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According To Police Sources The Guy Who Got His Ass Whooped For Spitting And Coughing On Food In Kingston Stop n Shop Is A 65 Year Old Dude Named Jethro

 

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Here’s a video of some asshole being restrained by some union dudes at the Stop n Shop in Kingston after he allegedly coughed and spit on produce items.

Obviously you don’t see much of what happened before or even the guy’s face. But the Kingston Police did issue a press release stating that they’re filing a criminal complaint against the 65 year old asshole being restrained, and that he’s now banned from the premises.

But yet they haven’t released his name? Why is that? Well here’s what the detective said.

So they’re not releasing his name because he hasn’t been found guilty of a crime yet? I bet the shitbum from the day before wishes he knew about that deal.

Luckily we are not the KPD and we can publish FACKS that come from sources in the police department who choose to leak them to us. Meet Jethro Davis from Duxbury.

Yes, that’s right – according to our sources the perpetrator is a black dude named Jethro from Duxbury. Now I’ve officially seen it all.

If it’s not Jethro Davis then I’ll gladly take it down, but I trust the source enough. Maybe it was a big misunderstanding and people freaked out on him for no reason. But witnesses said he did it and the cops are pursuing a criminal complaint, so I’m guessing there’s some evidence to work with here. I don’t know how you cough and spit on produce by accident, but maybe Jethro would like to come on the live show and explain it himself.

 

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43 Comment(s)
  • Make Jeffro a human petri dish
    April 8, 2020 at 2:38 am

    Simple and fitting punishment for Jeffro and anyone else pulling this shit is to restrain them, use a dental device to hold their mouth open and have a few individuals that are actively infected with Cov-19, HIV, Hep and Herpes spit into their gobbler and eyes.
    Then place him into solitary and watch him succumb to the effects of the virus on video. That way we can all observe and enjoy seeing justice served.

  • Donald J Trump
    April 7, 2020 at 8:20 am

    Black unemployment has never been lower! Signed, the first Black Lives Matter President.

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 6, 2020 at 11:18 pm

    Adam Bolus is a major league pin head, and rightly whitely named, whereas Jethro Davis is an animal, and therefore human law is not applicable (a change to the constitution is no doubt coming). god bless him, too.

    • Douche
      April 7, 2020 at 9:27 pm

      Adam Bolus killed the passenger in the car that he hit. Vehicular manslaughter charges are coming.

      • Silencio Dogood
        April 8, 2020 at 12:08 am

        yeah, i read that, and Adam Bolus deserves the worst they can throw at him. as for Jethro, a man with a “sixth grade education”, spitting on peoples food may not kill anyone, but both men deserve to be named. yes?

        • Douche
          April 8, 2020 at 11:51 am

          Yes. Public shaming is one of the worst (albeit, effective) forms of punishment and it’s been used for centuries

  • Douche bag
    April 6, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    That’s not the jethro I know from the Beverly Hillbillies he a nagger he’s not a rich white dude wtf. Fucking apes ruinin everything. Maybe he should have used his daughters Lysol (the other ape in Wal-Mart)before he spit fucking knuckle dragger fucking animal.

  • Corona virus is under control. please come to China Town
    April 6, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    • Silencio Dogood
      April 6, 2020 at 11:21 pm

      Social Distancing at its best.

  • Strom Thurmond's Force Ghost
    April 6, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    Right. They’re equivocating because it’s another drum-beater committing a crime and they don’t want to say it.

  • Uncle Remus
    April 6, 2020 at 8:16 pm

    In the savanna, it’s common practice for the Bushmen to spit on each other’s food, it’s a sign of respect. So the coughing jig in this story was just showing his respect. Either that or he’s a complete asshole

  • The Real Jethro
    April 6, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    Granny : You mean to say that you spent my vittles money on a movie?
    Jethro Bodine : Well I spent some of the money on vittles, there was boxes of popcorn, a half a dozen candy bars, and a couple of giant orange drinks.

