Let me start this off by saying that if you’re a New England Patriots fan and you’re not absolutely fucking furious about the state of this team, then you’re a pink hatted fraud.
They suck. I haven’t said that since 2000. They really, officially suck. And what pisses me off and should piss you off, is that it was totally fucking preventable. I’ve watched for the last seven or eight years as this day has slowly been coming down the pipe. And people have been cool with it because we’ve been competitive. But the bottom line is that the Bill Belichick and the Kraft Family have completely fucked this franchise and fan base over, and all the mindless lemmings do is talk about how fucking smart they are.
Well they didn’t seem so smart last night now did they?
First a couple things that pissed me off about the Chiefs fans.
- Watching 65,000 white people do an Indian war chant in head dress is cool, but calling a football team the “Redskins” is offensive? That’s what I learned last night. Is there anything more idiotic and backwards that political correctness? These idiots literally just pick and choose what’s gonna outrage them. Redskins has been around forever, and all of a sudden it’s a racial slur in 2014. Because I hear kids using that all the time on the playground. “Wudup my Redskin?”
- The fact that they had to purposely set the Guiness record for crowd noise is nothing less than shenanigans and should have an asterisk next to it. If the noise level isn’t broken naturally it shouldn’t count. You can’t have a premeditated noise record. And Guiness still publishes a world record book? Who buys that?
- Watching this Chiefs fan face fuck a Patriots fan was one of the most emasculating, yet appropriate gestures you will ever see at a football game:
Pats fans deserved to be face fucked last night. We needed to know what rock bottom felt like.
I just realized while watching this that the Turtleboy crew will be in Buffalo in two weeks for the Patriots-Bills showdown. These KC fans are pretty much what every single person in Buffalo embodies. Except this guy forgot to call the Patriots fan a faggot. In Buffalo you can’t go 30 seconds without being called a faggot. Oh yea, and the way the Patriots are playing right now I am fully expecting to get face fucked by a gaggle of drunken Buffalo boobs in their element.
The Patriots problems can all be summed up in this six second Vine:
You see that right there? Two important things you should know about that play:
- Rookie Bryan Stork gets absolutely steamrolled and made it impossible for Shane Vereen to have any shot at converting a first half first down.
- The play calling on third down was “sweep right.” This play didn’t work for South High in 98 and it’s certainly not gonna work in the NFL. It is literally the most basic of plays. This is what Josh McDaniels called on third down.
It’s not Stork’s fault. He has no business playing in a game that matters. He’s a fourth round draft pick rookie. And why is he playing? Because morons wanted Logan Mankins to take a fucking pay cut. All I heard after the Patriots traded the All-Pro guard for absolutely nothing they will use this year, was what a smart move this was. Mankins was done. Despite the fact that not a single one of these people was bitching about how “done” Mankins was before this trade, they all claimed to be offensive lineman experts all of a sudden.
They also keep drinking the company kool-aid about the salary cap. There is nothing I give a fuck less about than the salary cap. When they talk about it on talk radio I change the channel. The only thing I care about is what is on the field. The bottom line is that the Patriots SHOULD have been all in this year. Tom Brady’s career is coming to an end. This is it. We needed the best possible team on the field this year. Nothing less was acceptable.
But apparently the Kraft’s and Belichick thought we could win AND save money. And every idiot out there talked about how smart they were. Because Bob Kraft really needed another yacht.
It turns out the expendable Logan Mankins actually mattered. This is nothing less than Belichick stroking his own genius. He thought he was a good enough coach to throw Jordan Devey or Stork in there and they won’t miss a beat. Well guess what? Those guys suck. Mankins didn’t get facialized like that. He was actually one of the best running offensive linemen in football. But hey, as long as Bob fucking Kraft saves a few bucks who cares right?
Belichick the GM needs to be fired too. He’s given Brady absolutely nothing to work with. Brady is obviously in decline. Newsflash – you need to give him MORE weapons to work with, not LESS. And how about all those draft picks? How many fucking disasters do you need to see before you realize that the man has no idea what he’s doing on draft day? For every Chandler Jones there are a gaggle of Ron Brace’s, Patrick Chung’s, and Darius Butler’s.
And I’m beginning to think that Brady is a borderline scab. Why the hell does he take so many pay cuts for these frauds? They don’t give a shit about him. They saved money on a line and now Brady’s gonna lose five years of his life because of all the hits he’s taking. And what did they do with the money they saved? Brought in Darrell Revis, who has somehow managed to find a way to make Carl Crawford look like good value.
They certainly haven’t given him any receivers. Amendildo I actually like but Brady can’t get him the ball. But Dobson and Tompkins? Where the fuck were they last night? If they can’t play and contribute in a Monday night game on the road then what good are they? Whey are they here?
So why does Brady NEVER speak out about ownership’s bullshit? I wanna see Brady be a malcontent. I wanna see him hold out so badly. Fuck them Brady. You should’ve taken their asses to the cleaners. The reason I call him a scab, is that he sets this tone with the Patriots that it’s like some sort of privilege to play here. Why? Because we won three Super Bowls ten years ago? Who gives a shit? Then players like Mankins get in these situations where they have to choose between the money they’ve already negotiated for and having the privilege of playing in Foxborough, because Brady has already set the tone (which is easy to do when your wife is the primary breadwinner).
Well that shit worked for a while because we’re always competitive. Now what? Who the hell is gonna take less money to play for these losers?
Former Patriot Tommy Kelly, who was cut during training camp, put it best yesterday when he said this:
“I saw the situation and I realized I probably wouldn’t be there,” Kelly told the Cardinals’ website. “I couldn’t take busting my tail every day getting to a game and them taking me out of the game for someone who I know isn’t better than me, because he’s a cheaper option. Are we worried about money here? Or are we worried about winning?”
Preach brotha. The answer is they’re worried about both money and winning. They’re just cocky enough to think that they can have both.
Look, I’m still not 100% convinced that this is it. They should still win the AFC East. But I will say this – if we lose back to back games against Cincinnati and Buffalo, Brady’s gotta sit. That’s it, he’s done. Battlestar Garoppolo time. Yup, that’s right. We’ve reached the point where we’re talking about “playing the kid.” This has been the topic of Chicago Bears sports talk radio for the last 100 years. This is what we’ve become.
You should be pissed.
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