This is Marilyn Sanchez.
Scissor me timbers! She’s a stripper from the Providence area, which is great, because we’re 100% pro-stripper at Turtleboy Sports. And recently she started dating this winner.
His name is Mike Rockwood, he’s from Brockton, he wears flat brimmed hats, and this can only mean one thing – he’s got a whole bunch of Google trophies.
But it’s all good because according to him “everybody got a fucking past, y’all know what my past was, I used to be a dopehead and all that shit. Now I’m in Florida staying in gated communities, so don’t worry about me.”
So obviously he’s got life by the balls now and can treat his girl right.
Bacon and eggs on a paper plate. My lady bits are tingling just writing this.
Well, this week Chinstrap Charlie showed just how much he loved his new girl in the most romantic way possible – getting her her own stash.
If that isn’t true love I don’t know what is. The two month anniversary is the suboxone anniversary after all. Because you’re “clean” if you substitute dependence on one kind of drug for another.
Some people pointed out how this isn’t what the envisioned as true love, which led to a comment by Jenny Jugs, in which her man interceded halfway through, took over her account, and let them know why he was in fact the greatest thing that ever happened to her.
Just to be clear, he wrote everything after “She wrote I wrote this part.” Then he did a….., pretended he was her, and kept praising himself for spending $800 on subs to keep her “clean.” And if you wanna flash your bankroll against him you’re gonna be severely outgunned.
We all know that totally legitimate money he flashes is appealing, but so is the “boss sauce.”
Definitely adding “boss sauce” to my Turtleboy rolodex of words to use in blogs. Dem hoes be drinking boss sauce by the gallon!
They’ve been together all of two months and they’re already madly in love.
Because if she loses him, not only does she lose the suboxone, she also loses the boss sauce.
And the free iPhones.
All dem other hoes gonna have to get in line for the boss sauce now!
And to all the haters out there who have a problem with Marilyn flashing the gerber servers on Facebook, she’s got a message for you.
So obviously this is a ratchet match made in heaven. It’s like a Brockton fair tale –
- Stripper meets junkie
- Junkie lures her in with story about being “changed”
- Junkie impresses her with collection of $20 bills en lieu of a bank account
- Junkie gives her the boss sauce
- Junkie spends $800 to get her prescription for drugs that she’ll be addicted to and thus will have to stay with him in order to obtain more drugs
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74 Comment(s)
He said he is “staying in gated communities”. Which to me means he is homeless and sleeping on some ones couch…in a gated community. What a sack of shit, and his pathetic lil whore. How sad is your life when you have to bribe strippers for a date? Guaranteed if he had no dope that whore wouldn’t be anywhere near him.
Jesus Christ…..
1st Stop talking shit about people on Subs and Methadone…newsflash that’s your core audience.
2nd That kid is fucking Gay look at how he bites his lip.
What a lame lost in the sauce gaaaayyyyy come up with some other im cool lingo
It would totally be worth getting hepatitis from her.
I smell domestic violence and human trafficking….
Pat Sajak: “Marilyn, for the Double Jeopardy jackpot – Berlin is the capital of what country?”
“Ummm…..ummmmm……….What is EUROPE!”
Pat, when did you leave “Wheel of Fortune” to host “Jeopardy!”? Also, I think that Alex may have played a little trick on you, because that’s not how Daily Doubles work.
Good luck! Say hello to Vanna for me!
Leave those 2 guys alone. So what if one is a junkie and the other pretends to be a woman stripper… I think it’s adorable.
It’s like a modern day retelling of Romeo and Junkiet.
BWAHAHAHAHA “Home” = motel room.
Why the fuck is this even news who cares 2 losers inlove . Junkies stick together. Why is this even an article? Oh yea turtlebabe is so ugly she has to make herself feel better.
What if they make it? Will you do a follow-up in 2 years? Doubt it.
Addicts can NOT ” recover ” just have extended periods of non-use.
Dude has some sick ink. I might get the same arm tats but have it say “Brock Solid” instead.
Why is no one asking about the immigration status of Sanchez?
The name Marilyn seems so domestic…. Sweet like Marilyn Monroe…. check it out she was a WAAF mantown babe….
She’s very pretty. He has a butterface. She can do much better if she had better self esteem. Girlfriend, drop the drugs, the losers and the stripping. Clean up! Go for a CEO.
