All-Star Criminals

And Just Like That We’ve Got Red Line Queef Cake #4, Wanted For Beating A Dude So Badly That He Had To Go To The Hospital

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Update: We’re pretty sure we have red line queef cake #4, but we need up make a correction. Earlier we stated that queef cake #1, Kerrick Pierce, who was already arrested, was this winner:

But since these south shore hardos all insist on trying to look exactly the same way as every other south shore queef cake, we mixed them up. This one was Kerrick Pierce:

Oh yea, thats much better.

Now that means we have to find this one again:

We noticed that the IG handle Brend0n13 was tagged in a few of their posts.

Yea, if that’s not a match it’s only because these spunk nuggets blend in like Vietcong in the brush. As you can see, he can at a basket sandwich standing up, and obviously suffers from little man’s syndrome.

Here are the three of them at the UFC event they all keep posting about:

Here’s John Karol (2nd from left) with queef cake #4 (on the right)

And a few more….

His name is Brendan Doucette, and of course he’s from Pembroke too. FML.

He’s besties with queef cake #2, and they’ve been posting on each other’s Facebook walls since their formative years:

So there you have it. Mystery solved.

Here’s what I think happened:

  • The chick got into it with the victim’s girlfriend, some words were exchanged and it got animated
  • Victim asked her to leave them alone
  • Chick’s boyfriend, who constantly posts about getting blackout drunk and is coming home from a game where he probably got wasted, has to defend her honor and act like a hardo, so he starts attacking the victim
  • The other two, who are 22 or 23 and thus stick to a strict code of, “you gotta be havin yuh boy’z back no mattah wut,” start throwing punches too, because people like this don’t fight one on one

Good job turtle riders, we got 3 out of 4. We slept through the first one but then we made up for it by doing what we do best – identifying assholes using things they posted on social media. It’s all in the law’s hands now.

Take em away toys!

3 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    June 12, 2018 at 11:37 pm

    Idiots like this are why I dont go to Celtics games.

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    June 12, 2018 at 8:40 am

    They all go to Celtics games because it’s $15 for the nosebleeds where they can strut all gangsta like. Advice: don’t go to Celtics games.

  • Peter Niss
    June 11, 2018 at 11:04 pm

    LOL I just commented on the last article that it was a spot on match. Behold hoodrats, the awzum powerz of weaponized autizm.

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