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Auburn Cop Killer Jorge Zambrano’s Queef Brother Giancarlo Was Arrested In Florida For Drunken Battery On A Cop

 

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Who remembers this douchebag?

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That would be Giancarlo Zambrano, the shithead brother of cop killer Jorge Zambrano, who ended the life of Auburn police officer Ron Tarentino by shooting him in the back in May of 2016.

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We’ve written about Jorge’s stupid brother many times, because he was the boyfriend of 2017 Ratchet Madness champion Trashley Losapiho, the daughter of a judge and the corrupt employee of the probation department who once gave up confidential information on state’s witnesses to her gangster friends.

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He’s also a sociopath who leaves voicemail messages like this with people who he believes have wronged him.

And in one of the biggest dickhead moves of all time he dressed his crotch fruit up as a cop and posted it as his profile picture two weeks after the murder of Ron Tarentino.

Since then Trashley dumped him once he couldn’t sell drugs up here anymore to finance her extravagant lifestyle. So he moved to Florida where we found out today that he was arrested for……

Drunken battery on a police officer and resisting arrest. Runs in the family.

So there’s your Zambrano update. He’s still a huge piece of shit, and he’s following in the family tradition of fighting cops until he dies, which hopefully will be any day now.

 

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58 Comment(s)
  • Third World Invasion
    December 23, 2019 at 2:15 am

    F oolish
    I diotic
    L oser
    T weaker
    H orrendous
    Y apster
    S ocialpath
    P athetic
    I diot
    C riminal

  • Finn
    December 22, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    I hope the Zombrano brothers fall in a pool of prostate cancer (stage 4).

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

    • Liawatha
      December 22, 2019 at 4:07 pm

      Mr Finn, You are a frequent contributor to the comment section and I just want to wish you a Happy Winter Holiday!

      • Finn
        December 22, 2019 at 4:42 pm

        Thanks! Have a great Christmas as well!

        Are you sure it’s “Mr.”?

        Fondly,
        Finn

        • ANGRY GIANT
          December 22, 2019 at 6:33 pm

          Oh My Secular Deity! I am awaiting the response, “DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?”

        • Liawatha
          December 22, 2019 at 6:35 pm

          Many, including myself are offended by the insensitive expression, “Merry Christmas.” Perhaps a less harsh “Seasons Greetings” or “Happy Winter Holiday” would be more appropriate, as not to offend. I do apologize for not respecting your pronouns. I assumed, based on your salty language, that you were a cisgendered white male. Shame on me.

          • Finn
            December 22, 2019 at 7:45 pm

            I’m happy to say I had to look up “cisgendered”. I had no idea. For the record, I “identify” exactly how I was born. It’s easier for me to remember.

    • mel
      December 23, 2019 at 1:56 am

      worcesterredsox.com..

  • Reverend Ike
    December 22, 2019 at 2:03 pm

    He doesn’t mind prison because he’s a queer and loves it when the negroe inmates fuck him up the ass

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 22, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    I would enjoy seeing his entire family in front of a firing squad.

  • Chip Striker
    December 22, 2019 at 11:26 am

    His name is Jorge and he’s a piece of shit?

    Shocker!!

  • In the CHRISTMAS Spirit. Bitch!
    December 22, 2019 at 9:51 am

    In the Christmas Spirit let’s think about all the KILL Animal shelters in Florida. So many pure, beautiful little dog and cat souls that are condemned to death for the crime of having nobody to love them.

    He exists only to inflict pain and harm, dogs and cats exist only to love, much, slobber and love. The 3 wisemen would probably agree and sell their frankincense to get those dogs to loving homes.

    Let’s use the money spent to prosecute, defend and incarcerate a violent scumdouche like him to send those furry loving critters to furrever homes and put him and others like him in the shelter kill chamber. Sounds fair to me.

  • Liawatha
    December 22, 2019 at 9:43 am

    As a Native American, I celebrate the Winter solstice. Soon Christmas will be banned and the official holiday will move to the solstice. Therefore I am wishing everyone a Happy Winter Holiday!

  • Buffalo Wide Butts
    December 22, 2019 at 8:36 am

    The chick’s chubby and has a big butt. Not up to standards for some chick living the high life off of a sugar daddy. She needs to up her game

  • Kneel For This
    December 22, 2019 at 3:19 am

    Tessa Majors a beautiful 18 year old white college student was slaughtered by 3 sons of obama monkies. Fske news says 3 teens but it was three filthy primates
    Imagine if 3 whife males did this to a sheboon. Liberal media would be going nuts about racism but everyday in America black on white violent crime is rampart and the fake news tries to pretend it doesnt exist.

