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Assbag Who Killed Someone While Speeding 5 Minutes After He Just Got A Ticket For Speeding Also Had 5 Other Speeding Tickets And Still Has License


MassliveThe 30-year-old Westminster man cited for speeding five minutes before a fatal crash in Auburn last week has been charged with motor vehicle homicide, according to Auburn Police Chief Andrew Sluckis Jr. Dennis Maccarone was issued a citation on the motor vehicle homicide charge Monday afternoon, according to the police chief. He will be arraigned in Worcester District Court at a later date, Sluckis said.  Authorities said Maccarone was driving a pickup truck that crashed head-on into a Subaru driven by 34-year-old Keith Arsenault on Route 20 in Auburn Thursday.

Arsenault, who lived in Douglas and Woonsocket, Rhode Island, died Sunday from his injuries at UMass Memorial Medical Center in Worcester. Maccarone was cited for speeding on Route 20 just five minutes before the crash. He was driving 70 mph in a 40 mph zone about two miles from the crash, the chief said. According to records from the Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles, Maccarone has been cited a handful of times for speeding in the past. Maccarone was cited for a marked lanes violation and driving negligently as to endanger immediately after the crash.

A preliminary investigation shows Maccarone was driving eastbound on Route 20 in Auburn when he crossed into the westbound lane. He struck the Subaru driven by Arsenault head-on, police said. Arsenault tried to swerve but was unable to avoid the truck. Auburn police asked the state RMV to suspend Maccarone’s license. His license was suspended on Friday.

RMV records show Maccarone was cited for speeding in Lancaster in 2006. He was cited for speeding in a special regulation zone in Westminster in 2007. A few years later, in June 2010, Maccarone was cited again for speeding in a special regulation zone in Westminster. Another speeding citation was issued to Maccarone in Princeton in October 2010. RMV records show another citation for speeding in a special regulation zone in Westminster in November 2016. He was also cited for speeding in Auburn before the fatal crash.

Name an institution more useless and corrupt than the RMV. You can’t. This is the same institution that got 7 bikers killed in New Hampshire last June because they were too unorganized and lazy to suspend the license of truck driver Boris Clitoris. That hack Stephanie Pollack kept her job as Secretary of Transportation despite that because that’s what happens when you’re Charlie Baker’s buddy. Her haircut alone should be disqualifying.

This asshole was destined to kill someone. He had 18 violations total!! He made that perfectly clear with his driving record, yet he got to keep his license.

About seven years ago I had to go to a class for driving rejects in Leominster because I had three moving violations in a two year period. One of them was 65 in a 55, and the others were an inspection sticker and a tail light. I’m not exactly a menace behind the wheel, but I went with all the rejects and heard their stories and I really wish Turtleboy was around back then because there were some CHARACTERS in that room. Basically assholes like this.

Well guess what? That class doesn’t work. I spent eight hours there listening to assholes trade war stories, and I’m pretty sure nobody learned a Goddamn thing. Driving is a privilege, not a right, and this asshole never should’ve been allowed to drive in the first place.


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51 Comment(s)
  • Bobo Olsen
    March 10, 2020 at 10:08 pm

    Who’s the ugly cunt with him

    March 10, 2020 at 8:31 am

    Peekyou identifies him as Dennis4202, I guess the name Dennis420 was already taken. He identifies himself as “professional pothead”. Ok, we legalized it. Anyone surprised by the outcome?

  • bigdaddy
    March 10, 2020 at 8:00 am

    Name an institution more useless and corrupt than the RMV. The AGs office in MA

    • bigdaddy
      Joe Early
      March 10, 2020 at 8:09 am

      I may not be the most corrupt but its not for lack of trying though

    • foleyworld
      Casino Scum
      March 11, 2020 at 10:40 pm

      Or how about the Mass State Police?
      As for this pussy, Man with nose ring = flaming fag EVERY time! He’s gonna live jail.

  • Rocky Dennis
    March 10, 2020 at 6:39 am

    Driving is absolutely a right. Of course if you drive like this guy you lose that right, but it’s still a right. Is walking a privilege too???

    • Your Step Dad Whi Bangs Your Mom And Her Sister
      March 11, 2020 at 10:34 am

      Driving is a right?
      I nit only disagree but I think you’re a moronic cunt

  • Annoyed Turtle Girl
    March 10, 2020 at 12:53 am

    In the city I live in, there’s an electronic sign in front of one of the police stations that says: “Get your head out of your apps”.

  • Ron Jeremy
    March 10, 2020 at 12:51 am

    looks like Luke Bryan’s twin
    lukebryan dot com
    fucking faggot should get 30 whacks with that odd chicks axe or a dozen with one of those 6 dollar machetes at hahbah freight

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 10, 2020 at 12:30 am

    he was fastly furious, driving with a mixture of Diesel and wine, his corpus callosum severed by Hollywood, causing him to remain emotionally retarded and a Democrat.

    PS and a fuckin’ murderer.

  • Nee Chi
    March 9, 2020 at 11:20 pm

    Funny how you end up in a room full of ratchets time and time again…


  • You must be a dick in real life
    March 9, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    Man you have to be a real dick to actually get a moving violation for a tail light

  • Renfro
    March 9, 2020 at 9:03 pm

    Now just one look at this shit stain and you can tell his hobby is sucking cocks
    He’s got cum in his moustache in the picture

  • JizzMasterZero
    March 9, 2020 at 8:33 pm

    70 in a 40? Should have been arrested for driving to endanger.
    That’s 75% more than the speed limit, the equivalent of driving 114 MPH in a 65 zone. If you’re going 114 on the highway, you’re getting arrested.
    He will probably weasel out of the criminal charges – people like this usually do – but not a wrongful death civil suit.