Maybe a CEO that’s traveling on business but she’ll never be the regular hometown side piece of any self respecting baller.
I can see the new ratchet commercial now – “He went to Walgreens!”. Sorry Jared, you’ve had a good run, but it’s over now.
That definitely looks like the tummy of a once upon a time Mommy. (IMO) the scar is and stretch is looking real…
That guy dated a female I know. Not only is he a giant POS he’s a coward too. This could turn into one of those blogs that spawns 5 or 6 follow up blog posts once people with stories of this clown start coming forward. He makes his money running 3 Card Monte stands, hahaha.
Cunt thinks he looks like James Cagney in White Heat by curling his lip into a sneer in every photo.
Silly fucker.
Gotta say, this couple seems harmless. You guys have blasted actual criminals & now you’re picking on a stripper who takes subs? You ever been on Subs?
You dont get high off them, they’re a blocker so even if you took dope or pills while on Suboxone, you wont get high. In fact, it’ll cause some to go into instant withdrawal symptoms so it discourages ppl from using opiates.
I’ve been on Subs since 2013, & haven’t relapsed/taken a pill since. I could wean off but I do have an addictive personality, among various mental disorders, so my meds are kind of my ‘crutch’ & honestly Idc if I’m on them for the rest of my life. It’s part of a routine I’ve grown accustomed to, I dont like change.
Sure, maybe I traded one addiction for another but at least I’m not buying dope off the street, my shit is legal & I can function like a normal human being (even though I’m not human but y’know what I mean) no dope dozing or fiending. Anyway-
He paid for her script, big deal. Just means she wont go w/out if she doesn’t have insurance. What a garbage person, getting his girl her suboxone script so she doesnt go find some actual harmful, hard drugs. I cant believe how low you guys have sunk tbh. These two may not be upstanding citizens, but they weren’t breaking the law, or bothering anyone- at least they weren’t showcasing any criminal activity on the internet. Stick to the scumbags who actually leech off of hard working tax payers.
Sorry but from you description of your situation and defense of your actions; you are a loser. Change or die dope.
I don’t agree about the whole suboxone thing and seen people get high . But kudos to the ones who use them for the right purpose and that can function and make an honest living instead of dozing off on the streets while families are enjoying the afternoon! These guys didn’t break the law and not bothering anyone . The only scum is the bitch writing it. Hey F*U Do you even work? This dude got his shit together and makes an honest living. What do u for a living loser/scum bag
Vivitrol and Suboxone are pure business genius. The lifelong subscription model with taxpayers picking up the tab reads like something out of Wharton.
People complain about Big Oil and such, but Big Pharma has at least half the population by the balls. And, of course, we in the USA pay more for the exact same drugs than people in other countries.
How did I know this was written by turtle girl, little jealous are we? This chick is BEAUTIFUL and appears to be on the right track in addressing her addiction. I know, we want everyone to fail\crash and burn. But lets not be overly catty in calling out someone for their appearance who is trying to get their life on track. There are plenty of turd buglers that are stealing, lying and cheating that you can spend your quality time on.
Nope. Instead of Diego getting cash, it goes to the drug companies. She’s still addicted to a drug.
I know this whore from Foxy Brockton. she sucked more dick there than anyone ever. He is actually an improvement from her husband.
Don’t get why this is a story. Tannish drug dealer with tats who frequently goes between brockton and florida is wearing out the side walls of a stripper from RI. Yeah. Pretty much everyday occurance as far as I know. Pics of her are good no shade. Oh, that’s why. I see. Carry on.
Turtle is slow today! So fucken what ! They In love so what ! Big fucken deal move on get over it!
I hate junkies. I hate chin-strapped chuds.
And yet, I’m pulling for these two to beat the odds and make it. Guess I have a soft spot for damaged people who try to move past their problems.
Does this fucking guy have a deformed lip or does he voluntarily look like a retard for every picture he takes?
Why call out these two? If they say they are in love, yay for them. It’s not like they stole some old lady’s life savings or sold food stamps. Leave them alone.
Richy, I just put out $500 of my own money to get you a prescription of ‘fuck right the fuck off’
Dosage: When feeling the urge to side with ratchets, please take two immediately.
