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Anyone Recognzie This Skinny Jeaned Nutwaffle Stealing A Working Man’s Tools On Christmas Eve?

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Anyone Recognzie This Skinny Jeaned Nutwaffle Stealing A Working Man’s Tools On Christmas Eve?

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Scumbag alert out of Warwick:

Unforgivable. Simply unforgivable for a grown man to wear skinny jeans.

What time are we skateboarding dude?

God this boils my blood. A working man gets robbed by some junkbox nutwaffle who’s probably collecting from the state for a living, and on Christmas Eve nonetheless. They take away his ability to earn a living so they can trade it in for some half priced food stamps.

I gotta say that I respect the shit out of this guy for his fire and thirst for revenge too. Especially this part:

“well let me tell you something if these junkies think that I’m going to sit around and admit defeat and let those tools go YOUR SADLY MISTAKEN!!! I will not rest untill I find those tools you have my word on that!”

This guy is basically dealing with the same bullshit we are. Terrible people are trying to bring him down. But instead of admitting defeat he fights back. So let’s help him win. If you recognize this schmuck:

Let us know.

Tangent – this is yet another reason that what Facebook is doing by removing our pages goes against the public good. With our ability to reach 112,000 people it drastically increases our chances of one of our readers knowing this guy, as opposed to a page with 15,000 followers. What if one of those missing 97,000 turtle riders knows who this guy is but has’t found the Turtleboy Refugees page yet? Facebook isn’t just affecting Turtleboy, they’re affecting the entire community. As usual, Facebook stands with junkboxes, deadbeats, and scam artists.

8 Comment(s)
  • Holden Bitches
    December 28, 2017 at 5:33 am

    Holden pizza bitch dipped tools in cheese and ate half of them her daughter and son ground the rest of them up and snorted them off their moms hairy ass and it’s all tbs fault for exposing their boozing and school day drug craze.

  • Thieving junkies must die.
    December 28, 2017 at 12:09 am

    Don’t fk with the trades.
    Lowest thing you can do is rob a man of his tools.
    I hope they go to a pawn shop with really good cameras that knows them.
    Broken bones for these maggots.
    Fk them and their “disease”.

  • stubborn
    December 27, 2017 at 5:01 pm

    “This guy is basically dealing with the same bullshit we are.
    Terrible people are trying to bring him down.”

    dare i say,
    packs of hyenas?


    • not a hippo
      December 27, 2017 at 5:27 pm

      wow… that fat?

  • Its2017
    December 27, 2017 at 1:38 pm

    What’s wrong with a grown man wearing “skinny jeans”? The 90s are over. That baggy pants look is so 1999.

    • Yuck
      December 27, 2017 at 4:00 pm

      Grown men wearing skinny jeans are pole smokers. The rest of the world is laughing at them queers.

  • Hillary Clinton
    December 27, 2017 at 11:52 am

    I think victims of theft and robbery need to be more understanding of the challenges that scumbags, dirtbags, junkies, and thieves face every day.

    • The Vorlon
      December 27, 2017 at 12:37 pm

      I think Hillary needs to be more understanding about her husbands humidors.

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