Kathryn “KC Hill” Narcisi’s saga has played out on the pages of this site like the most sordid of daytime TV dramas, and she continues to stoke the flames of suspicion among our readers. Discerning the truth from fiction with this broad is no small task, and I have been working to unravel the reality for over a month now. You can read my more detailed investigation on Tbdailynews, but first, take a look at the state of her marriage to pet husband Metro as I’ve begun to discover it. It’s pretty disturbing. Although, if you ask her, things are GREAT.
Rational, totally normal. Nothing to see here.
So, decide for yourself. I am personally unconvinced by anything she says at this point, but that’s just my opinion.
In early June, I had a bout of genuine empathy, as I sometimes do. My bad – I’ve since recovered, I promise. But I started to suspect this chick is seriously mentally ill. I still believe that. Kathryn’s multiple and dramatic claims of terminal (or ‘end stage’, as she calls it) illnesses defy logic, particularly when coupled with her copious fundraising campaigns. She claims to suffer multiple seizures, yet publicly takes long, solo road trips and readily admits to getting behind the wheel. She claims to have “systematic” lupus, an ill-informed adulteration of the condition systemic lupus, yet often posts beaming selfies of herself sunbathing:
A risky activity for someone suffering from the disease, and one that comes with telltale signs conspicuously absent in her.
I watched in dumbfounded shock as Kathryn showed signs of extreme jealously and insecurity in her marriage, going so far as to publicly humiliate her own husband by videotaping as she berated him as he lay in bed in his underwear.
And I really started to feel bad for this bitch’s family. She clearly does not care very much what she puts them through in public whatsoever. The only person who regularly brings up her kids, and to some extent even her husband, is her. No fucks given on how that may affect them. The only concern seems to be protecting the image she feels she has created for herself online – just check out these comments that Metro left on our page:
If that’s even Metro, but we’ll get to that.
Not all suffering is physical. And as I watched the litigation between the blog and the Narcisi’s unfurl, I was struck by how terrible it could be for her family were it to come out that she was misrepresenting her condition. I mean, I’m certainly no doctor, in my humble opinion this bitch be crazy. So I reached out to Metro directly. And after all is said and done, I don’t know how much sympathy I have left. If she’s truly as mentally unstable as she appears to be, she’s being dangerously enabled, if you are to assume that half the shit “Metro” writes online is actually Metro. I’m not sure, and after I break this down for you, you may not be, either.
At first I was simply trying to reach some sort of agreement with Metro that could shield both him and their children from any potential further suffering and humiliation in case court proceeding dredged up any lies his wife has been telling – I’m certain there’s more than a few (she claimed to be personal friends with Miley Cyrus, for fuck’s sake.) He actually seemed to be pretty reasonable and understanding, and is clearly a devoted father and husband whose top priority are those children – that is indisputable to me, still.
He did his best to weakly defend his wife’s behavior, but come on. It is not normal to film yourself emotionally abusing your husband. He seemed to understand what I was telling him, and clearly just wanted the whole thing to go away.
But then sort of back pedaled and the whole conversation just dropped. Oh well. The ACLU then took up the case, Failure Swift refused to back down, and now the best anyone can do is hope she has the capacity to prioritize the wellbeing of her own family above her own delusional and narcissistic impulses (doubtful – she’s using her kids to illicit sympathy as we speak, in a situation a fit parent would keep her children out of completely). Then, out of the blue, I received THIS message from “Metro”.
Metro called me a classless whore? What a nice guy, they are such victims. In all fairness – he’s not entirely wrong, I’m not exactly a classy broad, it’s part of my charm maybe? But that’s how Metro talks to females online now?
Doubtful.
Anyone recognize the writing pattern? The strings of two or three sentence paragraphs with words emphasized in ALL CAPS? Maybe compare it to this comment left on our page by KC assuring us she does NOT use her husband’s account.
Interesting. Someone is jealous, I think. I’m sure the little bit of casual flirting incensed her, and this picture I had posted to my own Facebook account did not help one bit –
even though he did appreciate it.
What can I say? I’m kind of an instigator.
