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Well, here’s every parents worst nightmare, straight out of Vermont….
This post was shared and commented on so many times that the Sandusky prodigy turned himself in the next day:
Proving once again that Facebook is the most powerful communication tool that has ever been created. Bad guys don’t have a chance anymore because everyone’s on Facebook, and they’ve made sharing so easy that within minutes a million people who you thought were your friends are all running to the cops to snitch on you.
Of course he’s from Johnson, VT. Seriously. Johnson. The guy perusing the boy’s room at Barnes and Noble for kiddie Johnson, lives in a town called Johnson. Sometimes these blogs write themselves.
Before we go any further, I have a couple questions. What’s up with this bathroom?
Why is there coffee all over the floor? Why is the trash overturned in the stall? This is a Barnes and Noble in Vermont, not the shitting hole where junkboxes go to give their morning crack money blowjob at Union Station. I would assume that a bookstore in Vermont would have one of the cleanest bathrooms around. That’s the real surprise here. We know that there are diddlers like this out there. But we expect more from Barnes and Noble.
Secondly, how did he get out alive? The cops said their was an altercation between Chalky Chester and the father of the child he was taking pictures of. How did he get out alive? This sicko can’t weigh more than a buck 35. He’s wearing skinny jeans and holding a denim jacket. The Dad clearly has the ability to block the exit. What kind of super human strength does this pole polisher have to get by the Dad? I’d be protecting that door like Refrigerator Perry at the one yard line.
Anyway, Conor Hanlon apparently gets his jollies by taking pictures of your six your old child’s fire hose while he’s draining the swamp.
But remember, no one is trying to take pictures of your kids in the bathroom. It’s all a myth that bigoted cisgendereds started so they can reinforce the patriarchy.
Couldn’t find a Conor Hanlon from Vermont, but we found one from Groton, MA:
And as you can see he is in a relationship with Kalob Gabree.
And where is Kalob Gabree from?
Vermont of course. And he goes to Johnson State College, which is in Johnson VT, which happens to be where Conor Hanlon now resides.
So you’re telling me that this guy right here:
Gets off on little boy pee-pee? Color me shocked!!
And of course since he moved to Vermont he’s now a Vegan, which might be the biggest cliche of all time. It’s also ironic considering his lust for meat. I know, I know. A hipster vegan in northern Vermont? Never thought I’d see the day. And just like 95% of these people, they constantly feel the need to try to make you feel bad about eating delicious animals:
And they think the world would be better if we all just grew lettuce on our farms and sang koom-ba-ya at hipster communes in Shutesbury.
But as usual, I read his literature and celebrated by eating a bologna pie.
He’s also anti-dairy:
Good thing no one likes cheese and meat. This movement should definitely catch on soon.
It’s just amazing how the guy who takes pictures of 6 year old boys while they’re pissing in a public restroom has come to the conclusion that he has the moral authority to lecture other people about the evils of eating cheeseburgers.
Oh, and in a surprise to no one, he’s an anti-vaxxer:
And a virtue signaling SJW who wants to remind people what the real terror going on in America is:
And just like 99% of these people we profile, the first thing we do when we go on their Facebook page is find what they posted on November 9, 2016. Because that day was the greatest day in Facebook history, and it wasn’t even close.
Gotta love how the guy who is disappointed with the result of an election, and is warning his friends to “stay safe” also happens to photograph six year old dink-a-doodles in public restrooms during his free time. Makes sense.