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Anti-Vaxxing Groton Scrotum Toad Moves To Vermont, Turns Vegan, Takes Pictures Of 6 Year Old Dingaling In Barnes And Noble Bathroom

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Well, here’s every parents worst nightmare, straight out of Vermont….


This post was shared and commented on so many times that the Sandusky prodigy turned himself in the next day:

Proving once again that Facebook is the most powerful communication tool that has ever been created. Bad guys don’t have a chance anymore because everyone’s on Facebook, and they’ve made sharing so easy that within minutes a million people who you thought were your friends are all running to the cops to snitch on you.

Of course he’s from Johnson, VT. Seriously. Johnson. The guy perusing the boy’s room at Barnes and Noble for kiddie Johnson, lives in a town called Johnson. Sometimes these blogs write themselves.

Before we go any further, I have a couple questions. What’s up with this bathroom?

Why is there coffee all over the floor? Why is the trash overturned in the stall? This is a Barnes and Noble in Vermont, not the shitting hole where junkboxes go to give their morning crack money blowjob at Union Station. I would assume that a bookstore in Vermont would have one of the cleanest bathrooms around. That’s the real surprise here. We know that there are diddlers like this out there. But we expect more from Barnes and Noble.

Secondly, how did he get out alive? The cops said their was an altercation between Chalky Chester and the father of the child he was taking pictures of. How did he get out alive? This sicko can’t weigh more than a buck 35. He’s wearing skinny jeans and holding a denim jacket. The Dad clearly has the ability to block the exit. What kind of super human strength does this pole polisher have to get by the Dad? I’d be protecting that door like Refrigerator Perry at the one yard line.

Anyway, Conor Hanlon apparently gets his jollies by taking pictures of your six your old child’s fire hose while he’s draining the swamp.

But remember, no one is trying to take pictures of your kids in the bathroom. It’s all a myth that bigoted cisgendereds started so they can reinforce the patriarchy.

Couldn’t find a Conor Hanlon from Vermont, but we found one from Groton, MA:

And as you can see he is in a relationship with Kalob Gabree.

And where is Kalob Gabree from?

Vermont of course. And he goes to Johnson State College, which is in Johnson VT, which happens to be where Conor Hanlon now resides.

So you’re telling me that this guy right here:

Gets off on little boy pee-pee? Color me shocked!!

And of course since he moved to Vermont he’s now a Vegan, which might be the biggest cliche of all time. It’s also ironic considering his lust for meat. I know, I know. A hipster vegan in northern Vermont? Never thought I’d see the day. And just like 95% of these people, they constantly feel the need to try to make you feel bad about eating delicious animals:

And they think the world would be better if we all just grew lettuce on our farms and sang koom-ba-ya at hipster communes in Shutesbury.

But as usual, I read his literature and celebrated by eating a bologna pie.

He’s also anti-dairy:

Good thing no one likes cheese and meat. This movement should definitely catch on soon.

It’s just amazing how the guy who takes pictures of 6 year old boys while they’re pissing in a public restroom has come to the conclusion that he has the moral authority to lecture other people about the evils of eating cheeseburgers.

Oh, and in a surprise to no one, he’s an anti-vaxxer:

And a virtue signaling SJW who wants to remind people what the real terror going on in America is:

And just like 99% of these people we profile, the first thing we do when we go on their Facebook page is find what they posted on November 9, 2016. Because that day was the greatest day in Facebook history, and it wasn’t even close.

Gotta love how the guy who is disappointed with the result of an election, and is warning his friends to “stay safe” also happens to photograph six year old dink-a-doodles in public restrooms during his free time. Makes sense.

29 Comment(s)
  • Stan the man
    March 6, 2018 at 7:02 pm

    Who’s the pitcher and who’s the catcher in this dynamic duo?
    They both look like catchers.

  • Julie
    March 6, 2018 at 4:49 pm

    It literally says right in your post that there was an altercation in the bathroom between the creep and the kid’s dad. That would explain the mess in the bathroom. Come on Turtle, really?

  • Disgusted
    March 5, 2018 at 11:23 pm

    Wasn’t Sandy Hook shooter of children, Adam Lanza also a vegan with bad hair?

    Coffee had milk in it. Dad needed to throw it on the perv prior to a kick in the balls etc. and call to 911 for the cops and a bus. Let’s hope he is publicly labeled as a sex offender for life.

  • Kanacke Hasser
    March 5, 2018 at 5:35 pm

    Leftists protect these chomos. This is proof that cruel and unusual punishment needs to be brought back into practice.