Besides, let’s be real. Who talks about their spouse in that way? “I’m not perfect, but she nearly is?” Get the fuck out of here, Kat. You’re sick. You answered questions Metro had already answered in conversation – namely, “Why did she take that video?” The answer changed from “I don’t know.” to “Because I abuse her.” Yeah, right. It brings in to question a lot of what “Metro” says online, I think. I can’t decide who the ultimate victim is here, the guy who gets cuckholded publicly and may or may not have his personal accounts compromised by his outrageously insecure, attention-and-praise hungry wife, or the apparent loon who he refuses to intervene on and get help for. All I know is, for people who “don’t want to be bothered” online, they sure can’t manage to just shut the fuck up and attempt to live quiet, functional lives.
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Bristol, you definitely win boner of the month for July. Please provide an email so all us Turtle Riders can send you unsolicited dick pics.
What the heck, I’ve been abused too, why doesn’t the common man get any sexy pictures with his name on it. If one of these socialist gets elected, hopefully they require BTC to give sexy photos to all.
KC writes in paragraphs and Metro writes continuously in 1 long paragraph never breaks it up. EZ to catch. Nice work Bristol
There is a writer named Bristol
Whose picture is hotter than a pistol
Right from the get-go
She addressed it and sent it to Metro
It was viewed by his mental midget wife
Whose wrecked his charmed life
So she’s no longer putting on the big spread
He’s not even getting a little head
Enough said!
B minus
Needs some improvement, but a pretty good first crack of the whip.
Keep it up.
DS
BTC- if you ever want that slash bashed around let me know
FAILURE SWIFT – A STATEMENT
Kathryn,
You’re dangerously unstable and you need to get the fuck off social media and seek help. Your “Jim Larson” fake activist profile on Clarence’s Facebook last night was probably the most hilariously insane thing you’ve done yet.
You won’t stop, of course. And I know why. Because even though you’re getting hammered here and on the blog and eventually in the courts, you’re finally getting the attention you crave. No-one even took notice when you hilariously claimed to be a personal friend of Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron.
After 10 years of getting no “likes” whatsoever to your litany of social media posts across multiple profiles (and multiplle husbands) people are finally responding to you.
Yes, they’re calling you a cunt, and saying that you’re mentally ill (and they’re right) but you don’t care that it’s bad attention, because bad attention is better than no attention at all to a chronic narcissist like you. And you’ve struck gold because now you’re Turtleboy famous and getting hundreds of (negative) comments for everything that you do.
Now, off you fuck. It would actually he good for you.
(I know you won’t but I wanted to say it anyway)
Poor Metro has publicly defended her, his finances are now *their* finances, and if he’s any sort of a man he’ll have a hard time admitting to the world (and his family, and himself) that he made a bad choice when he married this crazy bitch.
At this point he’s on a kamikaze mission…minus the honor, heroism, glory and cause worth dying for.
It’s hard enough getting women to smarten up and leave a bad/abusive situation. Getting men to do the same is nearly impossible. Metro has my sympathy, but he needs to save himself.
PS Post more pictures of Bristol.
I think it’s time to move on from this story. Nothing can be done.
Fuck Metro. He’ll be homeless in a cardboard box under a bridge within a years time. And he’ll blame everyone but himself or his (soon to be ex) ‘wife’
And she’ll just move on to another sap with money who has never fucked a woman who was any better than a 1.5, so they’ll jump off a cliff at her command.
Whatever. Glad that life ain’t mine!
Eh, feeling on the fence with this one at this point. For a few reasons.
1) whilst initially I thought “poor Metro” with her absurd post of him in bed that was unbelievably emasculating, two things occurred to me. Anyone in a toxic relationship whom remains in it is equally as culpable. Secondly, he was the one who took the video of her at the hospital which prompted the original blog of this side show. Thus enabling her.
