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Anselmo Morales-Torres Takes His Pet Idiot Bucket Boy To Harass Cops, Bucket Boy Gets Arrested And Accidentally Pants’d By NJ State Police In Glorious Takedown

Rhode Island’s biggest whining pussy and resident accused rapist and cop tormentor Anselmo Morales-Torres and his merry band of imbeciles took a nice outing the other day, with a wonderful outcome. Observe below.


This is fantastic stuff. It starts off with Bucket Boy standing off with an officer for some unknown reason, while Anselmo cowers outside the door behind the screen of his smart phone, never even so much as stepping an inch closer to help his pet moron.


The officer then starts to escort Bucket Boy out of the building, so he throws up his hands like an enraged baboon while yelling “Hands off!” over, and over, and over again.



That man’s face says it all. Pray for the people unfortunate enough to encounter these clowns in public.



They then get this screaming, toothless caveman outside, where he proceeds to yell “Drop dead” at another officer, while hoping out loud that he gets shot on duty this year. It is at this point Anselmo throws up a disclaimer that reads, “Auditing America does not ssupport this behavior”, which is obviously a poorly-written lie.

Now the cops have had enough of this shit.


At which point they go to cuff Bucket Boy,


Who pulls away, and takes off running like a scared baby hippo,


And only makes it down about 5 stairs and two feet before faceplanting on the pavement. All the while Anselmo is still cowering behind his cell phone, yelling “Oh my God!” and “Don’t hurt him”, so that it sounds sort of like a gay porno if you close your eyes. That’s his contribution to all this.

It then took half the force to get his fat ass back up on his feet, giving us a nice view of both his front butt,


And the rear.


For anyone keeping track at home, this mean that in the last few months Will Turbitt has been arrested, now Bucket Boy, leaving only one to go. Sleep tight, Anselmo. You’re next, buddy.

41 Comment(s)
  • Bev
    January 28, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    I love them. Only ones brave enough to stand up to the unlawful police officers and fight for our rights that people abuse every day. I admire them. Turtle boy needs to come up with better names for his name calling. My 7 yr old does better lol. But then again you get more angry then she does. Probably too caught up in your self misery to think of cooler things to say about them

  • Ray Patriarca
    Get a job. Take a bath.
    January 26, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    Somewhere, hidden deep in that fat-roll, MIGHT be a tiny, cheese-encusted dick.
    I certainly don’t wanna know for sure.
    Fucking disgusting!

  • fartgas
    January 26, 2020 at 8:26 am

    That’s a guy?

  • Minge Oil
    January 25, 2020 at 11:45 am

    I really enjoy the take down.Fucking fat chooch.

  • Kate Batista
    January 24, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    You don’t fuck with the staties

  • jon
    January 24, 2020 at 1:37 pm

    fuck those pigs in there bitch blue uniforms free my boi Anselmo

  • Gross
    January 24, 2020 at 11:48 am

    Front BUM,,, All BUM

  • Real_Finn
    January 24, 2020 at 9:41 am

    Fat pig calling the police “pigs” — how utterly ironic.

    You were already whining like the bitch you are when they cuffed you. Not so tough anymore…

    Get Fucked,

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 24, 2020 at 1:08 am

    I have reviewed this video several hundred times and believe that the old man with the guitar is the second shooter.

    PS… and Bucket Tooth is a fat slob.

    • Bulbous Knob
      January 24, 2020 at 9:42 am

      I believe Chuck Norris was the shooter

  • Where’s Josh?
    January 23, 2020 at 11:19 pm

    These fucking losers are praying to get a huge settlement after an arrest. The problem for them is that they are creating a condition where the police are obviously going to arrest them lawfully. That and they’re all fat pussies

    • Billericas Best
      January 24, 2020 at 10:30 pm

      Josh is playing hide the ssusage with Rizzy the jizzy swallower

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    January 23, 2020 at 9:52 pm

    We are in the middle of a the sustainability crisis, where everyone keeps saying climate change is an existential threat and the most important issue of all. Yet all you ever write about are cop blockers and Buckeboys! HOW DARE YOU!

