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Award Winning “Cool” Math Teacher From High School In Storrs Immediately Regrets Decision To Try To Bang Imaginary 14 Year Old Boy When He Gets Catfished By The Pop Squad

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We first found out and blogged about the vigilante pedophile exposers out of Connecticut known as the Pop Squad back in September when they catfished a Westfield elementary school janitor who was hoping to meet up with a teen boy at Walmart for some extracurricular activities. They really do great work and should be commended for it. It’s insane how many pedophiles they find in that one area alone. And Connecticut is a relatively small state. It’s mind boggling to think how many of them are out there.

But Pop Squad posted a video today (which we can’t embed) of a math teacher at E.O. High School in Storrs named Daniel Bochicchio, who thought he was meeting up with a 14 year old boy for a quickie, but left unsatisfied when he realized the jig was up. Watch the video here

That moment when you realized your illustrious teaching career is about to be over:

This mother fucker couldn’t even get dressed up. He wore a faded CFL jersey and his fancy mesh shorts for easier access.

The texts were extremely disturbing too. Despite the fact that he teaches children this age, he was under the impression that he was talking to a 14 year old boy, and he hit the gas pedal anyway:

“I’m horny.” Fuck you dude. Aren’t we all? Yet we all have some sort of societal constraints that keep us from sticking our cervix scrapers in places they don’t belong. For instance, I’m married. Every married guy out there would jump at the opportunity for a hall pass if given the option. But since only the French get those we just have to suck it up and deal with the spank bank.

However, at least the urges I’m not allowed to act upon are legal. Because the tail I choose not to pursue can vote (although they’re often not registered). I firmly believe that pedophilia is a mental disorder that people are born with. But it’s still up to them to repress those urges or see a doctor. You don’t think I’d like to act on my urges? I don’t, but at least my urges are LEGAL. Sick fuck.

It got worse….

Jesus H. Christ. Dick pics to a 14 year old? Yup, this ain’t his first rodeo. You don’t just casually ask to drop dick pics to a 14 year old if it’s you ain’t done it before. It’s basically routine at this point. This is just the first time he’s gotten caught.

He reassured the imaginary child that friends share special secrets…

To me the most disturbing part of the conversation was when he said he wanted to get “right to business”:

To a child. He had no desire to get to know this person, he just wanted to use the kid’s body for his own sexual desires, then get home because he was tired, it was 1:30 AM, and he wanted his 11 hours of sleep.

He asks the 14 year old to write down “what he wants to do” on a piece of paper:

And the kid responds by writing “Dan” to prove he’s “real”


This guy wasn’t just some regular teacher though. He was the “cool” teacher by the looks of his ratings…..

He was especially supportive of LGBT students though…..

Likely because he was thinking about banging them. As the former student mentioned he is big into comic books and ran a school comic book club….

He even has a comic book podcast, which is as terrible and nerdy as it sounds….

He was the coach for the E.O Smith trophy winning math team…

Not even gonna say it. Let’s just say, this is why I drive a Honda instead a Ford.

He graduated from the University of Connecticut, which partners with E.O. Smith, and he recently won an award for being one of the school of education’s most outstanding alumni….

It comes with its own tribute video….

“Highly effective and kind teacher.”

AKA grooming.

Younger guys seems to be his thing though, as three years ago he was arrested for fighting with his 21 year old boyfriend inside a moving a car…..

Two Vernon men are facing second-degree breach of peace charges for brawling inside a car while driving on West Main Street, police said. An officer on the Rockville beat said that the incident began at 4:31 p.m. on Saturday. Police said that Daniel Bochicchio, 35 and Michael Watt, 21, who are in a relationship, were fighting at their apartment at 10 Mount Vernon Dr.

Presumably over whose turn it was to drive the stick. Yet he still kept his job as a teacher.

Although from the looks of some of his Facebook pictures it was only a matter of time until he ended up on the Pop Squad….

According to students E.O. Smith has already taken his name down on their website and he’s been put on leave before inevitably being fired.


The lesson here is simple – if you have impure thoughts about underage boys or girls then you have an illness. So just go home and beat off because as soon as you finish it will be even more satisfying since you won’t have to worry about that felony you just committed. Masturbation is one of the greatest inventions of all times. It keeps people from getting pregnant, transmitting fun diseases, getting divorced, losing their job, and going to jail. It’s why we can’t ever police or regulate it. It’s why I cringe when I hear people whining about people taking pictures of women in public. Just let the creepoid go home and flog the dolphin to your picture. Sure beats the alternative.

