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Another Junior Hoodrat Fight In Plumley Village Ends In An Epic Curb Stomping

Another Junior Hoodrat Fight In Plumley Village Ends In An Epic Curb Stomping

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Plumley Village might as well be renamed fight club. Because every other day we get some World Star caliber hoodrat brawls that will decide who is the most grimy chick at North High this year:



That right there is why people move to Shrewsbury. Once again the fight started off like all these junior hoodrat showdowns do – with the two chicks grabbing each other’s hair like they’re two wildebeests fighting for the right to mate:

Except in this instance both are the victors.

There was a serious weight discrepancy here, so you gotta give it to the chick in the pink North Face (whose parents can afford expensive clothes but still live in government subsidized housing projects) for at least standing her ground, even as the much stronger girl continued to reign down blows upon her:

Her fatal flaw was when she fell to the ground. She at least tried to use her only defense possible – the hair pull:

But this could only last for so long before the fight was concluded as every Plumley Village junior hoodrat fight is always concluded – with the ceremonial curb stomp:

Boom!! Right in the kisser!!

See that right there? That’s why you work hard. So your kids don’t have to grow up around this shit in Plumley Village and think it’s normal. I went to the Worcester Public Schools, so I saw shit like this all the time. Don’t get me wrong, it was entertaining because it wasn’t me, but personally I’d prefer my kids to grow up not thinking this is normal. Because for kids in Plumley Village, this is normal. This is just another Wednesday afternoon. Notice no one tries to break it up. No one tells the girls during their first intermission that it might not be worth fighting over. Instead they all just offer fighting advice, because obviously everyone watching that fight has been in the middle of a Plumley Village donnybrook at some point in their short existence on earth.



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15 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    June 9, 2017 at 2:28 pm

    I think we need to start a movement. When these ratchet fights break out, get people to yell, “Turtleboy!” instead of “World Star!”

  • FuckfaceMcFaggot
    Fuckface McFaggot
    June 8, 2017 at 8:48 pm

    So what I’ve learned today is that Turtleboy has no clue what “Curb stomping” is

  • whatevuh
    June 6, 2017 at 9:33 pm

    More shit-stains on society, who will NEVER amount to anything, kill it with fire

  • SJWHater101
    June 6, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    The cycle continues. Scary to think this is the leaders of tomorrow.

    • Hughbo Mont
      June 7, 2017 at 4:37 am

      Actually, they’re the takers of tomorrow.

  • Baraque Hussein Obongo
    June 6, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    Our wonderful community of color showing its contribution to civic society.

  • Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom
    June 6, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    When these wildebeests fight, they need to take the other one out at the legs! Pulling hair doesn’t do shit! Knock out the legs of the opponent, and when she’s down, climb on her, and pummel the shit out of her! When will these skankbeasts ever learn?

    – Marlin Perkins

  • Pathetic Wretches!
    June 6, 2017 at 7:32 pm

    Glad it’s not pay-per-view!

  • Steven Stover
    June 6, 2017 at 5:12 pm

    Here is why Old Balls fled to Sutton

  • North Country Turtle Rider
    June 6, 2017 at 5:02 pm

    I think that we can all agree that the real tragedy here is that one kid’s repeated use of the n-word.

  • Your name here*
    June 6, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    I can’t stop fapping to this video

  • Dindoo Nuffin
    June 6, 2017 at 4:24 pm

    This is so fucking unfair! The EBT crowd with the TAXPAYER funded Obamaphones need better ones! What a shitty camera! We need an emergency federal program to replace all cheap ass phones so the unemployed hood rats sucking off the taxpayer tit can have the same quality phone as someone who works hard for their money. What racist shit is this? Where’s The Reverand Al Sharpton when you need him?

    • Fed up
      June 6, 2017 at 7:28 pm

      Don’t worry about their poor quality cell phone cameras, amazon is giving them a discount to join prime. You have to be a EBT card holder to get the discount, not a veteran or senior or someone with a job.

  • Maggie the Cat
    June 6, 2017 at 2:25 pm

    No matter who “won”, both these “females” are losers.

    • Gas Pipe
      June 6, 2017 at 3:08 pm

      Animals raising animals, just another normal day for these poor kids, they’re never taught right from wrong…and here you have the next generation that will be raising more animals.

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