I work in a pharmacy, and according to that label she only got THREE suboxone films. There’s no way in hell some Xanax (probably generic because MA law requires generic unless MD writes No Substitute usually for specific reason) and 3 suboxone films cost 800… lmao even without insurance. The films maybe 40$ and the Xanax maybe between 15-40 depending where you go and if a coupon is used.
partial script, with the remainder to be picked up the following day upon delivery
Lol you work in a pharmacy. Here in mass. Not in Florida. Things are dif there. And you can. Only get a few days script nowadays in mass. They dont want people selling them. Thought you were such an expert? Lol
Well you know the love is “real” if she posts it on Facebook. And I wonder if his stint in the “gated community” comes with 3 hots and a cot.
I just hope these two OD and die so I don’t have to pay for their “crotch fruits”, food, housing, phones, health ins. etc. I cannot afford any more taxes.
A walking dirty Sanchez. Classy!
This is the hottest junkie I’ve ever seen. Of course Chinstrap is in love, she still has all her teeth.
Wow. This is love love love!!! I can’t believe how much in love these two are. She is so into his man sauce, with the condition he keeps the suboxones coming. What fucking chodes… Kill me now.
I really don’t have any sauce. I just work and pay taxes that keep me from saving money but keep shit like you alive.
Drain the swamp!!!
Maga!!!!
Hope Charlie is current on his shots and has been neutered…
Hepatitis is a female dog.
How long before these two reproduce?
I used to think people with stripper gfs were cool because why would she have a problem with whatever shit that you would do?
Is she real? She’s either a wax figure or a preserved corpse
She looks dead
Awww, I am a sucker for a good old fashioned, STD infused love story. Herpes, gonorrhea, and chlamydia are the perfect ingredients for romance.
That chin strap looks like he went down on it, and came up with it.
She looks
Pretty yummy for
A door addicted whore…..
Healthy body doesn’t look like she has the disease at all….
He is one ugly ass dude though
I’m looking forward to the Lifetime movie about these two lovebirds.
Do I see the lower belly C-Section scar? Meaning a permanent “tan line” and a poon polyp? But no information about mommyhood? So she’s dancing just because she likes to dance and a fistful of 20’s and some drugs makes her get in the car? Self Esteem Issues for $50 Alex. Winner!
That is definitely a c section scar. Right spot, right size.
Just remember boys and girls: some shit doesn’t wash off for life.
She doesn’t have kids. More abortions than I can count…but no kids. I knew her long ago..she is actually a very nice person and I’ve witnessed her help people financially ….she’s messed up but not a bad soul
Multiple abortions but ‘not a bad soul’
My judgement of your judgement is that you don’t HAVE a soul. Killing multiple unborn kids because you’re too fucking lazy to act responsibly IS a ‘bad soul’ in any circumstance.
She also looks as useless as a Betamax video tape recorder without any tapes
Fathers, this is what happens when you neglect your daughters.
Sigh. Marilyn Snatchez… both of ’em, the down below and the on between the titties – those be udderly fantastic! And Mikey Rockwood? “Rock Solid” must refer to what fills the cavity between his ears. Why would she need anti-anxiety med’s, if he’s so good for her? But, given their (lack of) command of the written English language, I suppose they deserve each other, and stripping is the only job for which she’s qualified.
I’d like to give her MY prescription. Until It’s hanging off her chin. Ya heard?
scissor me timbers……..har har har har har har jack the monkey and I are in stitches
Give this guy credit. He has an amazing looking stripper for a girlfriend. He’s in for the best 2.5 months of his life.
Then the Brockton will creep in and that’ll be it.
True . . .
true
Everyone just loves a good stripper story.
Let the rachetry begin
I was a bit too snarky. I’m pulling for these two. Addiction is a bear. I hope they find a decent life for themselves.
Gated Communities = I mow other peoples lawns (cuz it takes no brains to push a lawnmower)
She must be doing well at the Cheetah in Pompano Beach. Nice looking lass with a man that loves her. I haven’t cried like this since seeing the the Notebook.
Would.
All day long.
More like 30 seconds
How dare you.
The cock or chick fag?
Wait-what… What is wrong with his mouth? With a weird AF overbite like that you would really, all day long tho? Chinstrap needs a new jaw and you need better taste in chinstraps…
Put a scope up her cooch and it probably looks like the fucking bat cave – imagine the viral growths and shit you can’t see on the outside
Sure . . .
I get it.
He’s so your type