33 Comment(s)
  • M
    August 8, 2018 at 7:37 am

    He has a YouTube channel!!!!

    Check it out!

    He has songs. One is “the way we ball. Sick fk

  • Ginger Jew
    August 7, 2018 at 5:46 pm

    He looks like a ginger jew.

    August 7, 2018 at 2:57 pm

    We should impale him. Put a pike up his hole, tie some weights to his legs and let him slowly slide down til lthe pike pops out of this skull. Fucking creep. Don’t be surprised if he disappears.

  • Barney Frank
    August 7, 2018 at 12:48 pm

    Dan Bochicchio: ” What is the square root of my cock in your ass?”
    Little Boy:” I don’t know ….it hurts”
    Dan Bochicchio” Well you better know because I am not going to finger it out”

  • bigdaddy
    Anthony Weiner
    August 7, 2018 at 10:42 am

    At least I got my dick pics t a real under age child

  • Joe Biden
    August 7, 2018 at 10:07 am

    Is it really worth it? Little girls are better especially when they have to let you do stuff because you’re the second most powerful man in the world.

    • That’s gold!
      August 7, 2018 at 12:08 pm

      “…this is why I drive a Honda instead of a Ford” 

  • John Q Public
    August 7, 2018 at 9:03 am

    After looking at the Pop Squad website, these guys deserve national recognition from law enforcement on the power of citizen policing. Great job!

    • Smh
      August 8, 2018 at 7:16 am

      I watched a lot of their catches last night. I have no idea how they are able to control themselves from not smashing these pukes in the face. I also find it funny that when asked it’s always the first time they have done it, we all know that’s not true. And most of them are gay. And I’m not dogging on gay people. It just seems like it’s a pattern. Guess they got a lot more then a few crosses wires..

    • Real_Finn
      August 8, 2018 at 8:27 am

      They’ve learned from the best. 😉 lol

  • Barney Frank
    August 7, 2018 at 8:32 am

    Let me get this straight. He is a teacher ….he went to meet a 14 year old boy to rip his underage asshole apart with his old man dick. To force this little boy to suck his dick and making him swallow his old man jam. AND then go back to teaching other young boys math? I guess for math lab he tries to see how many inches a boy can throat and then convert it to MM. I will bet $100.00 he is a progressive liberal and loves the Clintons.

    August 7, 2018 at 8:26 am

    This guy had it coming. Rumor has it he was constantly trying to lure students to his apartment to get them drunk and high. Previous conviction fighting with a boyfriend 15 years younger than he. No wonder he was so ‘engaging’ with his students… nasty pedo.

    • Y
      August 7, 2018 at 11:05 am

      Do you mean the former State Senate President Stan Rosenberg?

      • M
        August 8, 2018 at 7:40 am

        Please post the video “this is the way we ball” from this creeps YouTube channel. It’s DBoProductions77.. i wish I knew how to or I would. Thanks 😉

  • Stunt Penis
    August 7, 2018 at 7:20 am

    Teaching is a profession filled with pedophiles. Easy access to children. We should require mandatory castration for any man who wants to become a teacher, because you know secretly he’s a diddler.

    Teachers are just as creepy as clowns.

  • bigdaddy
    Carlos Danger
    August 7, 2018 at 6:58 am

    I know how he feels

  • Here we come.....
    August 7, 2018 at 1:08 am

    Fun fact……

    Peter Tork went to E.O. Smith high school

    Ok now back to publically shaming disgusting fucken pedos

  • Wwwy
    August 7, 2018 at 1:01 am

    Jew diddlers an American pastime too bad the Catholics got so kike like. Very sad to see rainbow flags in churches we look like a kike city. Ovens and lampshades.

    • Uncle Sam
      August 7, 2018 at 10:03 am

      The biggest pains in the ass in the world are Communists. Of course they come out of Russia. Russia is built on a legacy of shame and failure. The world laughs at them. They even ate their own children when the Nazis made them starve during World War II. That’s the kind of thing that do because they’re less than human. The funniest part is that Russians actually thought Communism would work, when it can only function when a society isn’t selfish and full of turpitude as they provably always have been. A Communistic society only works for insects of the order Hymenoptera, and Russians weren’t even able to be as smart as ants and bees. Even after Communism’s multiple failures, Russians still long for the days when they espoused that useless system. Stupid and selfish is no way to succeed, but Russians are delusional enough to be legends in their own minds. Those cretins with their smelly teeth and repugnant hygiene even think their trolls work in the face of superior American intellect when they only serve to amuse us at their own expense. Jump, Russian monkey. Do tricks. Make us laugh with your simple antics.

