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As Much As We Hate Charlie Baker The Groping Incident Involving His Son And A Plus Sized Woman Yelling #MeToo On A Plane Just Doesn’t Pass The Smell Test

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A lot of people have messaged us about Charlie Baker’s son being questioned about an allegation of sexual misconduct on a plane

A son of Massachusetts’ governor has been accused of improper conduct aboard a jetliner, and an aide says he will cooperate. Republican Gov. Charlie Baker’s spokeswoman, Lizzy Guyton, is calling it “a personal matter for the Baker family” and says Andrew Baker “will cooperate with any request from authorities.” No charges have been filed against Baker’s son, who goes by the nickname A.J. JetBlue says its crew on a flight from Washington to Boston was notified of an incident between customers shortly before landing, when it was met by authorities Wednesday night. No further details were immediately available.

Everyone expected us to jump on this because we can’t stand Charlie Baker. But if we did that solely out of spite then we wouldn’t be a real news blog. Turtleboy sticks to the facts and doesn’t let personal grudges cloud our judgement. And the fact of the matter is that none of this made any sense.

Where were all the witnesses if this took place on a crowded plane?

Who gropes the person next to them?

What was their seating arrangement?

What happened before this?

Who was the woman making the allegation?

If there were any sort of credible allegations then why wasn’t he arrested?

Quite frankly it sounds made up. And the fact that his father is a corrupt politician who continues to protect scumbags like Dan Bennett doesn’t change that.

Nevertheless the #MeToo Nazis are out and demanding blood:

We have a source telling us that the woman making the allegations is a super plus sized SJW Harvard professor. I’m sorry, but knowing who the “victim” is will affect our opinion. If it’s really some rabid plus sized SJW Harvard professor then I’m inclined not to believe her. Because I just have a hard time believing that this dude reached over and started grabbing some Klump’s funbags without her consent. Who does that on a plane with witnesses everywhere?

WCVB had an update earlier this afternoon:

Federal officials are investigating the alleged incident, in which a female passenger said A.J. Baker groped her, touching her right breast, despite her telling him to stop. No criminal charges have been filed. The incident is alleged to have happened Wednesday on Flight 1354 bound for Boston. 5 Investigates has learned the flight was in the air for about 45 minutes after leaving Reagan National Airport when the 29-year-old woman quickly stood up from her seat and asked a flight attendant for help. The woman was visibly upset. Baker and the woman, who is from the Boston area, were seated next to each other.

Stop right there. What seat was she in? Window? Middle? Aisle? That matters. If she had an aisle seat then I find it impossible to believe that she needed help pulling him away from him. At any point she could’ve gotten up and walked away.

Witnesses are chiming in now:

One witness reported hearing the passenger say, “don’t do that.” Another witness reported seeing Baker lean over toward the woman. A third person on the flight reported that Baker told a flight attendant that the woman was his sister’s friend. JetBlue personnel advised Baker to stop his behavior and moved the woman to another seat.

“Don’t do that?”

Don’t do what? This doesn’t really tell us anything at all.

Where was the witness sitting who saw him lean over toward the woman? Directly behind them? Across the aisle? What was he doing? Groping her? Motorboating? These witnesses sound pretty useless to me.

And was the “victim” really his sister’s friend? Or was he just saying that because he was shitcocked? I have a hard time believing he got wasted in 45 minutes on a plane.

5 Investigates has learned that the pilot of the plane considered diverting the flight to a New York airport but continued to Boston because it would take the same amount of time. The flight landed at 11:28 p.m. according to flight records. Baker asked if he had done anything wrong when JetBlue staff told him he’d have to meet with state police at the airport. He said he had been asleep the whole flight.

And yes, it does matter if she’s “plus sized.” These plane seats are small. If your gravitational pull is stronger than a milk crate full of shot puts then there’s gonna be some overflow into the seat next to you. That’s just science. Was he inadvertently coming in contact with a spare honch? He says he was sleeping the whole flight. Was he passing out on top of her and she just wanted to have her #MeToo moment? Because if she’s really a plus sized women’s studies professor from Harvard then I can totally picture her using innocent inadvertent contact as a way to victimize herself.

Either way, we write blogs based on facts, and we don’t let political differences affect our blogs. If there’s evidence he did something wrong he would’ve been arrested and should’ve been arrested. But quite frankly it’s just believable right now. If you have any information about this, including the name of the accuser, we’d love to look into this more. Hit us up at [email protected]

32 Comment(s)
  • Chahlie Baka
    August 3, 2018 at 8:33 am

    What me worry? Also please turn in all your registered guns. If you have illegal guns you can keep them because nobody is going to do a “mandatory” one year sentence since nobody ever has. Also we’re gonna need a few billion dollars more from you for “the children”.