    The Vikings would have said, “if he wants to be a fairy, let’s give him wings”, then they’d do a Blood Eagle on him.

    Those were the days.

  • Uncle Turtle
    March 5, 2018 at 4:59 pm

    Remember ladies and gents, you aren’t a real man until you have sex with a random child/teenager.

  • Steven Stover
    March 5, 2018 at 4:04 pm

    I bet a 100 this Portland Street Cigar Smoker is a Democrat.

  • They call me Ponch
    March 5, 2018 at 3:35 pm

    Most people, including my wife, would fling him around like a rag doll until the police arrived.
    Never mind unlocking your phone and taking bathroom perv selfies.

  • Marty Walsh
    March 5, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    When will the pictures of the kid in the bathroom be released? Asking for a friend.

  • ASSailant
    March 5, 2018 at 1:45 pm

    It’s a shame tRump wasn’t there. He would have rushed in, assessed the situation, determined that the assailant was the immigrant looking dad (because he was from New Hampshire), put the 6 year old in a headlock, and called Sessions to immediately put a tariff on the import of coffee.

    • Vermont progressive
      March 5, 2018 at 2:46 pm

      What does Trump have to do with this Johnson St queer? Deflect much?

      Truth about faggots is that they are nothing but perverts who are afraid of girls. They’ll get their rocks off to the path of least resistance, be it a fellow pervert or a 6 year child. Normalizing perversion will be the downfall of US, like it was to Rome 2000 yrs ago.

      There’s no way this pillow-biter walks out of the bookstore if that’d been my kid in there.

    • Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      March 5, 2018 at 7:10 pm

      Sad thing is you lemmings actually believe shit like that. Thank god there were enough thinking people to keep you despicable zombies from electing a treasonous, corrupt old hag.

  • March 5, 2018 at 1:31 pm

    That things teeth are my favorite color yellow. Shoot him in the head! Only in america can you do something so fucked up to a child and get a summons to court.not arrested but a fucking paper. Julio gets 20 years for a couple bags of dope, which he should. Then you get pedos like this. who do all kinds of fucked up shit to kids, they rob them of their innocence. traumatize them for life giving them emotional & behavior problems that they then have to try and deal with for the rest of their lifes. Most cant stop reliving the abuse so things get worse for them. Its sad, someone rapes a woman and gets years behind bars as they should but someone does something to a kid and they get a few months in jail. maybe a few years at most! When is this shit going to end? I’m sick and tired of these courts letting these trash bags get away with this shit. No one, not man, woman, child deserves this shit but the courts still allow these things to get away with it. Its sad very sad. Its about time our swamp donkies do something to strengthen the laws on child abuse all around. I.e. mandatory life sentences! ( I know most people will argue they dont want to have their tax dollars wasted on housing and feeding them, but you see folks. thats the beauty of jails & prisons there are many fucked up people there who have done all sorts of dumb shit but the one thing they all agree upon & have in common. There is no place in prison or the world for kiddy diddlers & rapist’. They all agree that people who do that shit should be dead. Lots of people in jail have killed people like That! I say good, they should all be dead. Will our swamp donkies fix the problem, of course not. they are too busy drinking wine & eating cheese with criminal state troopers or doing the same shit to kids them self). The problem is, is no one really gives a fuck unless it’s happening to them. I mean come on. what kind of society do we live in when people cry about and defend people like that on social platforms, because it’s not nice and might hurt their feels. Like that swampscott assclown you wrote about last week. Defending pedos because the things people say about them might hurt their tender little feelz. Fuck that shit! they were not worried about the victims feelings when they were out there doing what they did too them. So why the fuck should anyone care about them or their feelings. No one should feel for a pedo or rapist unless you your self are a pedo or rapist! Fuck all of that they should all be hung then beatin like a dollar tree pinata or however you spell that shit. Turtleboy I just wanted to say thank you for all of the hard work you do. I’m sure I speak for everyone when I say that, because of you we can see who these people are. so when we are out in public and come across the trash you write about we can put a face to the name. Which is great because that allows us to make complete fools of them or in this case beat the shit out of them. There is nothing lower in life than a pedo or rapist. not even a junkbox is that low and those people are all low!