2) Seems this one has ran its course. We’ve established these folks are train wrecks. Despite the fact they seem incapable of refraining from continuing to make spectacles of themselves, this seems a bit provoked. Bristol, I generally have appreciated your work. I have found endless entertainment in your trolling abilities. This seems to go beyond that, however. Sorry to say but the “say hi to Metro” post bordered attention seeking. Other than that keep up the good work. Your hot takes on things are usually and genuinely spot on.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Awesome obscure reference
Wow so many children & their parents aren’t checking what they are doing!!!!!!! I’m glad I’m not related to any of you!!!!! You all need the mental help!!!!!!!! Leave people alone, their not posting lies, harassing, bullying or casting stones at any of you!!!!!! It’s time to take your diapers off & stop sucking on the bottle!!!!!!!! It’s time to take all this nonsense down & let people live their lives!!!!!!!!! Just because you’re miserable doesn’t mean you have the right to slander others!!!!!!! How about doing something positive in your lives, instead of being soooooo negative!!!!!!!! You all need to be in church & repent for all the things that you have done wrong & ask for forgiveness!!!!!!!! I’ll be praying for you all!!!!!!
Wow, Tammy..you, KC and Jim Larson all make the same spelling/grammatical errors. So weird..you must all have a 70 IQ.
KATHRYN, YOU CANNOT FIND ANYONE TO DEFEND YOU. YOU’RE A LOSER!
Tammy, your incessant use of more than one exclamation point after each sentence is as infuriating as it is distracting.
Before calling others “babies,” and the like, please go back to first grade grammar class, and learn the fundamentals of punctuation.
You stupid sow.
Oh, Tammy… we find your attempts truly saddening. You are her only friend that will even try to support her. Doesn’t that concern you in the slightest way as she has only one or two people out of her thousands of “friends and celebrities” that actually give a shit about her? It’s pretty obvious that so many others feel the same way about her, she’s burned every bridge possible. Boo Fucking Hoo!
So she’s now set up another fake FB profile..’Jim Larson, Human Rights Activist’..to defend herself in the comments. Hey Kathryn, that in itself should demonstrate how pathetic you are..you cannot find ONE SINGLE PERSON to defend you. YOU’RE A FUCKING LOSER
Mamma mia! Is that BTC? My lord. Mr BTC must be in the doghouse and that picture is his punishment. You don’t include something like that unless it’s to send a message to someone.
Very tasteful: 8/10.
I could use a confidence boost too! HMU cellar_dweller@aol.com
Hey now. Knowing it’s for charity bumps it to an 8.7. Good on ya
8/10? I’m a straight married woman and I give her an 11. Would.
Still can’t get over that her last name is Narcisi. The jokes write themselves
I have Lupus, and it blows. I have to avoid the sun like the plague.
Fuck this cunt.
I truly feel bad for Metro. He seems like a decent dude. Their finances are entangled now, and he clearly loves her (not his, to be clear) kids very much. I mean, he is definitely a sap… but I don’t think he is stupid. I think she is controlling more behind the scenes than meets the eye.
Turtleboy should really considering selling a BTC calendar. Maybe a ladies of TB calendar if they are all this hot.
Failure Swift probably lost her shit because she caught Metro punching the clown to that pic – WOWSA. I apologize in advance for whatever my wife sends your way when she catches me.
I’ve been following this
She’s an old fashioned girl ?? Bullshit, looks like a Chinatown hooker & an ugly one in her cheap lingerie. I am not jealous or insecure. This woman is a liar & a loser. Lives off everyone & pockets her biz money. She’s a simple girl, yeah simply all set for she’s a user. Asks for help all the time & acts like she moved the mountain. Had a fund raiser years ago she made her then love of her life Ken do & bitched no one really showed up. Pocketed that money too. Someone call the IRS. Why is she so skinny now, her DYP CRAP or drugs, drug test her. Metro——Run !!!
And she is responding & masquerading as Metro !!
Not a friend or family member just an innocent bystander sick of her lies.
I remember that fundraiser quite well. She had her kids at the bar that night. Kat was running around drunk in her pleather skank suit and ended up in a threesome with Ken and her drugged out friend.
She really tries hard to suddenly change her image once she met Metro but other than her multiple husbands, she was a pure skank. She had HPV which ended up causing her “cervical cancer”. She’d drop her kids off with her parents back then and go out partying all the time picking up whoever she possibly could. I’m wondering if she actually has HIV rather than her other diseases. I sure hope Metro made her get tested before sticking his dick in that nasty overused rotten clam.
After his last dollar is spent they will divorce. She will immediately join the gym, lose a bunch of weight, completely regain her health, and be engaged all in less than one year’s time. She’ll be draining a new bank account before Metro even closes the books on his bankruptcy.