  • Moe Love
    July 7, 2018 at 3:43 pm

    Seriouly?! Nobody ” Hates Charlie Baker.” Just ask any Democrat Massachusetts.

  • panzer9811
    June 27, 2018 at 10:46 pm

    I’m slightly disappointed that there is no picture of this alleged wildebeest. I am confident, however, that TB will come up with one. That said, I do not fly. I just don’t. I do, however, go to hockey games, concerts, theater, etc. and I must say………if some big fat sweaty titty, smelly bitty was encroaching on my (paid for) space, I would use any means necessary to remove said offense. A nudge, a push, a tow-truck, whatever the load calls for. I do not pay good money to share my seat, armrest or any portion thereof with anyone but myself, fat skinny or otherwise.

  • Burt Hurtensteiner
    June 27, 2018 at 5:30 am

    Useless article. Yet, I reas it. I was hoping to see some “facks.” All lousy opinions. Smdh

  • Governors Mansion
    June 26, 2018 at 9:32 am

    Nothing to see here. Who hasn’t been taken off a plane after it has landed by the State Police? It’s called respect!!

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    June 26, 2018 at 8:32 am

    Lauren drunkenly molested me at a fundraiser. I didn’t not like it.

    • Sugar Momma
      June 26, 2018 at 11:04 pm

      who is lauren?

  • Justice
    June 26, 2018 at 8:12 am

    You say you report on facts, but all you did here is report on your opinions of plus size people, particularly women, while using your sexist terms for female body parts. Anyone ever notice how male body parts are referred to as trouser trout, yet a women’s is referred to as funbags (for male pleasure I’m assuming) or tampon tunnel which is digusting? And yes, I agree the scrolling is beyond annoying, and then you finally get to the comments section and you get bounced all over the page. I very rarely even read this shit anymore even though sometimes there is sometimes some great stories. Sexism, shaming the poor, fat shaming, and annoying scrolling and pop ups is what really keeps me away. Would never pay for this.

    • Finn
      June 26, 2018 at 10:12 am

      Justice,

      “You say you report on facts, but all you did here is report on your opinions of plus size people, particularly women, while using your sexist terms for female body parts.”

      TBS is an equal opportunity when it comes to “colorful” language. You’re zeroing in one women only. I could give you a laundry list of “not-so-nice” adjective that have described men.

      “Anyone ever notice how male body parts are referred to as trouser trout, yet a women’s is referred to as funbags (for male pleasure I’m assuming) or tampon tunnel which is digusting?”

      Is that a question? This isn’t CNN or Fox news (where facts get distorted on a daily basis). TBS reports FACTS peppered with humor and disdain for the morons that practice idiotic (and often criminal) behavior. You’re confusing entertaining adjectives and funny verbs that actually are describing real behavior/actions as merely opinions.

      “the scrolling is beyond annoying, and then you finally get to the comments section and you get bounced all over the page.”

      Preach. Agreed.

      “annoying scrolling and pop ups is what really keeps me away.”

      But you’re still here. Commenting. Also, it’s very telling that what “really keeps [you] away” is the scrolling – not the accusations of sexism, shaming, etc. Your [lack of] intelligence is shining.

      “Would never pay for this.”

      Then, go. Plsthnx.

      Get Fucked,
      Finn

      ps — give me 1 example where TBS has misreported facts as opinions.

      • Stunt Penis
        June 26, 2018 at 10:22 am

        1. Using a good ad blocker with your browser will prevent you from seeing all the annoying pop-ups.

        2. Easiest way to see the comments is to use the mouse and quickly scroll all the way to the bottom of the article. The “expanding scroll list” of articles is outright fucking annoying. I have no idea who the dumb-ass was who thought that was a great idea to include… yea, great idea, annoy the piss out of your user base.

        3. If you use a mobile device to read TBS, you’re completely fucked, as you have neither tool at your disposal to make the site usable.

        4. Maybe its just a slow news cycle, but the article quality sure seems to have gone downhill as of late.

      • Justice
        June 26, 2018 at 3:11 pm

        Finn…
        I am not going to engage like I have seen you do here countless times, telling people to get fucked and whatever other childish thing comes to mind, but your point was taken regarding humor or attempted humor, and I feel the need to clarify.

        1) I never said, TBS misreported opinions as facts. (In fact I marvel at some of the stories that come out of TBS,) I simply said that THIS particular story which TBS initially stayed away from due to lack of facts had zero facts, just opinions of the supposed overweight SJW nobody knows.