    • What the hell does have to with the post?
      December 22, 2019 at 5:03 am

      Go start your own blog and call it:

      Ihavenothingtooffer.com

      • Fake News Says Zambrano Is White
        December 22, 2019 at 12:22 pm

        Keep burying your head in the sand while the black snd brown destruction occurs all around you everyday from teens hooded youths lawrence men chelsea men erc erc. Whatever label fake news can come up with to not report who is comitting most of the violent and raciist crime across America. The best was last weeks CBS Boston story about a Mr Santos who killied a miss Rodriguez and fake news said police are lookiing fir a white male. I know its tough to follow along when you fall for the liberal brain washing.

    • Diversity is Great!
      December 22, 2019 at 10:01 am

      Just the gifts of diversity presenting themselves

  • Jefe
    December 21, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    One look at that face? Total fag.

  • That 'Prison Bubba's Bitch' guy
    December 21, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    He’s gonna be Bubba’s bitch in prison lol!

  • I'm with stupid
    December 21, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    He’s looking at hard time in the big house because nobody ever get arrested for drunken disorderly in Miami.
    Oh wait, I’m sure at least 20 people get arrested for that every night 365 a year and the prosecutors drop all the charges and make them pay a $150 court fee.

  • Big Poppa
    December 21, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    I can’t believe he applied for Indigent Status, and got it.

    26 10/15/2019
    AFFIDAVIT FOR INDIGENT STATUS – INDIGENT

  • Ghost Cowboy
    December 21, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    Ghost Cowboy nodded and bellied up to the bar. Giancarlo was there placing a glass and a bottle in front of him. He poured himself and me a drink and studied me some as I did him. He was dark-skinned with flashing white teeth and the obligatory dirtbag grin. His eyes were bright like diamonds in the lamplight, his black hair greased back with a single curl at the front to bless his forehead. And then the sheriff came in and shot him like the desert rat that he was. The blood spatter on my hat was ok. The West was just a little bit safer. Good night gentlemen.

    • Seriously
      December 21, 2019 at 9:43 pm

      Go sit on a bowling ball

  • Lol your uncle
    December 21, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    Those cops are good down there not like here,they got this shithead and all the pedojew’s in Miami.

  • Who Flung Cum
    December 21, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    They don’t fuck around in the Sunshine State. Prison is privatized there, and it’s a billion dollar industry, so they WANT prisoners. 10-20-Life motha fucka!

    Trashly can get it too. I imagine she has loose, dark labias, but who am I’m to judge? I’ll only see them for the 11-25 seconds I last anyway…

  • AngryWhiteDad
    December 21, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    Of course his brother is gonna be another cop hating, gold chain wearing wannabe guido that’s actually from PR.

    His girlfriend looks mega hot in all the pictures except the bikini one. Her elephant legs were a surprise, if not a wicked disappointment.

  • Now What
    December 21, 2019 at 3:18 pm

    Hahaha this guy is a first class loser. He’s probably getting drunk on Coronas at Miami beach right now with girls in bikinis while I’m living my best life in Springfield sucking down a cpl. Natty Daddy’s, vaping and reading Turtleboy.
    Looks like I win again suckaaaas!!!

  • Chris James
    December 21, 2019 at 10:24 am

    I took a screenshot of his sexy wifey pics to use for “later”… 😉

    • Pro Rape
      December 21, 2019 at 3:01 pm

      Later? How about now! Guess what I’ve spent the last 45 minutes doing? Now I need about three oversized beach towels for a cleanup! WOULD!

      • Maybe spend the next 45 minutes
        December 21, 2019 at 9:39 pm

        Killing yourself

        • Pro Rape
          December 22, 2019 at 10:31 am

          Still too busy thinking about cockraping the slut!

          • The hell you are
            December 22, 2019 at 2:39 pm

            You’re thinking about that time you were ass-raped in prison, I know it may have been dynamite for you, but this isn’t that kind of site.

          • Pro Rape
            December 22, 2019 at 11:08 pm

            Just emptied out another bucket of cum! Sorry you’re triggered by this!

    • Geek Squad
      December 21, 2019 at 4:29 pm

      Use legal sized paper and change settings to landscape if you want to print.