    Granny : [to Jed] Are you gonna hickory switch him or am I?
    Jethro Bodine : Ain’t nobody gonna hickory switch me.
    Granny : What did you say?
    Jethro Bodine : Double naught spies don’t get switched. Pert near cut in two by death rays, handcuffed to atom bombs, have iron hats throwed at ’em, but they wouldn’t hold still for switchin’.

    • Hmm...
      April 6, 2020 at 8:55 pm

      Not bad. I LOLed.

  • juror seven esq.
    April 6, 2020 at 6:12 pm

    The “dudes” helping to get the suspect under control in your words were union members. The back of the jerseys indicate LOCAL 12 BOSTON. Is there more than one Local 12 in Boston beyond the Plumbers & Pipefitters?

    • I joke but seriously these guys are great
      April 7, 2020 at 7:03 pm

      Yeah show some respect.

      Also, this is the most work I’ve ever seen 3 union “workers” do.

  • Pistachio Disguisee
    April 6, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    Jethro you filthy hampster

  • Say No to Nogs
    April 6, 2020 at 5:33 pm

    Oh geez. Another coon acting like a coon. What a shocker. Thanks Abe Lincoln. You’re lucky enough not to be around to see the fallout of your freeing the slaves. Henry Ford was spot on. Look at his old neighborhood of Detroit. He’s laughing from the grave no doubt.

  • New boot goofin'
    April 6, 2020 at 4:36 pm

    That Stop and Shop robot was really confused.

    • The angry taint
      April 6, 2020 at 4:44 pm

      He was wishing he had arms so he could go all “maximum overdrive” on everyone there.

  • Anonymous
    April 6, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    Not sure why you spend so much of the article trying to make the police look like hypocrites here.

    The other post was for an arrest that was made. Arrests are public info.

    They didn’t arrest anyone here. It’s an investigation. So it’s not public info.

    Seems pretty clear cut. There’s another comment right on the post that explains that.

    Also, you don’t hide your sources very well. Only one guy liked that comment you posted. The “like” option is lit up on the post. Which means the screenshot you have came from someone logged into that account.

    That kind of narrows it down.

    I’m curious if when you edit your article you fix just one of those or both. We’ll see if it’s about journalism or sensationalism then.

  • Sprinkle Pig
    April 6, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    The comment section is usually always a shit show and has the tendency to get racist. Mostly because the person typing it thinks he or she is edgy or funny. We all know that it isn’t something they would ever say to someone’s face. However in saying this I’ve noticed a huge uptick in the amount of racist comments in the last month or so. Does anyone else think that our good friends from the “Bristol Crew?” (just saying that name makes me sick to my stomach considering what a bunch of losers they are) I am sure they are trying their hardest to make this page look racist. We already know they are trying to silence Unc anyway possible. So I’m guessing if there was a way to trace the comments to the original person it would be one if not all of those shit bags. Fuck you Kate you loser

    • Sprinkle Pig is right
      April 6, 2020 at 10:24 pm

      I agree Sprinkle Pig, I think it’s Kate and her posse of losers too. I’m offended by some of the racist comments I see sometimes and I’m white. I know most are all in good fun the same way some blacks make fun of white people but some of the comments are just wrong and mean spirited…and it seems like it’s getting worse every day. I don’t like it

    • Jew Chains
      April 7, 2020 at 2:50 am

      Nah, I’d just say it’s mostly Russian Trumptard trolls

    • Cheddah
      April 7, 2020 at 12:50 pm

      I agree as well SP.. Not a fan of the ugly cowardly racist comments either. It makes us all look bad.. I also noticed that there was 3 dislikes on your remark, which counts for Kate and the only 2 friends in life she has..

  • I Triple Dog Dare Ya
    April 6, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    Try this at Whole Foods, Jethro

  • FukkinJethro
    April 6, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    Not all bros. steal, only 99% of them.