      • Hughbo Mont
        August 7, 2018 at 1:51 pm

        Actually, I laugh at the EU (minus Poland and Hungary). How long has Russia allowed an unmitigated influx of “refugees”? Russia is Russia, but they’re not stupid. China is who we should be worrying about.

  • Real_Finn
    August 6, 2018 at 11:54 pm

    No grown man wants to hang out with a child. They’re not “fun”. Children (except your own) are irritating assholes.

    That’s like the guy in office who says he likes going to lunch with a gaggle of women at lunch. Bullshit. He just wants to get laid. Ulterior motive.

  • MathMajorsDream
    August 6, 2018 at 11:24 pm

    Know he can spend his time calculation the circumference of the many dicks of bubba that will penetrate his azz in the big house.

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    August 6, 2018 at 11:22 pm

    What a faggot!!!!!

  • Brian Albrecht
    August 6, 2018 at 11:21 pm

    Quick someone tell that pedo fuck Bret Killoran about this, wouldn’t want him to get caught. Although it really is just a matter of time. We’ll see if turtlebitch A1D@N K3@RN3Y runs that story! The human filth that congregates on this trash site is truly some of the most disgusting hate filled ugly pussy’s I’ve ever come across. Not a single one of you fucking western mass sidewinders ever shows up when i tell ya’ll where I’m going to be. Pussy’s like Bret Killoran give me fake addresses and dont expect me to show. REMEMBER MIKE DUGGAN? WHERE IS HE NOW!? LOL. I’m serious anyone who wants call 1900-who-wants-it-i-deliver.. I’ll fuck you up, take your wallet and leave you with a bag that will take the pain away. WEYMOUTH WE OUT HERE BITCH. YOU’RE ALL PUSSYS. I RUN YOU, I RUN THIS SITE. I RUN MASSACHUSETTS .

    #A1DAN K34RN3Y

    • Sheriff Brian Zahomo
      August 7, 2018 at 12:33 am

      Brian Albrecht is so fucking horny for jail dick, he’s trying to get a warrant in every county. Who the fuck shoplifts at Kohl’s in Mansfield, Brian? Why not just wear a fucking t-shirt that says “FUGITIVE”? If you want to get railed by convicts that bad, just walk up to a cop and tell him you’re Brian Albrecht. Fucking winner. Kid, you could fall out of a boat and not hit water. Hey, any cops reading this, Brian wants to remind you he’s in Weymouth. Yes, of course he’s got outstanding warrants, he’s Brian fucking Albrecht. Cuff him so Bubba can get to stuffin’. The kid is jonesin’ for jail bitch action. Bubba, don’t go easy on him. Brian always says it only hurts once. When you’re done, just pimp him for smokes.

      • Bwahahahaha
        August 7, 2018 at 12:46 am

        That was one of the funniest fuckin things I ever read! LMFAO!!

    • Y
      August 7, 2018 at 10:59 am

      “1900-who-wants-it-i-deliver”?! Brian, you are NOT Lil Wayne. Go back to your trunk and come-out when you are summonsed. You will have plenty of dick to suck this weekend.

  • Kill him
    August 6, 2018 at 11:11 pm

    Someone needs to take this diddler out. You know that this wasn’t his first time. Anyone who is attracted to a child is fkn sick. End of discussion.

    • Brian Albrecht
      August 6, 2018 at 11:27 pm

      What we need is Head bitch in charge, Turtle BITCH himself, Bret Killoran’s Personal flesh light, A1D@N K3@RN3Y to turn in that sick-o Bret to the feds. But as long as Bret is feeding A1D@N his dirt/shit covered cock(he is a pedo so its safe to say he feeds it to The K3ARN3Y tykes too) it will never happen. KEEP SHELTERING A FELON TURTLE BITCH.

      • TortugaNiño
        August 7, 2018 at 12:41 am

        Am i the only one who pictures “Brian”, as looking like French Stewart, being built like John Candy, and hung like GG Allin?

        • Brian the all-star catcher on the prison team
          August 7, 2018 at 12:51 am

          Soon as they throw him in county jail, they’re gonna be All in Brian, no doubt

          • TortugaNiño
            August 7, 2018 at 2:54 pm

            Touchè sir.

        • Punk
          August 7, 2018 at 6:06 pm

          “G.G. Allin had a penis the size of a pinky finger—it was practically inverted—and the idea of him trying to violently rape anyone with that tool was comical at best.”

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