Yes! If you go back a few months when all this started, she posted a huge rant about why she had four failed marriages. She “went in with nothing and came out with nothing”. She really thinks she scored the jackpot with Metro. I’m sure she’s never lived in a house that nice. The adoption of her kids was a slick move. Now he will have to pay child support for those kids when they divorce. Does he even teach anymore? If she hasn’t already, she will ruin what is left of his career. Does anyone really book metroandkat to play? Sounds like he refuses to see it, but when the money is gone, I guarantee she will be gone too. Like you, I don’t know these people. I love Turtleboy and got drawn into this train wreck. Turtle wouldn’t have the info for posts if she didn’t provide so much material. The gift that keeps on giving.
Careful what you wish for, Katie. Karma is a bitch. This series could just as easily be about you and your own fake diseases and “marriage” to someone with low self-esteem that you are milking dry, as well as some of your siblings that would be perfect fodder for TBS. Hopefully Kevin will come to his senses like Eric R did and toss you out with the other trash. Your father is rolling in his grave right now.
Multiple thumbs down on both of my comments yet no direct reply. Hmmm…. Looks like my guess as to who “Kate” is was on the money, and some of your brain dead friends/enablers/fellow scammers that read the comments recognized you. The truth hurts but it’s all good for the oxygen thief users living in denial until TBS points the spotlight at you, amirite?
This must be Handy Andy’s friend… still working on that IP address?
Hope Tora found a better job, pussy!
If you want to score the big likes, you’ll need to give us more information about your beef with “Katie”.
I’m slowly getting on board with some of the other commenters who say to move on from this story, it is getting old.
At first I felt bad for Metro, because we’ve all known guys like him — I was one myself at one point, in a relationship which was toxic but because you’re in it, you can’t see it — but after a while you have to just throw in the towel and say to yourself “he’s made his bed, let him lay in it.” No amount of intervention will make him see the light of day.
At first, the story was sad… then sort of funny… but now it has just moved in to the “pathetic” category.
Generally, I agree… but, it ain’t over ’til Dick Scratcher submits his Failure Swift limerick!
We love dirty laundry.
Lesson of the day: Read ALL comments before posting. SMH!
Haha!! It was up 2 hours ago!! 🙂
Wrong. This story is incredible. Keep the articles coming, TB!
“Elicit.”
“Illicit” is something illegal.
Elicit is to draw out, or bring forth.
You’re welcome.
Facts: As a systemic lupus patient, I cannot go in the sun!! Not only can I not lay in the sun, I have to stay inside as much as possible! Otherwise the joint damage and pain is unbearable. I cannot drink wine, and I’ve seen pictures with wine glasses in the FB posts. Alcohol is a no no for your liver, because your body systems are already shutting down and you don’t want to make it worse. I’m on lupus medication and it definitely is not chemo. Yes, I have a butterfly rash everyday. I have also had a stroke. I spent 3 weeks in the hospital. You have to have an MRI with contrast and another test where they insert a catheter through your thigh and up to your brain (under anesthesia). Then, they are able to make the diagnosis. After healing time in the hospital, they re-test to see if things have healed. Regardless of all these health issues, I still hold down a job! I have a master’s degree and a great job! When I had my stroke and the Dr. told me I probably couldn’t work again…I fought hard to get better. I had to learn to form sentences again. I didn’t stay in bed and apply for disability. Because of these things, I get angry when I see people online talk about collecting disability and what a survivor and inspiration they are. That’s not what I inspired to do. I feel so sorry for this husband. He deserves more. I really don’t give a **** about these people. However, when a wife posts a video of her husband online (when he’s in his underwear and she is harassing him) it made me read it and wonder what kind of a person would do that? That video was on her phone, so only she could have posted it! TB wouldn’t have found it, if it weren’t online. Make it a weekly series TB!
Ha ha. You’re doing the same thing to your “husband” Kevin B as KC is doing to Metro. Do you really think anyone actually believes your fake diseases other than your fellow pill-popping pal Patti or Lynna P (that “just found out” she was boning a married guy for the past year)? Fakes hanging with fakes, and fuck what you’re teaching your kids, huh?