    • Mr. Wizard
      January 24, 2020 at 10:09 am

      Weather modification is causing the warming of the Earth. It starts in the atmosphere. Even the cleanest burning planes emit water vapor into the upper atmosphere. The sun hitting that water vapor is like using magnifying glasses on ants, leaves, etc. We’ve been flying just over a hundred years and the climate has warmed over the last hundred years.

  • ed2276
    January 23, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    Why isn’t ChiChi’s PO putting a stop to this BS that he keeps doing?

  • Micheal palin
    January 23, 2020 at 8:26 pm

    I’m not going to fat shame him I don’t believe in that I was big once. but I am going to he’s never going to get laid and less it’s by a prostitute shame him

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Franklin Sucks
      January 23, 2020 at 9:56 pm

      Mr Creosote was bigger than Bucketboy. R.I.P. Terry Jones.

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        January 24, 2020 at 9:26 am

        Bucketboy is not the Messiah. He’s just a very naughty boy.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 23, 2020 at 8:17 pm

    Someone left the lock on his parent’s cellar bedroom unlocked from the outside, and now all hell broke loose!

  • Franklin
    January 23, 2020 at 7:52 pm

    I grew up across the street from bucket boy
    His mother weighs 300 pounds and used to suck off negroes in a back booth at the center village for rum and cokes

  • Rhode Island Scholar
    January 23, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    Word on the street is Enrique is a snitch

    • Huffy Bear
      January 24, 2020 at 9:11 am

      He absolutely is

      • Huggy Bear
        January 24, 2020 at 9:13 am

        That’s what my name is supposed to be

  • Ace Rothstein
    January 23, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    What a fat fucking tub of unemployed shit

    January 23, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    He waddle ran like the possum down the street I almost ran over the other night. hahahaha that’s some funny fucking shit right there!

  • FatBoy
    January 23, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    I remember when fat fucks like this use to just hide in a corner and eat twinkies.

  • Tom Arnold
    January 23, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    Roseanne Barr has actually aged well… least with the sunglasses….her fat ass doesn’t look a day over 50…..thinkin or paying that sexy thing a little visit in the clink and see is I can sneak it in from behind one last time

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    January 23, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    Let’s hope that cunt Tickle Me Anselmo is next to spend some time in clink.

    What a wanker.

    • Silencio Dogood
      January 24, 2020 at 1:12 am

      Oh my god…

  • Judge dread
    January 23, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    I thought that hog beast was some obese land monsters female. Plus who wears sunglasses inside of a courtRoom? Oh yah cop block types do.

    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his genital region.

    • Judge dread
      January 23, 2020 at 5:09 pm

      Oh yah I forgot to say he’s a hyphenate. That tells me everything I need to know right there.

  • Fupa troopa
    January 23, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    Kill all fat people

  • Rosie O'Donnells Stunt Penis
    January 23, 2020 at 4:44 pm

    Anselmos puppet. Hope he is next.

  • Russian Breast Release
    January 23, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    That was the most enjoyable thing I have seen all week.
    Nicely done B.T.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      January 24, 2020 at 4:41 am

      It’s “relief”, not “release”.

      Or so I hear. I mean a friend told me. Or I saw it on TV. Or something………..

  • bill fleming
    January 23, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    Fools can protest and swear at cops in Boston where Rachael Rollins rules but cops in Providence are old school and Tubby crossed the line.

    • mylie blasia
      January 23, 2020 at 9:41 pm

      the fat spic is in New Jersey, Sherlock.
      what an imbecile. I prohibit you from posting for 72 hours

  • Lisa flood
    January 23, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    Oh my God oh my God oh my God don’t hurt him oh my God oh my God my eyes my eyes are burning why are you making me look at that check that s*** in

  • JimmyBooms
    January 23, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    Uncle Donald is going to take their EBT and Wic away then they will have to get Jobs for their food and housing. What a crazy idea that is!

  • New boot goofin'
    January 23, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    Don’t feed the beast and click on these Youtube vids.

    • Joe Curtabone
      January 23, 2020 at 6:11 pm

      They delete all negative comments on the videos and then block the users who don’t praise the videos. They are a merry bunch of fuckheads indeed

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