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Anyone Recognize This Braintree Buttmunching Home Burglar?

Anyone Recognize This Braintree Buttmunching Home Burglar?

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Anyone recognize this buttmuncher out of Braintree?

If so then the first thing you should obviously do is contact the Braintree PD. And of course the second thing you should do is send us his name, and God willing his publicly viewable Facebook page. I really despise people who break into homes. Nothing makes you feel more violated then coming home to the place you rest your head and feed your family only to find out that some chudstuffer has broken in and helped himself to all the things you paid for.

5 Comment(s)
  • Donald J. Trummp
    November 20, 2017 at 2:14 pm

    Wouldn’t it be nice if one of these people said, “Get that son of a b**** off that ladder?” I can tell you, they don’t know it yet, but they’d be the most popular person in Braintree.

  • MJ
    November 20, 2017 at 1:37 pm

    Burglars deserve bullets!

  • Barry
    November 20, 2017 at 11:54 am

    So that’s what a mouth breather looks like

  • Cheatriots
    November 20, 2017 at 11:50 am

    Patriots gear is becoming the new Bulls hat.

  • ElJefe72
    November 20, 2017 at 11:15 am

    Yeah, why can’t he just start a GoFundMe page like all the other ratchets?

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