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Not sure why we’re just seeing this home made diss track from some voke-stached Websterite in 2015, but it’s amazing:
Come on Ice Pube, you gotta be better than that. And Yokozuna called, he wants is white tee back.
Rule #1 of dissing Turtleboy in a freestyle rap – no notebooks. It’s a 45 second rap. If you can’t memorize 45 seconds worth of diss track lyrics then you’re just not cut out for the rap battle game. Sorry, but Uncle Turtleboy will smoke you if you bring that weak sauce to the turtle gates. FACKS!!
“You’re insane, think I won’t go after you? What the fuck I’m sposed to do? Talk until I turn blue?”
Uhoh, he’s “going after” Turtleboy. And by that he means having his boy toy record him in a state of the art rap studio that the civilized world refers to as an attic.
The hat. Nuff said.
Here’s my question where does he rank among these legends?
So many wigtacular legends coming out of Turtleboy blogs these days it’s hard to rank em all.
Obviously 15 Cents burgeoning rap career has taken off since this video premiere. It’s brought him to such glamorous places as Market Basket….
And McDonald’s, where employees ask him to stop taking pictures of them, but he takes them anyway:
Things will pick up one of these days as he’s clearly on the road to stardom. In the meantime he needs some cash to get that first record label off the ground, so he’s doing what I did when I was 10 years old to make money:
Nah dude, I got a snowblower and shit. If you want you can drive your car over to my house and pick it up. Oh wait…..
Don’t worry, things are gonna pick up any day now. Your big break is definitely coming. Definitely. And when it does, you’re finally gonna be able to afford that razor you always dreamed of. After that you’ll be able to get rid of that collection of dirt, Big Mac special sauce residue, and broken dreams that’s growing on top of your upper lip.
Evidently Poop Dog over here has wanted our attention for a long time. We must’ve missed this message because sadly we are not Facebook friends with him:
We wrote the wrong article? He sent this on February 19, 2016. Apparently he was referring to this blog:
Yup, that’s his boy right there – Jared Brinkley. He pulled off an impressive feat we’ve never see before – the two for one DUI. Both he and the skagbag he was slinging yogurt at got a DUI on the same half mile car ride. All these Webster-Dudley junior hoodboogers roll together. One of them gets blogged about and we’re pretty much guaranteed to hear from the whole crew. I’m getting hard just thinking about the diss track they’re gonna unleash after this blog.
That actually gives me an idea. If anyone out there ever feels slighted or misrepresented by a Turtleboy blog, if you make a diss track video, we will post it in a followup redemption blog. From here on out that’s our new policy. Just bring your A game, and no notebooks like Methamphetamine Man over here.