How’s your brother Chris? Still blowing dudes at the library for his heroin addiction, or is he still in Florida? GTFO. Everyone knows you are a user and wants Kevin to wake the fuck up just like Metro needs to and throw your skank ass to the curb.
shots fired … Daammnn.. Gottalove the comments section its like mini blogs with on the blog hahahha pure entertainment gold.. These KC blogs basically write themselves now!!! I say a weekly segment until she stops being an attention seeking wack job … Said it before and Ill say it again KC the internet and especially Facebook are NOT your friend !!! Shut it down and go spend some time with your kids had you done that back on February like we alltold you after the first blog came out none of this would even be a thing right now , but you are such a classless attention seeki g whore you just keep digging your plot in the TB Graveyard deeper… Wake the fuck up you bitter buttbitterand as Dick Scratcher would say” now off you fuck! !!”
I showed up for the picture.
Ssssoollldd
Limerick of the day – an ode to the lovely Failure Swift and her pet husband.
This woman’s not sick, she’s just lazy
And her grasp on reality’s hazy
We all know that Metro
Wishes he wasn’t hetero
‘Cause he’s sticking his dick into crazy.
Dick Scratcher, husband number 31
Bravo! But you assume poor Metro is allowed his marital rights. And right now, I wouldn’t bet that he gets nooky nooky.
Run, Metro, run!
I love you so much.
Posts like this make my day. 🙂
Failure can only dream of this many “likes” 🙂
She is balls out crazy!!
Metro is just doubled down and can’t get away now.
People call her a inspiration lol.
That’s a riot.
Metro is going to Bourdain himself before 2020. No question
We need to have a weekly blog featuring KC, maybe call it KC”s crazy corner. What a train wreck . She is totally posting as Metro online, yet he stands by her. Good man or crazy, I don’t know, but she should be at an inpatient facility. Drop the suit, get help!! Lotta fish in the sea metro, not all of em are batshit crazy. Happy fourth you buncha degenerates.
Kat,
Here is an idea…how about you just shut the fuck up and stop talking? Maybe shut down your pages and stop giving material every other day! This is too easy. We pull the strings, and you dance!
No one likes, or comments on ANYTHING you post! No one CARES. You’re only relevant, bc you are fun to laugh at.
Exactly, why doesn’t she SHUT DOWN her pathetic long winded rants that like 3 ppl like….LOL….shut them down you pill popping unemployed WACKO, cooking gross food & looking all beat up, she’s looking older & older, her rose petals clearly aren’t working, time for a new love of her life soon, time to ask for more money like you did at Christmas time, PATHETIC. Let’s all pray for METRO, may he have the BALLS to leave her, sure her for misrepresentation, for if he doesn’t, we still shall pray for he will be in mental institution. She makes this all up, way too much time on her hands & over medicated……….Nobody wants you to respond anymore inc your HUBBY….Get it >?????
And the peanut gallery thinks I’m crazy. This broad is the Joey Chestnut of batshit crazy.
Hey uncle turtle turd she is cat fishing you
What’s my ip address bitch
Frank! Great to have you back!
Now, be a lamb and fuck yourself right off again.
Ta ever so.
DS
Unless I see a video of Metro blinking in morse code “Save me , Save me” I believe he’s 100% on board. You make your heaven and you make your own hell. If he is being abused, he likes it.
It’s not like he’s Howard Hughes and there’s rumors that he walks around with kleenix boxes for shoes and his finger nails are 8 inches long.
He is totally on board and it’s sad, it’s obvious that the man has no spine….
Bottom line is there is no pussy that is good enough to warrant putting up with her crazy shit but Metro won’t nut up and toss her to the curb.
This is so yesterday, it’s not worth reading. Quickly scrolled past all the messaging back and forth. This woman is crazy, living on broken dreams. Metro is a victim of the old question, How do you stop a broad from fucking, marry them. Happy July 4th.
Bullshit……this stuff is awesome!! Gotta love public mental illness, hours and hours of fun. And she DEFINITELY hijacked his shit.
Bollocks Juror Seven.
We can’t get enough of Kwazy Kat and her madcap antics. More Crazy KayCee is what the public wants. Now, off you fuck.
(BTW Henry Fonda was Juror #8, Jack Warden played Juror #7)
So much for educating Metro. Poor guy failed 3rd grade. Never trust a broke ass bum of a mother.