  • ANGRY GIANT
    December 21, 2019 at 9:45 am

    Zambrano is if Florida. Is he still registered to vote in Massachusetts, and is he “collecting” in Massachusetts?

    • I'm with stupid
      December 21, 2019 at 7:58 pm

      ummm yeah a lot of Massachusetts residents go to Florida for the winter.
      Obviously not you or anyone you know because you’re poor.

      • ANGRY GIANT
        December 22, 2019 at 11:26 am

        Poor, but proud, and not looking for any handouts. But to bring you up to speed, Giancarlo is a sales representative with South Motors Infiniti, in Palmetto, Florida. So, again, I am wondering, because he seems to have established a presence in that state, is he registered and collecting in the glorious Commonwealth of Massachusetts? He wouldn’t be the first dirtbag to game the system and “collect” in multiple states.

        Funny how it is that we can get government documents to denote what veterans did while in the service, but when it comes to identifying what criminals get, the privacy of the criminals has to be respected.

  • ANGRY GIANT
    December 21, 2019 at 9:43 am

    In Massachusetts, if the authorities think “jail isn’t working for him”, they let the criminal out. In Florida, if the authorities think “jail isn’t working for him”, they understand to try out lots more jail time to see if that will work for him.

  • Killington vs Bretton Woods
    December 21, 2019 at 9:09 am

    Good morning Turtle Riders. Has anyone had the chance to Ski Bretton or Killington yet this year? I don’t have to go back to work until after New years so I want to bring the wife and crotch fruits skiing for a few days but I can’t decide which mountain to go to.
    Thanks for any insight riders.

    • Bill Realist
      December 21, 2019 at 10:45 am

      Please just stay home for the love of god. There’s already enough massholes up here. If you have too I would suggest Mount Snow. Thank you.

    • Dick Albert
      December 21, 2019 at 11:53 am

      Try Mt. Washington on a warm January day. It only takes a couple of hours to summit and you stay warm from the hike so you really don’t need much more than your skis and light jackets.

    • You can take a flying leap
      December 21, 2019 at 12:16 pm

      For all we care

  • Paddy McDougal
    December 21, 2019 at 6:39 am

    Stupid guinea trash. I hate Italians! They’re the same exact thing as spics.

    • Paddy the dumb harp
      December 21, 2019 at 7:47 am

      Fuck you Paddy you drunken dumb harp. First of all hes not Italian but youre SO stupid you think the name jorge is Italian. Go have another drink with your fellow laborer drunks Shortest book ever written is “Irish Geniuses I Have Known”. . póg mo thóin

      • Leigha Genduso
        December 21, 2019 at 8:59 am

        vaffanculo a tua madre
        you dumb dago

  • Trevor Noah The Load Catcher
    December 21, 2019 at 3:34 am

    would

  • John Busta Nut Leguzamo
    December 21, 2019 at 12:09 am

    Ithis kid could be a gay porno star. I know backdoor talent when I see it.

  • Ashley Perennial Sunning
    December 21, 2019 at 12:01 am

    Zambrano is not white but he is a gender bending cock sucking spic

  • Ron
    December 20, 2019 at 11:58 pm

    “The Situation”

  • Vigil Ante
    December 20, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    Too bad for this piece of shit he didn’t get in arrested in MA. He could have told the DA and judge that jail doesn’t work for him like his cunt brother. Hopefully he is reunited with his bitch brother very soon. I pray that it is painful and embarrassing.

  • Keep up the good work TB
    December 20, 2019 at 11:37 pm

    One Zambrano down, one more to go!

    Oh I would love to smack that smug look off his face, but I will have to be content with watching his downward spiral instead.

  • Sam Harris
    December 20, 2019 at 11:24 pm

    I would pounddddd that biatch for hours from behind. I’d bend her over to get a Lipnicki any day!

  • Seed bag
    December 20, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    He will be dead in a year…. See ya mother fucker

  • Brian Wilson
    December 20, 2019 at 10:54 pm

    Omg I would SPANK his skank!!! Looks like she can give good lipnicki’s!!

    • Flinn
      December 20, 2019 at 11:00 pm

      Forreal

    • Rockets Redglare
      December 21, 2019 at 10:25 am

      Busy doin nothing…

  • Little Man Syndrome
    December 20, 2019 at 10:54 pm

    What a garbage family and he is the epitome of a douchebag. Karma is funny with people like this. His kids will probably grow up Luke him and his loser brother and continue the cycle of scumbags

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