    • WeRFucked
      March 10, 2020 at 8:46 am

      Plead to a lesser charge. Done.

      Jail time? No fucking way.

      Wrongful death? You can’t get blood from a stone.

      I hate assholes like this hair-gel-loving cock-sucking shitty-driving mother-fucker.

    • Buford T Justice
      March 11, 2020 at 10:37 am

      This is Alabama it a Sinokey and the Bear movie

  • Greta Thunberg
    March 9, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    How dare you?!

    • chris tranos in rockport
      March 10, 2020 at 12:42 am

      suck my cock you fucking retard, then get a rope and find a tree

  • LOB
    March 9, 2020 at 7:08 pm

    Dead man walking!

  • We need a purdge
    March 9, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    No big deal here in assachusetts,the commonwealth loves this stuff,it’s a win win for the state budget.any and all crime pays the commonwealth ,but the victim of any crime is never made whole.

  • jb
    March 9, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    Well, at least he doesn’t look like a lowlife degenerate from the hemorrhoid region of Massachusetts.

  • Bob
    March 9, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    “Name an institution more useless and corrupt than the RMV.”

    The Mass State Lottery

    • M H
      March 9, 2020 at 5:15 pm

      The Mass State Police. Corruptus in Totalis
      overtime scandal
      stolen guns scandal
      Ali Bibeaud scandal
      Leigh Genduso scandal (personal favorite.)
      multiple DUI’s
      other yet to be released scandals

      • Honey Badger
        March 9, 2020 at 5:16 pm

        You beat me to it by 1 minute.

        • M H
          March 9, 2020 at 6:00 pm

          Funny. I was thinking I’d be too late as I was writing! At least no new scandals aired since my first post (That we know of).

    • Honey Badger
      March 9, 2020 at 5:16 pm

      Mass State Police

  • Jack Meoff
    March 9, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    He looks like speed racer if speeds parents were siblings.

  • RMV
    March 9, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    He needs to be banned from driving, permanently.

  • Hard-working RMV
    March 9, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    The RMV is hardly “unorganized and lazy.” Charlie Baker has its employees working overtime to issue fake IDs to illegals, so they can vote Dem. and collect all the cash, housing, and health benefits possible. The fact that the RMV let this guy continue driving suggests the RMV is dumping violation notices in those bins in Quincy again.

    • Dubass
      March 10, 2020 at 8:42 am

      You know he’s a republican right??

      • Douchecanoe
        March 10, 2020 at 8:48 am

        And your point is what? Every political party, race, religion, sex, etc has their fuckups. This douchcanoe is a prime example.

      • WeRFucked
        March 10, 2020 at 8:53 am

        Dubass is dumb as shit.

        Charlie? A Republican? You are a fucking stupid dumb ass.

        Look at his record shit stain. A true Republican could never win Massachusetts.

        What an asshole.

  • Coronavirus Virtue Signalling
    March 9, 2020 at 4:05 pm

    I’m out of control

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 9, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    Well, I don’t see how he’s going to get off this time, but then again this is Massachusetts and you never know. If he does get off, this is another example of waiting, biding your time, and then two years from now or three years from now you whack him. You must have patience when you seek revenge. But wait long enough and revenge will be yours

  • Captain Trips
    Dennis's Sister
    March 9, 2020 at 3:53 pm

    Dennis! Grandma wants her cataract glasses back NOW!

  • Truth
    March 9, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    If only law abiding citizens had a group standing up for their rights. Criminals like this shitheel have the ACLU who will go to bat for him and thousands like him. Driving isnt a right and should not be treated as such.

  • randiguy2006
    March 9, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    “About seven years ago I had to go to a class for driving rejects in Leominster because…”

    Does it make you feel better when you find rachets that are more rachet then you?

    • Rick Astley
      March 9, 2020 at 4:13 pm

      Give it up Lolz

    • Billybob
      March 9, 2020 at 9:06 pm


      Speaking of ratchets is your mother still giving blowjobs for rum and cokes in the back booth at the Center Tavern?

  • Sad
    March 9, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    Sadly, taking away a license won’t stop an a-hole like this from driving. What’s even worse is the court will give him a slap on the wrist and he’ll be out (assuming he even goes in) to jail in no time.

    • Spoiled
      June 3, 2020 at 9:46 pm

      He still hasn’t even been arraigned. How are people from protests getting arraigned. He killed someone and nothing. Left the state to go on vacation yet the man he killed will never enjoy life. Total BS!!!

  • Rajon Rondo
    March 9, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    That flat brim gotta be a Bulls….

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 9, 2020 at 3:42 pm

    A man with a nose ring, or any type of piercings, is called a FAGGOT

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      March 9, 2020 at 3:51 pm

      I agree ST

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 9, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    Has my vote for most punchable face outside of Rian Waters

    I’d also like to pull that fucking nose ring out with pliers

    • Spic Tormentor
      March 9, 2020 at 5:58 pm

      I agree CT

    • Silencio Dogood
      March 10, 2020 at 12:36 am

      i have jumper cables that could easily connect to the nose ring… give him something to think about.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    March 9, 2020 at 3:36 pm

    He just has that face. You know the one. You just wanna put your fist through his suckhole. No rhyme. No reason. You just wanna do it.

    • Nathan Phillips
      March 9, 2020 at 3:56 pm

      I know the feeling well.

      • Captain Trips
        800 Dental Implants . com
        March 9, 2020 at 4:05 pm

        I can almost feel the satisfaction of pile driving my fist into his teeth. Then he cries, all bloody, broken teeth on the ground, and tooth stumps in his yap and all. How fulfilling would that be!

        If I were a friend or relative of the deceased, it would be a reality.

  • Baby Danzig
    March 9, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    Mommy, can I got out and kill tonight? Also, no policeman should have the suffix ‘Jr.’ in their name.

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