This crisco crevice is Joshua Bottoni from Andover.
He’s a local doucehbag who opened up a vape shop in Lowell in 2016 called Empire Vaping/Empire Liquids and recently pretended that he was a victim of Charlie Baker’s bullshit ban on vaping products. In reality they closed down because he didn’t keep up with the rent. He’s also being accused by multiple former employees of not paying them.
We can confirm that Marc Anthony Cruz was not only an employee of this crisco crevice, he was extremely loyal, as can be seen from this negative review Empire Vaping got on Facebook.
“Marc is there around the clock.”
Marc also posted screenshots of a text conversation with Josh Bottom Me, in which the crisco crevice agrees that he does indeed owe money.
He’s basically saying, “I’m not going to pay you the money I owe you unless you stop criticizing me for not paying you the money that I owe you.”
That’s not how free speech works you glutton donkey.
Another former employee accused him of being paid late with checks that bounced, and then never receiving what was owed for labor rendered.
I’d highly recommend these guys contact the Attorney General’s office. This is like one of the only things Maura Healey is useful for.
You’d think that someone who can’t afford to pay their rent or employees would be living frugally. But, if he were douchey enough to be spending money flagrantly while fucking his employees over, you would hope he wouldn’t be dumb enough to flaunt his name brand shopping sprees that he took his now ex-girlfriend on all over Instagram.
Before we go any further, we have to address this.
If Meth Mile had a face. Home girl looks like the head cheerleader for the Aushwitz football team. This is what happens when you give ratchets nice things. They post it on IG like the guy buying it for them isn’t a degenerate who doesn’t pay his bills.
According to multiple sources he also was selling copious amounts of Mary Jane out of the “vape” shop too.
He screwed them over by not paying them, by promising money was coming, and not coming through. He then decided to operate as a non licensed, illegal marijuana dispensary in the vape shop. He bought and sold thousands of dollars, flaunted purchases from Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Prada, etc, all while refusing to pay his staff. He rents a house in Andover, ma. He wears grills in his mouth, totes and flashes pictures of a gun, and thinks that he’s Pablo Escobar. He fucked the business landlord out of 4 months of arrears in rent, while living the high life on brand name fashion and improper marijuana sales.
And of course this seems to be confirmed by the fact that both him and his ex-girlfriend wisely posted tons of pictures like this on IG.
Meanwhile he’s posting away, complaining about broke bitches, how guys get big mad when their girlfriends pose for pictures with him, bragging about how he’s gonna pamper other people’s girlfriends while his employees remain unpaid, bragging about his next business venture/scam, showing off a gun like he’d ever have the balls to actually shoot someone, and posting his “weight loss” pictures like he’s not a semi-mobile tub of turkey gravy.
On top of that one woman alleges that he’s also abusive.
“I dated him in 2015. Into the relationship, he became controlling, manipulative, and verbally abusive. When I moved on from the relationship, he threatened to post pictures of me nude, had his friends threaten my fiancé (kill him with a gun to be exact) After going no contact, he has harassed me a handful of times using burner app numbers.”
Uncle Turtleboy called his fat ass up for comment but he was too bitch made to answer.
Pay your bills crisco crevice.
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