to a black person about their race. Sometimes there is no reasoning with someone when their mind is that warped.

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