        2) The main reason I pulled away from TBS was the CONSTANT shaming stories and occasional sexism. The shaming is boring boring boring. It’s not news. It’s filler for when there are no good stories blowing up. I’m sorry, but I do not feel like the sexism is equal opportunity. I do not feel like sexual assault is a joke. I’m not saying Baker did anything…but TBS treated it as a joke. Boys will be boys joke. Whether you are on a plane ,at work, or at a football game, and whether it’s actual assault or drunken lewdness, it’s wrong. So if she were groped, spoken to suggestively, harassed, or made fun of, it is wrong. I’m betting he did SOMETHING. Privileged brat.

        3) I didn’t say I do not read TBS anymore…but I have stayed away a lot due to the reasons above. Personal preference. My main concern was mentioned above, so I don’t know where you got the impression that I put scrolling and pop ups on a page above my stance on sexually insulting and berating women, but then again, doesn’t matter. You grasped at things you thought could make a difference. It didn’t. The thumbs down tally means nothing because essentially who comments here? A FEW (very few now) real people. TBS staff. TBS die hards. Deranged people whose “friends” and social life is the comment section of TBS, and TOTAL TBS HATERS who comment under fake names just to piss someone off or get TBS shut down.

        4) Not gonna say Get Fucked to you, and Im not going to stay away. I will read when I want and will stay away when I want. I will comment when I feel the need or have something to say. I will most likely tune in on occasion until the end of TBS. Who knows?

        Anyway…you have a good day, Finn.

        Justice

        • Finn
          June 27, 2018 at 9:31 am

          Justice,

          Suck my dick.

          “I am not going to engage like I have seen you do here countless times, ”

          Because you have nothing clever or interesting to say — and if you did have something worthy, you wouldn’t have the balls to write it. You’d be too afraid of offending someone.

          “telling people to get fucked and whatever other childish thing comes to mind”

          When people do horrible, shameful and criminal things – I tell them to “get fucked”. How is that childish? Would you rather I give them a coloring book and safe space to think about what they’ve done?

          “1) I never said, TBS misreported opinions as facts. .. I simply said that THIS particular story which TBS initially stayed away from due to lack of facts had zero facts, just opinions of the supposed overweight SJW nobody knows.”

          Show me where TBS misreported opinions as facts. You’re saying the same thing with just different words (that’s why I stick with “Get Fucked” – you know what I mean every single time I write it). Yet, you still haven’t shown me where TBS lied or “misreported opinions”. It’s a simple task, just show me.

          “2) The main reason I pulled away from TBS was the CONSTANT shaming stories and occasional sexism.”

          They’re not known for handing out trophies for illegal and scamming behavior. Shaming people seems to get them to stop their ridiculous behavior.

          “The shaming is boring boring boring. It’s not news.”

          Don’t read – easy. Go read Harry Potter. It *is* news to point out what moronic and criminal people engage in on a daily basis and people like YOU come to their defense.

          “Boys will be boys joke. Whether you are on a plane ,at work, or at a football game, and whether it’s actual assault or drunken lewdness, it’s wrong. So if she were groped, spoken to suggestively, harassed, or made fun of, it is wrong. I’m betting he did SOMETHING. Privileged brat.”

          You’re more offended by “boy[s] jokes” more so than practicing “innocent until proven guilty”? You’d rather “bet” he did something because of his race, gender and economic status? How noble of you.

          “I don’t know where you got the impression that I put scrolling and pop ups on a page above my stance on sexually insulting and berating women, but then again, doesn’t matter.”

          The excessive scrolling and pop-ups are a pain in ass. That’s all you got right.

          “A FEW (very few now) real people. TBS staff. TBS die hards. Deranged people whose “friends” and social life is the comment section of TBS, and TOTAL TBS HATERS who comment under fake names just to piss someone off or get TBS shut down.”

          This is the part that makes *always* makes me laugh. You’d be *very* surprised who writes/comments on this blog. You are in the camp of “I hope TBS fails because it makes me uncomfortable” — I’m guessing your sympathies usually lie with the subject of the stories.

          Get Fucked (hard – sounds like you need it),
          Finn

          • panzer9811
            June 27, 2018 at 9:58 pm

            You are too true…..and too fucking funny! Keep up the enlightening, inspiring comments.
            Fondly,
            Panzer

        • Stunt Penis
          June 27, 2018 at 10:09 am

          Justice,

          I disagree with most of your post — generally I do not feel the articles as written are sexist. Certainly, many of the comments are, but, the blog authors are not responsible for the comments/trolls.

          Where I will agree with your assessment though are on the podcasts. I made the mistake of listening to one of the podcasts one evening, and found the language completely unprofessional — even in a joking around sense (and you have to take many of the TB articles in that light.) IMO the podcasts do significant damage to TBS’s desire to be considered a serious news outlet.