  • GingyKidd
    March 5, 2018 at 1:09 pm

    Having kids, I can see EXACTLY how this happened. Dad gets fresh piping hot coffee and wants to check out some titles, mom is still getting her coffee and three overpriced drinks that the kids absolutely must have or face certain death from dehydration. Kid’s spidey senses start going off and…. “Daddy!!! I need to peeeeee!!!” in a louder than necessary voice so ALMOST everyone in the store can hear. Rush the kid to the bathroom because it’s obviously not right next to the cafe. Go in with him, tell him to hurry. Pervie is already in there, or follows them in and goes into the other stall. Sick fuck does his thing, Dad figures it out. Still holding coffee (his real mistake) steps towards the guy and isn’t even thinking about it. Skinny Jeans Skinner moves quick cause he KNOWS he’s gonna die, SMACK coffee goes flying in Dad’s face, Dad screams, Kid screams, Dad now has to put traumatized child and injury before killing him, snaps a picture. At this point the creep is running out, other people are probably running in to see what in the hell is going on. It’s complete chaos and his kid was in serious danger and didn’t also need to see his dad kill someone right in front of him.

    I don’t know. I think everyone wants to think they’d do it different, I know I’d like to think I would or that my husband would, but the kid is still a little kid and it’s hot coffee to the face. I think until we see something different, maybe we should give Dad a break.

    • John Hurley
      March 5, 2018 at 1:33 pm

      You must be married to a little bitch. Let me know if you want a real man to protect you and your family because I know exactly what would have happened if I were in that bathroom, my kids or not. 

      • GingyKidd
        March 7, 2018 at 12:29 am

        Oh little John, No honey no no no. I’m most definitely married to a MAN. He’s more than capable of taking care of us 100% (fo sho fo sho). I’m just saying, it’s fucking coffee to the face and a screaming, traumatized child, a baby really.

        Without more info on Dad, I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt.

        • Fake Rant Queen
          March 8, 2018 at 9:36 am

          Silly comment. First drop the coffee into the bathroom sink, duh.

    • March 5, 2018 at 1:50 pm

      skinny jeans Skinner! Haahaaa i laughed so hard i spit out my redbull. That’s was awesome. I don’t know many other regular people who know what or understand what a Skinner is. Kudos lol I was going to call him a Skinner as well but the mass populace has no idea what the term is. So, for all you regular folks a Skinner is a person who does anything that involves woman & children in any compasity sexually.

      • JoJo
        March 7, 2018 at 1:18 am

        Ummmm the word skinner has been used as exactly that forever.. I have known and used that word since I was a kid .. and I’m from the south shore …. massachusetts!!! 

  • The Mighty Bosstone
    March 5, 2018 at 12:34 pm

    Everyone’s surprised the guy got by the father? Maybe the father is the biggest pussy, the scrowniest fucking cunt, to ever sperm a kid into this world. Of course we all know the didler desrves a beat down and he will most likely get one if he goes to the hoosgaw. LOL even VT jails would seem to have pissed off cons ready to beat down perverts. But some Mother out there should be ripping into her pussy ass husband for being the little wimpy toad that he is. Leting this fuck get by you? He probably bitch slapped him around like a Lawrence hoe as well.

    • Destroy Hippies Chomos
      March 5, 2018 at 12:54 pm


  • TJB
    March 5, 2018 at 11:49 am

    He is lucky the kids father didn’t beat him to death. But then he would be in jail. Vermont, the state where if you are suspended of DWI, and refuse the breathalyzer; the police can hold you down and forcibly take your blood with out your consent. And use the results against you in court. I hope this diddler gets jail time.

    • TJB
      March 5, 2018 at 11:53 am


  • Uncle Turtle
    March 5, 2018 at 11:47 am

    You’re not an American Hero if you don’t enjoy fooling with the younger generations.

  • William Lynch
    March 5, 2018 at 11:44 am

    In sorry to say but this dad should be embarrassed. That guy would not have left the bathroom if I was there with my kid.

  • B_N_Employee_So_Bu
    March 5, 2018 at 11:37 am

    Our restrooms are clean! The coffee cup was knocked out of the dad’s hands and he suffered minor burns because of it.

  • Vladimir PutinAss
    March 5, 2018 at 11:33 am


  • Lincolntf
    March 5, 2018 at 11:25 am

    Presumably the coffee got dumped and the trash can knocked over during the altercation. I really can’t see how the guy got away from the father, though. A gay vegan pedophile with the build of a tween girl, who can’t hold that guy in a headlock until the cops arrive?

    March 5, 2018 at 11:08 am


  • tonisha
    March 5, 2018 at 10:55 am

    Let’s just all be thankful he can’t reproduce.

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