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Anyone Know This Ratchet Who Stole Uncle Sam’s Pizza Tip Jar And Then Paid For Her Food With It?

Anyone Know This Ratchet Who Stole Uncle Sam’s Pizza Tip Jar And Then Paid For Her Food With It?

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Here’s some Christmas ratchet behavior out of Sam’s Pizza in East Brookfield. Evidently one of the workers took the tip jar and divided it behind the counter. She took her half and left the other employee’s share of the tips on the counter. That’s when some local ragamuffin showed up, ordered food, reached over the counter to steal the tips, and then paid for her food with the stolen tip money. And dumb as she is she didn’t realize there were cameras that caught it all on tape:

LOL. She really thought she was being sly:


Here’s what this winner looks like:



She looks strikingly like Superintendent Tracy Crowe. Just sayin. Probably not her though. But someone out there has to recognize this winner. East Brookfield isn’t exactly a big place. She’s gotta be a regular at some local watering hole. If you know who she is then let us know. We have like, at least a 75-80% success rate when we blow up someone’s spot like this, simply because turtle riders are EVERYWHERE!! Especially in Spencer and East Brookfield.

My question is, who shows up to a place like this without any intention of paying? She obviously had money on her. She’s carrying what appears to be some sort of purse, which likely contains a credit card or cash. So she could have just paid for this food herself. But instead she saw the opportunity to take money out of some minimum wage worker’s pocket and get herself a free grinder. It’s not like she stole money from some big business. She took it directly from the people who she was looking in the face while they made her food. It simply doesn’t get any more ratchet than that.

Clock’s ticking. Who knows this chick?



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13 Comment(s)
  • name
    December 20, 2016 at 7:35 pm

    looks like this pill head that lives at 45 grand st. maybe..

  • Deven King
    December 16, 2016 at 8:16 pm

    Posting someone’s name that you think may be the thief is irresponsible!!

  • Ed
    December 16, 2016 at 11:17 am

    We should have compassion for this white trash wonder at this time of year. Maybe she already spent her welfare check buying crack for her boyfriend? Maybe she exhausted her food stamp allotment on beer and lottery tickets? I say us working people should give scum like this a raise. But some smart ass politician from Texas is proposing legislation to cut my social security to make it solvent for years to come which will benefit the leaches of society instead of those who contribute. Anyhow, I’m sure this thief will send him a note of thanks.

  • Reddog
    December 15, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    Cmon,somebody must recognize her

  • Independent Thinker
    December 15, 2016 at 4:03 pm

    By stealing tips, you are basically stealing the server’s salary. That’s the money they need to live and pay their bills. It’s not a vacation fund.

    One of these days she is going to steal from the wrong person and then something horrible will end up happening when she is caught. Not a threat. Just a warning. Be careful when you steal from others.

  • Professor M
    December 15, 2016 at 12:22 pm

    I’m pretty sure that’s FiestyLawyer. Is there any audio of her talking about stuffing wine bottles up womens cunts? She likes to keep it classy like that.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      December 15, 2016 at 2:16 pm

      It could be worse. I could have said Lucille… Negan owes me a favor.

      • BobnMic
        December 15, 2016 at 2:26 pm

        Your rapidly growing hate base must really get under your skin I bet huh you widdle snowflake. Your steering wheel must be loose from all that fist pounding. How’s that investigation going? Find me out yet? I’m awaiting that big time shame attack you so profoundly threatened to do. Come on Dick Tracy where is it? None of us are getting any younger here so let’s step it up shall we?

        Ya just what I thought. Again – More of your bullshit same as always. lmao at you.

        • Paul Larson
          December 15, 2016 at 2:35 pm

          You sir… Are a tough guy… Bravo. A true keyboard warrior! Phew… I ain’t seen such vicious cyber combat since the great beanie baby authenticity war of ought four…

  • Boner Guy
    December 15, 2016 at 11:48 am

    The looks, the adventurous side evident by the willingness to commit petty larceny in broad daylight and a gal who can shovel down a large order of mozzarella sticks…I can’t say I know her but I can say I have a boner.

    • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
      December 15, 2016 at 11:56 am

      Yeah…she’s got me raging hard too. If I had pants on, I’d be pitching a tent for sure.

  • Podunk Plumber
    December 15, 2016 at 10:56 am

    When the courthouse is open, that stretch of route 9 from the Big Y, plaza, where the City Bus stops to uncle Sams pizza. Looks like The Walking Dead. All the ratchets from Spencer to Warren to Ware and everywhere in between get summoned there. You can see from the sun shining through the windows, in the pictures, that this was during the day time. I’m going to go out on a limb and say it was a weekday.

    • Statingtheobvious
      December 15, 2016 at 1:32 pm

      Thank you Captain Obvious… It is stated in the story that this happened on Wednesday afternoon 12/14/16 around 2:30pm…

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