  • Stunt Penis
    June 26, 2018 at 7:18 am

    The only reason this is an issue is because the kid’s father is a Republican. Well, more like a squish Republican, but he has an R after his name not a D, so in SJW-bizzaro-world that makes Charlie the next best thing to Mussolini…

    All the kid has to do for a defense is claim Ted Kennedy possessed his body. Then everything will be okay, because if you have D after your name, “boys will be boys”, and who was the journalist who said she would gladly “drop to her knees” for Billy boy?

  • Jack
    June 26, 2018 at 1:17 am

    Flying used to be fun light years ago. Now, it’s boring & one can’t even catch a descent buzz anymore. First class is the way to go, if a person can afford it.

  • Walter " Banging For Dollars" Bird
    June 25, 2018 at 10:25 pm

    Tell AJ to get in touch with me. I got some tips on how to score Harvard chicks. Promise them a meeting with your special friend. Tell them you are tight with Liarwather opps I mean Senator Elizabeth Warren. Then they give up more than boobies. I would have gotten her into the bathroom for some pang.

  • Eric
    June 25, 2018 at 8:32 pm

    Another BS story. No she was not an older or plus sized girl. The incident was witnessed by several people, including airline crew. AJ refused to leave the girl alone so they had to move her to another seat and they called the authorities. Maybe his daddy can just blame it on ambien.

    • Suga Momma
      June 26, 2018 at 11:10 pm

      Can you cite your sources to confirm it was not a plus sized female, and that AJ would not leave the girl alone according to an unbiased 3rd party? The “witnesses” the news sources cite are barely credible and boringly vague.

  • Clitty Litter
    June 25, 2018 at 7:56 pm

    Great. Sitting next to T-Rex with the mammae pointing East and West.
    Poor devil.

  • Linda
    June 25, 2018 at 6:58 pm

    If he touched her it was definitely by accident since Bakers sons is as gay as a 3 dollar bill.

  • TJB
    June 25, 2018 at 4:54 pm

    I flew united on one of those ‘regional jets’. The seats are ridiculously small. If you have an empty seat next to you, its not bad. Just my luck, I thought I was all set…. last minute comes standby passenger in the 400 club. I bet they had to put all the bags & cargo in the back or it would be too nose heavy to take off. Now I am squished between hagzilla and the window. After invading my space, the first thing I noticed was the smell. Kind of like trying to mask the smell of shit with baby powder. Now I lost my armrest… and sat kind of like a gargoyle for the entire miserable affair. There’s something about a obese person eating that makes me disgusted. You want to turn and say ‘have you ever tried a salad?’ When I got off in Boston, I wanted to shower right there in the men’s room. The only thing more disgusting than this whale was the smell when she stood up. I almost yacked right then and there. Please take the train next time, cankles.

    • Hughbo Mont
      June 26, 2018 at 2:05 pm

      The ole seat belt extender! LOL

    • panzer9811
      June 27, 2018 at 10:07 pm

      First-my sincerest sympathies.
      I must confess, however, your description of the incident made me cry, I laughed so hard.
      LMAO……Condolences.

  • Dante
    June 25, 2018 at 4:20 pm

    Yeah, what’s up with the need to scroll down into the Seventh Level of Hell to get to the comments section?

    Oh. Right. This is TurtleBoy.

    Makes sense.

  • BigBitch
    June 25, 2018 at 3:35 pm

    LOL… “Moo Too”
    You see… that’s funny

  • Ace
    June 25, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Wow. TBOY really sucks. And you want money for this trash?

    • Screw PC
      June 25, 2018 at 4:37 pm

      When we want your opinion, we’ll fucking slap it out of your bitch face, Acehole.

      Go continue fist fucking your own ass.

  • Johnny Rocket
    June 25, 2018 at 3:13 pm

    Well I was going to comment more but my fingers are tired from scrolling down trying to find the comment section. Geezus folks.

  • SnarkyRider
    June 25, 2018 at 2:53 pm

    I’ve had “plus sized” men and women spill over I to my seat when flying. Who knows what my arms and elbows brushed against every time I moved.
    #MooToo

    • SMH
      June 25, 2018 at 4:04 pm

      Absolutely! Spillover even more certain with narrow Jet Blue seats. I’m sure Andrew did his best not to touch any part of her, as would any man.

      • PC police
        June 25, 2018 at 9:38 pm

        You better not be fat shaming! THAT’S DISCRIMINATION! People of size shouldn’t be forced to buy an extra seat for your comfort! We already face enough discrimination on a daily basis as it is!

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