  • FuckinJethro
    April 6, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    Not all neegrows steals, only 99%

  • Cornz
    April 6, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    Typical kneegrow. ZERO impulse control and zero respect (the word they keep using but have no idea what it means) for anyone or anything that isn’t their “property”. Nucking figgers.

  • Micky
    April 6, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    I really like that in the press release of April 4, the Kingston Police Department stated the individual was taken to the hospital “out of extreme caution.” This is only because I’m sick of “an abundance of caution” which is thrown around so cavalierly for everything. It seems no matter what happens, it’s treated with an abundance of caution which, because it’s so over-used, significantly dilutes any incident. Sometimes simple words have the most impact.

  • Spic Tormentor
    April 6, 2020 at 2:10 pm

    Less than 20 years ago a large number of Africans were raping virgins because they thought it cured AIDs.

    We are seeing similar behavior from this baboon

    • Nate Higgers
      April 6, 2020 at 2:43 pm

      they were actually raping babies.google baby rape in South Africa. Once these monkeys got the keys to government they’ve ruined a country, big surprise for these unruly savages.

      • maynard g crabs
        April 6, 2020 at 4:23 pm

        Rape of 8-Month-Old Baby in Cape Town Sparks Outrage Across South Africa
        “We must unite against this evil.”
        Why Global Citizens Should Care
        Rape remains one of the biggest challenges facing South Africa, with statistics released in 2018 indicating that at least 41% of all rapes committed between 2015 and 2018 being against children. Join us here to take actions in support of UN Global Goal 5 for gender equality, which includes a specific target to end all forms of violence against and exploitation of women and girls.

        Editor’s note: This story contains language and details of sexual violence.

        “Tragedy strikes again,” Bonteheuwel Ward Councillor Angus McKenzie said, when he announced the rape of an 8-month-old baby in Cape Town over the weekend.

        “My level of nausea far out ways my disgust at this case,” he continued, in a statement on his Facebook page. “Our communities have lost absolute respect for themselves when an 8-month-old baby is so violently assaulted.”

        The World Bank is a critical global institution and needs to prioritize women’s rights.
        David Malpass is the World Bank President until 2025.
        David Malpass must commit the World Bank to supporting the empowerment of girls and women.

        No arrests have been made so far but police spokesperson captain FC van Wyk told the media that his team is investigating.

        “Our detectives are following up on all leads,” he said on Tuesday.

        Rape and sexual assault is a “South African nightmare”, according to academic and author Pumla Dineo Gqola. Meanwhile, statistics released last year estimated that 41% of cases of rape reported between 2015 and 2018 involved children.

  • The Mind Is Like A Muscle
    April 6, 2020 at 1:57 pm

    I have some really cheap Broccoli if anyones interested.

    • Greta Thunberg
      April 6, 2020 at 3:13 pm

      How Dare You!!

  • General Robert E.
    April 6, 2020 at 1:51 pm

    For punishment I want this kneegrow pulling a plow all summer with his hands shackled behind his back, a bit in his teeth, barefoot and wearing a straw hat. Kids should line up and throw rocks at his while blowing

    • BeatTheWiggahs
      April 6, 2020 at 4:08 pm

      He should be incarcerated in Plymouth Big House, and forced to lick all the toilets and showers clean. Then he should be tased for the rest of the night. We need to bring back appropriate punishments.

  • Village Elder
    April 6, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    Changes shades and colors like a chameleon.

  • Dick GoZinya
    April 6, 2020 at 1:44 pm

    Only thing rarer in Duxbury than a Trump sign in someones lawn is a black person living in it…

  • Chris
    April 6, 2020 at 1:40 pm

    Even the robot knows to look the other way lol

    • Robbie the Robot
      April 6, 2020 at 4:10 pm

      My eyes!!! The goggles do nothing!!!

  • Chris
    April 6, 2020 at 1:38 pm

    Wtf is there a black guy doing in Kingston??!

    • one hung low
      April 6, 2020 at 2:45 pm

      stealing

      • FukkinJethro
        April 6, 2020 at 3:24 pm

        Brockton overspill

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